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#1 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:26 PM

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:32 PM

Well, let's get some details. What sport do you coach?

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:33 PM

Please don't say soccer. Please don't say soccer.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 7:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, let's get some details. What sport do you coach?

Hoping for beach volleyball, ONE TIME!

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, let's get some details. What sport do you coach?


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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:46 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Football right now.

But I have done basketball and baseball as well.

Coach 'em up you vagina.

Put a lil shotgun spread out there and watch those fuckers score all day long.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 9:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I choke on the bullshit daily.

If it wasnt for the kids I'd quit. Some of them are actually good kids with talent and futures in sports.

A part of me feels a responsibility to do my best for them.

But the incompetence surrounding me pretty much cancels that out.

Moral of the story, dont get involved unless you love to eat shit.



You just went up a notch for me.

That's cool that you do that.
I've done it for years and it is a thankless job.





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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:49 PM

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Coach 'em up you vagina.

Put a lil shotgun spread out there and watch those fuckers score all day long.


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#10 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:55 PM

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have some gun. But our best plays are counter traps out of a double wing.

As a former offensive lineman...POUND THA ROCK!

Talk about a thankless job.

We ran a Wing T/Single Wing in high school so basically all of our plays looked the same but you never knew who was going to get the ball. Lots of traps and pulling which makes for lots of fun being a fat guy who loves to pancake their opponent.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As a former offensive lineman...POUND THA ROCK!

Talk about a thankless job.

We ran a Wing T/Single Wing in high school so basically all of our plays looked the same but you never knew who was going to get the ball. Lots of traps and pulling which makes for lots of fun being a fat guy who loves to pancake their opponent.


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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:01 PM

Why is it called football when the action with the ball mostly involves the arms?
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 8:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yessir. Our line is a little undersized, so misdierction and angles are crucial.


you are Marshall?

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:10 PM

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Why is it called football when the action with the ball mostly involves the arms?

You gotta have feet in order to run with the ball.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:11 PM

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you are Marshall?


never saw that one.

NOT a matt mchauanhey or whatever his name is fan.

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:23 PM

QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 8:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You gotta have feet in order to run with the ball.


...which is carried in your arms
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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:17 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I choke on the bullshit daily.

If it wasnt for the kids I'd quit. Some of them are actually good kids with talent and futures in sports.

A part of me feels a responsibility to do my best for them.

But the incompetence surrounding me pretty much cancels that out.

Moral of the story, dont get involved unless you love to eat shit.

id coach a high school womens volleyball team.....
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Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:11 AM

QUOTE (chrozzo @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 11:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
id coach a high school womens volleyball team.....


Or the US womens gymnastics/softall teams....

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Wednesday, August 20th, 2008, 7:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
LLY, I'll put it like this. And this happened to me and my brother over the summer, ruining baseball season.

Lets say that I was your Uncle (you are me) and your little brothers Godfather. Now lets say that we are working on a complex physics problem. Now I am in charge, despite knowing nothing about physics (baseball) and you are my assitant who I give meaningless responsibility too. Now lets say you start to take over, and I feel marginalized. Well obviously, I, your Uncle will kick you off the caching staff and your brother off the team saying that you werent putting the team first. Thats youth sports.

I wont even go into whats happening during football.

But thats a true story. My "Uncle", who was married to my Fathers sister, and is my little brothers Godfather, kicked my brother off of a baseball team started by he and my dad 4 years ago.

THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Thats youth sports. Nothing but raging ego.


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