gatortom64 1 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation, lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," says the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, the guy drops his pants and shows the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago." "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?" The agent replies, "I recognized Barrack Obama in the middle." Link to post Share on other sites
leftygolfer 7 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 FTHS! Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I vaguely remember a similar joke from the 90's.Bobby Bowden, Terry Bowden, andSteve Spurrier Link to post Share on other sites
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