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Started by hblask, Sep 15 2008 05:47 AM

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#1 hblask

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 05:47 AM

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:04 AM

View Posthblask, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 9:47 AM, said:

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Yeah, but he gets dental.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:13 AM

View Posthblask, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 5:47 AM, said:

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I can't think of a single reason anyone should have to do this.
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#4 hblask

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:19 AM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 9:13 AM, said:

I can't think of a single reason anyone should have to do this.
Maybe it's just a hobby?I know when vet's check cows, they sometimes put on a very long glove and dive in up to their shoulder. I had no idea what they were checking for. But if you scale that to elephant size, maybe they are checking for that same thing, whatever it is. Ovarian cysts? Stomach tumors? Blockages?
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:19 AM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 10:13 AM, said:

I can't think of a single reason anyone should have to do this.
...So you're saying I should cancel my 3:30 appointment with this guy?

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 06:36 AM

Why does the guy on the right have a pipe sticking out of his ass?

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:07 AM

View PostJames D, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 9:36 AM, said:

Why does the guy on the right have a pipe sticking out of his ass?
He didn't want to be left out of the fun.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 07:23 AM

View PostJames D, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 3:36 PM, said:

Why does the guy on the right have a pipe sticking out of his ass?
If you were about to stick a hose and your head up an elephants arse I think you would want a trial run too.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:02 AM

View Posthblask, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 8:47 AM, said:

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pretty sure this would be an upgrade for Shake Sal
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 09:03 AM

HEY
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 11:02 AM

View Posthblask, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 6:19 AM, said:

Maybe it's just a hobby?I know when vet's check cows, they sometimes put on a very long glove and dive in up to their shoulder. I had no idea what they were checking for. But if you scale that to elephant size, maybe they are checking for that same thing, whatever it is. Ovarian cysts? Stomach tumors? Blockages?
It's just a quick way to check to see if they're bred (pregnant -- gonna have a calf). I would think any decent zoo's zoologists would check for that differently.The reason WHY I think that is in the picture.
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:16 PM

View Postleftygolfer, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 9:02 AM, said:

pretty sure this would be an upgrade for Shake Sal
It probably wouldn't leak up there..
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:23 PM

View Postmtdesmoines, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 12:02 PM, said:

It's just a quick way to check to see if they're bred (pregnant -- gonna have a calf). I would think any decent zoo's zoologists would check for that differently.The reason WHY I think that is in the picture.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:26 PM

View PostLongLiveYorke, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 7:04 AM, said:

dental plan
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:59 PM

My job sucks ass....wait a minute...



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Posted 15 September 2008 - 04:29 PM

Sit, Ubu. Sit.

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Posted 15 September 2008 - 08:09 PM

i love my jobs....in my car...driving...playing tunes....weeeeeeeeeeeee
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:08 AM

View Postloogie, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 7:29 PM, said:

Sit, Ubu. Sit.
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 12:13 AM

View Postchrozzo, on Monday, September 15th, 2008, 9:09 PM, said:

i love my jobs....in my car...driving...playing tunes....weeeeeeeeeeeee
Thats me, I work for a security company and all I do all dayis drive around listening to the radio/cd's
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Posted 16 September 2008 - 05:48 AM

I used to climb in tanks on subs rto be decommisioned, bag shit, and then pressure wash it at 1800psi with 180 degree water. No idea what all contaminates I have ingested. That is 1 elephant ass. I was dealing with YEARS of human shit. His job is easy.


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