F'ed Up Hand

[keith crime 8]

ignore the bad play on the flop and turnjustifiable river call (ignore how stupid the other players turned out to be)I say vs good players i was deadPokerStars Game #20214492202: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/09/07 7:46:41 ETTable 'Corduba' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: TheXC ($99.55 in chips) Seat 2: $caryCard ($95.50 in chips) Seat 4: bigboss67 ($50.90 in chips) Seat 5: keith crime ($47.25 in chips) Seat 6: Grits777 ($97 in chips) Seat 7: trion12 ($38.55 in chips) Seat 8: Torres99 ($77.60 in chips) Seat 9: mentalo09 ($161.50 in chips) keith crime: posts small blind $0.50Grits777: posts big blind $1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to keith crime [Ac 5c]trion12: calls $1Torres99: folds mentalo09: folds TheXC: folds $caryCard: folds bigboss67: calls $1keith crime: calls $0.50Grits777: checks *** FLOP *** [Ks 4h 3c]keith crime: checks Grits777: checks trion12: bets $3bigboss67: calls $3keith crime: calls $3Grits777: folds *** TURN *** [Ks 4h 3c] [2d]keith crime: checks trion12: checks bigboss67: checks *** RIVER *** [Ks 4h 3c 2d] [Ad]keith crime: bets $4trion12: raises $4 to $8bigboss67: raises $4 to $12keith crime: calls $8trion12: raises $22.55 to $34.55 and is all-inbigboss67: calls $22.55keith crime: folds *** SHOW DOWN ***trion12: shows [8c As] (a pair of Aces)bigboss67: shows [7d 5h] (a straight, Ace to Five)bigboss67 collected $91.10 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $94.10 | Rake $3 Board [Ks 4h 3c 2d Ad]Seat 1: TheXC folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: $caryCard folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: bigboss67 (button) showed [7d 5h] and won ($91.10) with a straight, Ace to FiveSeat 5: keith crime (small blind) folded on the RiverSeat 6: Grits777 (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 7: trion12 showed [8c As] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: Torres99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: mentalo09 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[NoBBiR 0]

I don't understand any of this.

ignore the bad play on the flop and turn AND RIVER.justifiable river call (ignore how stupid the other players turned out to be)I say vs good players i was dead

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[ABigMotivation 0]

You must really hate chopped pots.

[keith crime 8]

I felt the insane action on the river meant someone had 5 6 and didnt want to pay 22 dollars to chop 2 maybe three waysI didnt realize there was drug use involved

[Zach6668 513]

dude, you've been here for 4 years... how can you not know not to post retarded bad beats in the strategy forum, while not even attempting to mask it as an actual post by converting or anything.instamoved.

[keith crime 8]

dude, you've been here for 4 years... how can you not know not to post retarded bad beats in the strategy forum, while not even attempting to mask it as an actual post by converting or anything.instamoved.

1. it's not a bad beat just an interesting hand2. I could give a flying **** where it goes3. blow me

[NoBBiR 0]

1. it's not a bad beat just an interesting hand2. I could give a flying **** where it goes3. blow me

Excellent, I love when people post shit and then when they don't get the pat on the back or agreement they wanted they just get pissed.Just don't even post in NL strat when you're just going to be a douchebag for no reason.

[keith crime 8]

Excellent, I love when people post shit and then when they don't get the pat on the back or agreement they wanted they just get pissed.Just don't even post in NL strat when you're just going to be a douchebag for no reason.

uh let's see - I didn't post it hereI didn't want a pat on the backI had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

[AimHigher 0]

uh let's see - I didn't post it hereI didn't want a pat on the backI had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

I thought you had kings?

[NoBBiR 0]

uh let's see - I didn't post it hereI didn't want a pat on the backI had a reason - or are you too retarded to remember your first post in this thread

You had a reason for being a douchebag? Hardly.You played the whole hand poorly (you don't even have a full buy-in), you didn't follow the forum rules, and you posted results. Then, when you're told of your mistake(s), you tell the mod to blow you. It's also really stupid to say:

2. I could give a flying **** where it goes

After you post a hand. I'm not really sure what you wanted to accomplish by posting this hand. It can only be a pat on the back about folding because against good players you're dead.Ok? People are such immature morons about following little basic rules."Eat your vegetables.""I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY ****ING VEGETABLES. BLOW ME."

[keith crime 8]

You had a reason for being a douchebag? Hardly.You played the whole hand poorly (you don't even have a full buy-in), you didn't follow the forum rules, and you posted results. Then, when you're told of your mistake(s), you tell the mod to blow you. It's also really stupid to say: After you post a hand. I'm not really sure what you wanted to accomplish by posting this hand. It can only be a pat on the back about folding because against good players you're dead.Ok? People are such immature morons about following little basic rules."Eat your vegetables.""I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY ****ING VEGETABLES. BLOW ME."

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here i didn't expect any criticism or praise - i just thought it was interesting because my two opponents went crazyall of a sudden people are up my ass about the rules of this particular forum - when i didn't post it hereI'm not really referring to you more the other dude i got mixed up - but still - I've been here long enough that I feel comfortable to say Just f ing let it goi hate you forum nazis get over it

[Zach6668 513]

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here i didn't expect any criticism or praise - i just thought it was interesting because my two opponents went crazyall of a sudden people are up my ass about the rules of this particular forum - when i didn't post it hereI'm not really referring to you more the other dude i got mixed up - but still - I've been here long enough that I feel comfortable to say Just f ing let it goi hate you forum nazis get over it

it got moved to bad beats.you posted it incorrectly in the NL strategy forum.the NL strategy forum is for posts with strategic content, so people can learn, rather than just whine about people sucking out, and then flipping your lid when people think you played it poorly.good day.

[NoBBiR 0]

again i didn't post it here - it got moved here

It got moved away to "here," because in NL strat it followed none of the forum rules.

[keith crime 8]

it got moved to bad beats.you posted it incorrectly in the NL strategy forum.the NL strategy forum is for posts with strategic content, so people can learn, rather than just whine about people sucking out, and then flipping your lid when people think you played it poorly.good day.

I didnt post it there either I posted it in general just because i thought it was funnyf the rules I could care less

[NoBBiR 0]

f the rules I could care less

Then don't post?

[laxmastr3165 0]

I have never posted but I do read faithfully.....Why is it that some of you around here think your god and can say whatever the hell you want. I understand that he didnt follow whatever rules are made up for this particular forum but really who cares. Why do you bb feel the need to put your two sense in like your some kind of know it all. This is made to post things and read about it....if you dont like what someone posts or have a problem just ignore it......Also get a life and stop being a forum nazi then maybe you will get laid once in a while and not click refresh for the fcp forums.

[wsox8 10]

I have never posted but I do read faithfully.....Why is it that some of you around here think your god and can say whatever the hell you want. I understand that he didnt follow whatever rules are made up for this particular forum but really who cares. Why do you bb feel the need to put your two sense in like your some kind of know it all. This is made to post things and read about it....if you dont like what someone posts or have a problem just ignore it......Also get a life and stop being a forum nazi then maybe you will get laid once in a while and not click refresh for the fcp forums.

Zach is a mod. What do you expect him to do? Keith has been here for a while so he should know that this goes in the bad beat forum and no place else. He posted the results so obviously he doesn't want it in strat. Keith seems to start a lot of threads and this is just another one of those pointless ones.

[laxmastr3165 0]

Just stating my thoughts on people freaking out about where other people post stuff.....its really NOT that serious.....lets put things in perspective

[keith crime 8]

Zach is a mod. What do you expect him to do? Keith has been here for a while so he should know that this goes in the bad beat forum and no place else. He posted the results so obviously he doesn't want it in strat. Keith seems to start a lot of threads and this is just another one of those pointless ones.

its not in any way a bad beat and doesnt belong in the bad beat forumI just posted it because I thought it was an amusing hand and I originally posted it in general - show me where it says you can't post amusing hands in generalif you don't like my threads - learn how to read the part where it says who originated them, don't read them, and leave me alonethe level of meanness people have when sitting alone behind their computer astounds me - I've seen hundreds of worse posts and I've never said a thing - why? because i have a life I can take gentle ribbing but the amount of bile by these mods and people who think they are mods is ridiculousit's cyber space - if it sucks it disappears - no trees were killedgo out and try to meet a girl

[wsox8 10]

its not in any way a bad beat and doesnt belong in the bad beat forumI just posted it because I thought it was an amusing hand and I originally posted it in general - show me where it says you can't post amusing hands in generalif you don't like my threads - learn how to read the part where it says who originated them, don't read them, and leave me alonethe level of meanness people have when sitting alone behind their computer astounds me - I've seen hundreds of worse posts and I've never said a thing - why? because i have a life I can take gentle ribbing but the amount of bile by these mods and people who think they are mods is ridiculousit's cyber space - if it sucks it disappears - no trees were killedgo out and try to meet a girl

A. Don't get me wrong. You do create some interesting threads, but I've mostly avoided your threads before this one. I figured I'd share my opinion (obviously not wanted) about your overreaction.B. I'm not sure what having a life has to do with saying something with a pointless post.C. I wish I was a mod so I could have moved your post.D. I don't think my girlfriend would be happy if I met another girl.E. Don't get so angry over other people's opinions. Other people can share their opinions, right?

[NoBBiR 0]

I have never posted but I do read faithfully.....Why is it that some of you around here think your god and can say whatever the hell you want. I understand that he didnt follow whatever rules are made up for this particular forum but really who cares. Why do you bb feel the need to put your two sense in like your some kind of know it all. This is made to post things and read about it....if you dont like what someone posts or have a problem just ignore it......Also get a life and stop being a forum nazi then maybe you will get laid once in a while and not click refresh for the fcp forums.

I love how when you tell someone that they don't correctly follow the rules instantly leads to morons challenging how much pussy you get over the internet. And should I also point out the irony in telling someone to get a life after they just wrote you a paragraph claiming it's ridiculous to respond to something on a forum, WHILE ON A FORUM? No, I won't.It's the rules. When you can't do something as simple as converting your hand (I realize it's difficult to copy and paste twice), and then when you're told you say "I don't give a shit about the rules" like you're a rebel because you can't follow a simple direction, then you get shit on and told that you're an idiot. You don't get any actual discussion, and get moved to forums where no one will discuss your hand. It's not really a hard request, but you blew it into this whole deal about how you're James Dean and you're gonna break the law whether anyone like it or not and to hell with anyone who cares.What could you honestly expect?

its not in any way a bad beat and doesnt belong in the bad beat forumI just posted it because I thought it was an amusing hand and I originally posted it in general - show me where it says you can't post amusing hands in generalif you don't like my threads - learn how to read the part where it says who originated them, don't read them, and leave me alonethe level of meanness people have when sitting alone behind their computer astounds me - I've seen hundreds of worse posts and I've never said a thing - why? because i have a life I can take gentle ribbing but the amount of bile by these mods and people who think they are mods is ridiculousit's cyber space - if it sucks it disappears - no trees were killedgo out and try to meet a girl

Again, the irony in these kinds of posts is hilarious.As for the bolded part, I don't understand what you're talking about. You get told you've erred and not followed the rules, so all you had to say was "Alright, I'll convert and repost! My bad." You cannot say **** you and the rules because I'm so tough or whatever. You're the one that acted like a jackass to begin with. It's like everyone is in high school and wants to show off and break the rulessssssssss! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Please, just grow up. When you act like a ****ing retard, you get treated like a ****ing retard. End of story. No one is being a forum Nazi. I just really despise people that act like children when everything doesn't fall exactly the way they want. I hardly think I'm a mod, but when you act like an idiot, you'll catch my attention, and I'll let you know about it

[laxmastr3165 0]

I got an idea....how about you blow me....you do spend all your time checking posts on the internet....get a fing life BB in the real world if you talked like this you would most likely get punched in the face much the reason why you behind your computer and type away...........who cares where people post stuff. Everything is for DISCUSSION purposes I realize things need to go in their respectful places but if they DONT GET OVER IT.

[laxmastr3165 0]

Also never in my response did I say dont respond on forums.......I simply stated GET A LIFE and stop bitching about how and where people post you MORON.....Learn how to read

[keith crime 8]

Alright I'll let it gobut can't you see the pain of being criticized for posting something in strategy and violating its rules - when i never posted it thereand then being criticized for posting it in bad beats when i never posted it there either?

[NoBBiR 0]

I got an idea....how about you blow me....you do spend all your time checking posts on the internet....get a fing life BB

IRONY. YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THINGGGGGGGGGGGG.

in the real world if you talked like this you would most likely get punched in the face much the reason why you behind your computer and type away...........

Dude, you have to see what a ****ing hypocrite you are. It's so ridiculous. I can't stand arguing with people with the IQ of a goldfish anymore. This entire sentence is just so completely hypocritical it's insane. "DON'T TALK SHIT TO ME OVER THE COMPUTER, I'D SO KICK YOUR ASS IN PERSON. FAG."

who cares where people post stuff. Everything is for DISCUSSION purposes I realize things need to go in their respectful places but if they DONT GET OVER IT.

No. The whole point of rules is so discussions go on in correct places and in the proper format. When they don't go on that way irrational people tweak out about how they're being hated on because they can't handle all the rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Alright I'll let it gobut can't you see the pain of being criticized for posting something in strategy and violating its rules - when i never posted it thereand then being criticized for posting it in bad beats when i never posted it there either?

Ok, well you never said you didn't open post it in Strat. You said, "I didn't post it here," when at that point it was already moved to BBV, which changes the tense you might have been meaning. You were told you violated the posting rules, and then told the mod to blow you. Can you see how that comes off douchey?