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Lost Id In Mexico

Started by gatortom64, Oct 08 2008 05:07 AM

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#1 gatortom64

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 05:07 AM

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all
identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way
home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, the guy drops his
pants and shows the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back
to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"

The agent replies, "I recognized Barrack Obama in the middle."

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#2 leftygolfer

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 05:10 AM

FTHS!

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Monday, May 4th, 2009, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I find you all to be unfunny and annoying.

Ok, I think I'm going to venture out of the house for the first time in a few days. A round of golf in the sun will do me some good.

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