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[keith crime]

ignore the bad play on the flop and turn

justifiable river call (ignore how stupid the other players turned out to be)

I say vs good players i was dead

PokerStars Game #20214492202: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/07 7:46:41 ET
Table 'Corduba' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: TheXC ($99.55 in chips)
Seat 2: $caryCard ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 4: bigboss67 ($50.90 in chips)
Seat 5: keith crime ($47.25 in chips)
Seat 6: Grits777 ($97 in chips)
Seat 7: trion12 ($38.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Torres99 ($77.60 in chips)
Seat 9: mentalo09 ($161.50 in chips)
keith crime: posts small blind $0.50
Grits777: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to keith crime [Ac 5c]
trion12: calls $1
Torres99: folds
mentalo09: folds
TheXC: folds
$caryCard: folds
bigboss67: calls $1
keith crime: calls $0.50
Grits777: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ks 4h 3c]
keith crime: checks
Grits777: checks
trion12: bets $3
bigboss67: calls $3
keith crime: calls $3
Grits777: folds
*** TURN *** [Ks 4h 3c] [2d]
keith crime: checks
trion12: checks
bigboss67: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ks 4h 3c 2d] [Ad]
keith crime: bets $4
trion12: raises $4 to $8
bigboss67: raises $4 to $12
keith crime: calls $8
trion12: raises $22.55 to $34.55 and is all-in
bigboss67: calls $22.55
keith crime: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
trion12: shows [8c As] (a pair of Aces)
bigboss67: shows [7d 5h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
bigboss67 collected $91.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $94.10 | Rake $3
Board [Ks 4h 3c 2d Ad]
Seat 1: TheXC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: $caryCard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bigboss67 (button) showed [7d 5h] and won ($91.10) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: keith crime (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: Grits777 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: trion12 showed [8c As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Torres99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mentalo09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[NoBBiR]

I don't understand any of this.

ignore the bad play on the flop and turn AND RIVER.

justifiable river call (ignore how stupid the other players turned out to be)

I say vs good players i was dead

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[ABigMotivation]

You must really hate chopped pots.

[keith crime]

I felt the insane action on the river meant someone had 5 6 and didnt want to pay 22 dollars to chop 2 maybe three ways

I didnt realize there was drug use involved

[Zach6668]

dude, you've been here for 4 years... how can you not know not to post retarded bad beats in the strategy forum, while not even attempting to mask it as an actual post by converting or anything.

instamoved.

[keith crime]

dude, you've been here for 4 years... how can you not know not to post retarded bad beats in the strategy forum, while not even attempting to mask it as an actual post by converting or anything.

instamoved.

1. it's not a bad beat just an interesting hand
2. I could give a flying **** where it goes
3. blow me

[NoBBiR]

1. it's not a bad beat just an interesting hand
2. I could give a flying **** where it goes
3. blow me

Excellent, I love when people post shit and then when they don't get the pat on the back or agreement they wanted they just get pissed.

Just don't even post in NL strat when you're just going to be a douchebag for no reason.

[keith crime]

Excellent, I love when people post shit and then when they don't get the pat on the back or agreement they wanted they just get pissed.

Just don't even post in NL strat when you're just going to be a douchebag for no reason.

uh let's see - I didn't post it here
I didn't want a pat on the back

I had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

[AimHigher]

uh let's see - I didn't post it here
I didn't want a pat on the back

I had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

I thought you had kings?

[NoBBiR]

uh let's see - I didn't post it here
I didn't want a pat on the back

I had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

You had a reason for being a douchebag? Hardly.

You played the whole hand poorly (you don't even have a full buy-in), you didn't follow the forum rules, and you posted results. Then, when you're told of your mistake(s), you tell the mod to blow you. It's also really stupid to say:

2. I could give a flying **** where it goes

After you post a hand. I'm not really sure what you wanted to accomplish by posting this hand. It can only be a pat on the back about folding because against good players you're dead.

Ok? People are such immature morons about following little basic rules.

"Eat your vegetables."
"I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY ****ING VEGETABLES. BLOW ME."

[keith crime]

You had a reason for being a douchebag? Hardly.

You played the whole hand poorly (you don't even have a full buy-in), you didn't follow the forum rules, and you posted results. Then, when you're told of your mistake(s), you tell the mod to blow you. It's also really stupid to say:
After you post a hand. I'm not really sure what you wanted to accomplish by posting this hand. It can only be a pat on the back about folding because against good players you're dead.

Ok? People are such immature morons about following little basic rules.

"Eat your vegetables."
"I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY ****ING VEGETABLES. BLOW ME."

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here

i didn't expect any criticism or praise - i just thought it was interesting because my two opponents went crazy

all of a sudden people are up my ass about the rules of this particular forum - when i didn't post it here

I'm not really referring to you more the other dude i got mixed up - but still - I've been here long enough that I feel comfortable to say

Just f ing let it go

i hate you forum nazis get over it

[Zach6668]

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here

i didn't expect any criticism or praise - i just thought it was interesting because my two opponents went crazy

all of a sudden people are up my ass about the rules of this particular forum - when i didn't post it here

I'm not really referring to you more the other dude i got mixed up - but still - I've been here long enough that I feel comfortable to say

Just f ing let it go

i hate you forum nazis get over it

it got moved to bad beats.

you posted it incorrectly in the NL strategy forum.

the NL strategy forum is for posts with strategic content, so people can learn, rather than just whine about people sucking out, and then flipping your lid when people think you played it poorly.

good day.

[NoBBiR]

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here

It got moved away to "here," because in NL strat it followed none of the forum rules.

[keith crime]

it got moved to bad beats.

you posted it incorrectly in the NL strategy forum.

the NL strategy forum is for posts with strategic content, so people can learn, rather than just whine about people sucking out, and then flipping your lid when people think you played it poorly.

good day.

I didnt post it there either

I posted it in general just because i thought it was funny

f the rules I could care less

[NoBBiR]

f the rules I could care less

Then don't post?

[laxmastr3165]

I have never posted but I do read faithfully.....Why is it that some of you around here think your god and can say whatever the hell you want. I understand that he didnt follow whatever rules are made up for this particular forum but really who cares. Why do you bb feel the need to put your two sense in like your some kind of know it all. This is made to post things and read about it....if you dont like what someone posts or have a problem just ignore it......Also get a life and stop being a forum nazi then maybe you will get laid once in a while and not click refresh for the fcp forums.

[wsox8]

I have never posted but I do read faithfully.....Why is it that some of you around here think your god and can say whatever the hell you want. I understand that he didnt follow whatever rules are made up for this particular forum but really who cares. Why do you bb feel the need to put your two sense in like your some kind of know it all. This is made to post things and read about it....if you dont like what someone posts or have a problem just ignore it......Also get a life and stop being a forum nazi then maybe you will get laid once in a while and not click refresh for the fcp forums.

Zach is a mod. What do you expect him to do? Keith has been here for a while so he should know that this goes in the bad beat forum and no place else. He posted the results so obviously he doesn't want it in strat. Keith seems to start a lot of threads and this is just another one of those pointless ones.

[laxmastr3165]

Just stating my thoughts on people freaking out about where other people post stuff.....its really NOT that serious.....lets put things in perspective

[keith crime]

Zach is a mod. What do you expect him to do? Keith has been here for a while so he should know that this goes in the bad beat forum and no place else. He posted the results so obviously he doesn't want it in strat. Keith seems to start a lot of threads and this is just another one of those pointless ones.

its not in any way a bad beat and doesnt belong in the bad beat forum

I just posted it because I thought it was an amusing hand and I originally posted it in general - show me where it says you can't post amusing hands in general

if you don't like my threads - learn how to read the part where it says who originated them, don't read them, and leave me alone

the level of meanness people have when sitting alone behind their computer astounds me - I've seen hundreds of worse posts and I've never said a thing - why? because i have a life

I can take gentle ribbing but the amount of bile by these mods and people who think they are mods is ridiculous

it's cyber space - if it sucks it disappears - no trees were killed

go out and try to meet a girl

[wsox8]

its not in any way a bad beat and doesnt belong in the bad beat forum

I just posted it because I thought it was an amusing hand and I originally posted it in general - show me where it says you can't post amusing hands in general

if you don't like my threads - learn how to read the part where it says who originated them, don't read them, and leave me alone

the level of meanness people have when sitting alone behind their computer astounds me - I've seen hundreds of worse posts and I've never said a thing - why? because i have a life

I can take gentle ribbing but the amount of bile by these mods and people who think they are mods is ridiculous

it's cyber space - if it sucks it disappears - no trees were killed

go out and try to meet a girl

A. Don't get me wrong. You do create some interesting threads, but I've mostly avoided your threads before this one. I figured I'd share my opinion (obviously not wanted) about your overreaction.

B. I'm not sure what having a life has to do with saying something with a pointless post.

C. I wish I was a mod so I could have moved your post.

D. I don't think my girlfriend would be happy if I met another girl.

E. Don't get so angry over other people's opinions. Other people can share their opinions, right?