Posted 01 December 2004 - 03:38 PM
Okay, let's concede that a schmuck is a schmuck, no matter what he schmucks up. Someone delivering a unsolicited paragraph worth of critique on someone's play will always be an ass, plain and simple.But that said, I do think the game is better for this sort of thing. First, it becomes more entertaining than the old stone-faced experience we have come to expect. Second, I think it does a lot to educate people on proper behavior. So many people come to the table thinking "I'm not gonna be that guy." When I lost my temper once or twice and my friends started calling me Phil (and not referring to Ivey or Gordon or even Laak) I immediately decided I had thrown my last nutty. Very few people have defended Josh or Mike or Phil (of course, I have. All of them. *sigh*) so I think everyone is taking the right lesson from this. The only issue is that newbies frequently aren't prepared for how emotional they are going to get at the table, not that they want to be another Phil. As for the broadcasts...well...a lot of that comes from ESPN's ongoing extended-middle-finger-at-the-poker-world, or as they would put it, "Adapting the game to appeal to a larger audience." Essentially, ESPN has told the poker world "Your game is too boring to show people. We, who regularly broadcast pool, bowling, and woodchopping, will make it interesting for you." So what do we get? We get Norm Chad's metamorphosis from a decent analyst into the world's most annoying person as poker's Rodney Dangerfield. We get "The Nuts," where we learn about Chris Ferguson, Vegetable Chopper and Champion Ballroom Dancer (flashes from "Rat Race"). We get a neverending series of all-in hands. We get "the Crew" taking over the poker world.And we get people acting like buffoons. A lot. We get Josh Arieh, the "villain" of the 2004 WSOP. We get Greg Raymer, the hero. (In fairness, I have only met Josh, and then largely in passing. I have never heard or read so much as an unkind peep about Raymer from anyone except Rick Reilly, who doesn't know him.) And the Hero must destroy the Villain. Which brings me to my next point:Suppose Josh had won the World Series. How then would the story have been told? Josh Arieh, the brash upstart from Dixie overcoming tragedy in his personal life to take a huge prize from the bloated bully. (and let's not lie, Norm would have taken EVERY shot he could find at Greg's weight, instead of just the one he did.) Now, rethink the broadcast. Imagine what would have been edited out. Imagine what would have been added in (Say Josh's expensive and nearly crippling laydown against Raymer). Imagine how Norm would couch Greg Raymer's "Presto!" screams as taunting his opponents, and Josh's great laydowns. Hell, you could even imagine him trying to gloss over his confrontation with Harry. You know the comments about Josh's shirts would evaporate in an instant. And now you know the problem with the broadcasts. ESPN and others are "creating" the story around these people, and throwing their reputations everywhere on the merits of an unavoidable waiver because they think poker won't appeal to people without it. I've seen firsthand how people react to Josh, and were I in his shoes, I would be thinking about carbombing ESPN. (not that I would. I'm a chemist, and I am trained to use my powers for good :-) )A buffoon gets what he gets, and that's fine. But a person is a buffoon once (or however many times) because they've spent five consecutive 13-hour days at the tables in the same tournament and THAT is all the world sees, I am not sure how much they deserve what they get.Okay. I am officially on a tangent now. I'll stop.
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What is "The first number not nameable in under ten words"? (And has it not just been named in nine?)