Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 because i'm at the "i dont give a fuuuuh" stage, I really just hit on every girl i see now.. its alll pink on the inside right?anyways, today at Noon. i get a text message saying some random shhiz signed Jessica.. .so i text back. uhh. what?then she texts, "did you pay the phone bill yet?"so i text back. I dont know you.. wtf are u talking about..so then she replies with "oh sorry, wrong person"so i take it up a notch and reply with "No worries... are you siingle?"she answers "why?"lol... the fact she answered is Go for me... so i say "No reason, just bored at work... I'm from etc etc.."she replies back, shes 23 and from the same area...works in advertising.now I'm were at the "facebook" stage. so once i find out if shes decent or what i'll post pics. lol. could be hilarious if I sleep with a girl who texted the wrong number Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 LMAO!This latest girlfriend episode has gotten you more horny/desperate/whatever than normal it seems. It's pretty much all you've talked about since you got back.That's cool though. I'd never be able to do that.So yeah... Waiting on pics. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 generally I find that you are lame potatoes, but this story is interesting. keep me updated, thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 There is a 73% chance you will marry this girl. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 its your ex girlfriend fucking with you. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 lol...uh...Do work, son! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 generally I find that you are lame potatoes, but this story is interesting. keep me updated, thanks.ya, thats because you have never met me..i keep a lame potato edge online. but i thhink kthere are a few epic threads from back in the day of mine... kurt remembers i'm sure Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 so i take it up a notch and reply with "No worries... are you siingle?"Creepy. Though the extra 'i' in 'siingle' makes it creepy to the point of coolness when spoken out loud. Hey baby...are you siiiiiingle?generally I find that you are lame potatoes, but this story is interesting. keep me updated, thanks.:schrute Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Soooooooooo....did she cum or what? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 generally I find that you are lame potatoes, but this story is interesting. keep me updated, thanks.RT's way better than that, sir. At least several lame vegetables combined, possibly a canned fruit, as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Creepy. Though the extra 'i' in 'siingle' makes it creepy to the point of coolness when spoken out loud. Hey baby...are you siiiiiingle?:schruteha! thought you'd like that.if creepy is cool, consider me Miles Davis Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 RT's way better than that, sir. At least several lame vegetables combined, possibly a canned fruit, as well.Canned fruit, not sure.Closet fruit, almost definitely. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Wow you seem to be on quite the tear lately.Can I have your leftovers? Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Wow you seem to be on quite the tear lately.Can I have your leftovers?Leftover bearded clam....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 It's Naismith. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I'm still not 100% convinced that the type of girl that can be picked up through an anonymous text message is going to be A-material. But I'm sure this thread will be entertaining. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 That's cool though. I'd never be able to do that.Oh really? I bet you could.Soooooooooo....did she cum or what?JESUS CHRIST MAN, THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT ON A MESSAGE BOARD. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I'm still not 100% convinced that the type of girl that can be picked up through an anonymous text message is going to be A-material. But I'm sure this thread will be entertaining.Dude, are you gay?Who needs A material girls when you've just been dumped? I barely required that they be female, conscious and or living when I was rebounding. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I barely required that they be female, conscious and or living when I was rebounding.We all know you like them passed out and transsexual, you don't have to say it over and over. Link to post Share on other sites
owise1 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 If no contact, in a day or so text her, "did you pay the phone bill yet?" Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 If no contact, in a day or so text her, "wanna make the money to pay the phone bill the hard way?"FYPand yes Timmy, if they're drugged, it's easier to clean up the DNA evidence afterwards Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 Update.She added me to facebook, ... *ahem...cough...anyhow... i could get my black belt for the first time.. and she has hot friends.. or.. well. i saw 1 semi attractive girl.once you go black you never...? meh.. I dont care, i'll eat the shiit. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 good luck getting a beej from a black chick. There are some exceptions, but from my 4 black girls of experience, a couple of em did it, but it was like I had to pretend that my dick was the welfare building and my semen was the check.Ok, that was tasteless. I'm really sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 good luck getting a beej from a black chick. There are some exceptions, but from my 4 black girls of experience, a couple of em did it, but it was like I had to pretend that my dick was the welfare building and my semen was the check.Ok, that was tasteless. I'm really sorry.lol! nice... i know i know.. whats the deal with that anyways? I girls who always say that black dudes never go down on girls either.god damn it.. they must know something we dont? or maybe they dont know something we do?? either way..friday is pogey day! so i'l be handing out checks all night.. lets see if Shaniqua (i mean jessica) is game. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 A racial plot twist? It's like Spike Lee meets M. Night Shamalan. Link to post Share on other sites
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