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Currently my MVP voting through 8 games1. Clinton Portis2. Kurt Warner3. Drew BreesIf the Cardinals make the playoffs and Portis doesn't go over 2,000 yards, then I give it to Warner.

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Currently my MVP voting through 8 games1. Clinton Portis2. Kurt Warner3. Drew BreesIf the Cardinals make the playoffs and Portis doesn't go over 2,000 yards, then I give it to Warner.
Agreed. I also got him in the 21st round of my draft, 3 days before he was named starter. And I love him.
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You know what I don't understand? Kurt Warner is the number 2 fantasy QB right now, and he's only owned in 94 percent of leagues, and only started in 84 percent of leagues. 84 %?!? who the hell does that 10 percent ( 16% -6%) have as their QB, Drew Brees? People are crazy, Warner is a god, and should be started in 100 percent of leagues. If you have Warner and Brees, you should trade one of them. Kurt Warner's winning MVP, lock it up.

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You know what I don't understand? Kurt Warner is the number 2 fantasy QB right now, and he's only owned in 94 percent of leagues, and only started in 84 percent of leagues. 84 %?!? who the hell does that 10 percent ( 16% -6%) have as their QB, Drew Brees? People are crazy, Warner is a god, and should be started in 100 percent of leagues. If you have Warner and Brees, you should trade one of them. Kurt Warner's winning MVP, lock it up.
There's a lot of Warner hate out there. Inexplicable. Wait -- his wife and the God thing. Oh yeah.
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you mean you weren't smart enough to bench him. i started cassel and never looked back
Grats on having the cassel option. I also had Orton verse Green bay ( orton has been sucking since he got injured) and Matt Ryan against Minnesota. It's not like Warner didnt' start or something or got benched after the first quarter. He just sucked complete and utter ass. I had no reason to believe, based on any of his previous perfomances, that he'd suck utter ass. He was averaging over 300 yards a game. PS Go Fuck yourself
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Grats on having the cassel option. I also had Orton verse Green bay ( orton has been sucking since he got injured) and Matt Ryan against Minnesota. It's not like Warner didnt' start or something or got benched after the first quarter. He just sucked complete and utter ass. I had no reason to believe, based on any of his previous perfomances, that he'd suck utter ass. He was averaging over 300 yards a game. PS Go Fuck yourself
It's not like Warner has been spectacular as of late either. With I was smart enough to bench him last weekend =/p.s. fuck yourself harder <33
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It's not like Warner has been spectacular as of late either. With I was smart enough to bench him last weekend =/p.s. fuck yourself harder <33
Last weekend when he threw for 270 and a touchdown? Or did you mean the weekend before that when he threw for 280 and a touchdown? Or maybe it was the weekend before that where he threw for 230 and 3 touch downs? Nigga plz.
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Last weekend when he threw for 270 and a touchdown? Or did you mean the weekend before that when he threw for 280 and a touchdown? Or maybe it was the weekend before that where he threw for 230 and 3 touch downs? Nigga plz.
Warner has had a great fantasy season. The moment I heard the forecast for the Pats/Cards game I would have benched him assuming I had anyone else competent to play QB instead.
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Warner has had a great fantasy season. The moment I heard the forecast for the Pats/Cards game I would have benched him assuming I had anyone else competent to play QB instead.
yeah, that was the missing piece of the puzzle. But the snow didn't seem to stop cassel from passing all over the cardinals.
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yeah, that was the missing piece of the puzzle. But the snow didn't seem to stop cassel from passing all over the cardinals.
The Patriots play at least one snow game every year. That was the Cardinals first game in the snow in 25 years! No surprise the Patriots handled it better. And the Cards had nothing to play for. It's not like Matt Ryan had some easy matchup though. I dont blame you for starting Warner. Maybe if there was someone on the waiver wire with a good matchup. Not much you can do in that situation unless you have a good backup. Warner is a putrid bad-weather QB.
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The Patriots play at least one snow game every year. That was the Cardinals first game in the snow in 25 years! No surprise the Patriots handled it better. And the Cards had nothing to play for. It's not like Matt Ryan had some easy matchup though. I dont blame you for starting Warner. Maybe if there was someone on the waiver wire with a good matchup. Not much you can do in that situation unless you have a good backup. Warner is a putrid bad-weather QB.
yeah, and it's the first snow game cassel has ever played. There was no one on the waiver wire that was better than Matt Ryan.
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