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#521 FCP Bob

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 09:46 AM

The Bolded is probably not a pretty sight.

Police searching for four women after a man was sexually assaulted downtown

A quartet, all in their 30s, are sought after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted after meeting in a nightclub.




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Police are searching for four women, all in their 30s, after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted in a downtown parking lot Saturday night.


The victim met the suspects at a nightclub around King St. and University Ave., Toronto police say. He left the club with the women after they had offered him a ride home.


According to police, the 19-year-old was then driven to a parking lot near Queen St. W. and Spadina Ave. where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects.


After the attack the victim was released and the women fled in a silver Honda SUV.


All suspects are described as white, between 30 and 36, standing approximately 5-foot-4 and weighing an estimated 190-200 lbs.

They were last seen wearing short black dresses and high heels.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 01:32 PM

Man dies after attempting to have sex with a wasp nest

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"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," psychologist Siv During Livh, an expert in sexual fantasy and understatement, told News Sweden.

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:07 PM

Genuine lol at "an expert in sexual fantasy and understatement."

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Posted 28 May 2013 - 09:55 AM

watch till the very end, this guy on the scooter is having quite the day


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Posted 04 June 2013 - 08:19 AM

New Jersey dad shows up in court in full Nazi uniform to fight for right to see son, Heinrich


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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:16 AM

Crazy naked guy runs amok in San Fran Subway, does gymnastics

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 08:37 AM

This video pretty much sums up one of the reason's I am terrified of the ocean.

Best part is the guy on the boat LAUGHING ABOUT IT.


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Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:39 AM

View PostFCP Bob, on 28 May 2013 - 09:55 AM, said:

watch till the very end, this guy on the scooter is having quite the day

"quite the day"... wonder if he gets back on and tries again at the bottom of that hole...
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Posted 25 July 2013 - 02:40 PM


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Posted 23 September 2013 - 01:37 AM


Two teens attack one's mom, plan to eat her liver after pill binge, deputy says

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Posted 23 October 2013 - 09:34 AM

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 06:50 AM

A day late, but whatevs!

This guy cuts off his penis then forgets to bring it to hospital!

Like......WTF?? :D

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 08:20 PM

View PostFCP Bob, on 23 October 2013 - 09:34 AM, said:


please tell me thats a joke...
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Posted 30 December 2013 - 12:16 PM


Meth-addled alleged masturbator taken down by 15 cops

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 07:46 AM


Former U.S. Marine kills stepfather with ‘atomic wedgie’: police

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Posted 09 January 2014 - 08:54 PM

View Postchrozzo, on 01 November 2013 - 08:20 PM, said:

please tell me thats a joke...
ball cancer ain't no joke son.
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Posted 13 April 2014 - 08:07 AM

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Posted 25 April 2014 - 09:42 PM

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Posted 01 January 2015 - 08:07 PM


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Florida man accused of decapitating mother on New Year's Eve http://www.cp24.com/world/florida-man-accused-of-decapitating-mother-on-new-year-s-eve-1.2169463#ixzz3NcdDrgGy


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Posted 31 May 2015 - 04:51 AM

View PostFCP Bob, on 07 April 2013 - 09:46 AM, said:


Those girls must have been hideous, if they need to resolve to this :D




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