poker tells of the pros

[deucheman 0]

IS THERE ANY GOOD RESOURCE/LINK WHERE ONE CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE TELLS OF SOME OF THE TOP POKER PROS ARE? I.E. SCOTTIE NGUYEN(SIC) WITH HAND ON CHIN FINGER OUT WHEN HE HAS A GOOD HAND? CAN WE USE THIS FORUM TO CREATE/DISCUSS THEM

[DKE_XP120 0]

please take caps lock off

[Absolute 0]

IS THERE ANY GOOD RESOURCE/LINK WHERE ONE CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE TELLS OF SOME OF THE TOP POKER PROS ARE? I.E. SCOTTIE NGUYEN(SIC) WITH HAND ON CHIN FINGER OUT WHEN HE HAS A GOOD HAND? CAN WE USE THIS FORUM TO CREATE/DISCUSS THEM

id prefer to use this forum to flame assclowns like yourself.

[cdddc75 0]

IS THERE ANY GOOD RESOURCE/LINK WHERE ONE CAN FIND OUT WHAT THE TELLS OF SOME OF THE TOP POKER PROS ARE? I.E. SCOTTIE NGUYEN(SIC) WITH HAND ON CHIN FINGER OUT WHEN HE HAS A GOOD HAND? CAN WE USE THIS FORUM TO CREATE/DISCUSS THEM

Dan Harrington bluffs every time he bets.Now please go crawl back into your momma's womb and rot there.

[KDawgCometh 2]

can your parents go back however many years and nine months and have an abortion

[deucheman 0]

Why the hostility? Is this not an appropriate question or is this the wrong forum to write it in? No offense meant.

[wrto4556 0]

wrong forum, dude.

[allinbluff35 0]

can your parents go back however many years and nine months and have an abortion

instead of that his dad should have pulled out and he can just be an0ther fuckstain on a bedsheet

[speedz99 145]

Why the hostility? Is this not an appropriate question or is this the wrong forum to write it in? No offense meant.

1. wrong area of the forum2. writing a post in all capital letters is automatically going to have everyone jumping all over youNo big deal.

[bmcarter 0]

can your parents go back however many years and nine months and have an abortion

instead of that his dad should have pulled out and he can just be an0ther fuckstain on a bedsheet

gross :?

[haganation 0]

It seems "forum veterans" are too busy stroking themselves, bathing in the glow of their own genius, to respond to a serious question. Albeit one with caps lock used. For all the $.01/$.02 limit poker they play in their mom's basement, you'd think they'd have enough money to buy a clue.The people who decry flame wars are the same one's who start them in this forum. Seriously, this dude wants to talk a little poker, and you tell him to go back in his mother's womb and for her to have an abortion?You guys are really cool. Cool enough have no lives to speak of outside a poker forum. Cut the guy some slack.i don't know of any pro tells, by the way. Moneymaker looks right at you when he is bluffing.

[deucheman 0]

Thanks for the information and defense. I just won a seat at the WSOP in Vegas and I am going to New Orleans for some tournament play there. Again, maybe wrong forum, but I think an interesting topic. So again, if someone can direct me elsewhere, please do. If not, why not start one.

[cdddc75 0]

You might get more feedback in the General forum.I wouldn't waste much time on this though. The pros watch themselves more than you ever will. What was a tell today probably won't be a tell by July, and the odds of you actually sitting at a table with a pro whose tell you've found is still good are astronomical.Work on your own game, and thanks for finding that caps lock key.

[Petoria 0]

3 things:1. All caps is bad2. wrong forum3. your poll has nothing to do with your topic.Also, it's the WSOP circuit event in New Orleans that you're playing in, not that it matters bc you'll probably lose.

[Briguy 0]

I've seen a certain player pick his nose when playing. When he's bluffing, it's usually a two-knuckle dive. A single knuckle probe usually means he's got a piece of the flop. Rimming the inside of the nostril indicates the stone cold nuts. I can't remember his name, though. Sorry.

[deucheman 0]

Thanks for all the useful and not useful information. I will move this discussion elsewhere. In general there hasnt been but two useful replies. In particular, Petunia: 1. get over the caps it really isnt that big of a deal 2. i am going to the wsop and playing in las vegas; im going to new orleans during there tourny to observe and practice my game 3. the last two winners of the wsop werent every day namesAdieu to all

[KDawgCometh 2]

It seems "forum veterans" are too busy stroking themselves, bathing in the glow of their own genius, to respond to a serious question.  Albeit one with caps lock used.  For all the $.01/$.02 limit poker they play in their mom's basement, you'd think they'd have enough money to buy a clue.The people who decry flame wars are the same one's who start them in this forum.  Seriously, this dude wants to talk a little poker, and you tell him to go back in his mother's womb and for her to have an abortion?You guys are really cool.  Cool enough have no lives to speak of outside a poker forum.  Cut the guy some slack.i don't know of any pro tells, by the way.  Moneymaker looks right at you when he is bluffing.

ahhhh, what do assumptions do. oh yeah they make an ass out of you and me, but in your case they just make an ass out of you. Dude shut up. It was a stupid question that really has no value to this forum. If you want to try to rag on me for my ost count, I post here in between hands when Im playing online, or when I've just woke up, like now. Those of us who actually post in this forum take it seriously and don't like it when stupid shit that can be posted in gen pop. Look OP if you want to get tewlls on pros, do it yourself. Watch past WPT episodes and carefulyy watch them when they play. If you have a real question, then ask it, if you want to run another stupid poll, do it in gen pop

[KDawgCometh 2]

Thanks for all the useful and not useful information.  I will move this discussion elsewhere.  In general there hasnt been but two useful replies.  In particular, Petunia:   1. get over the caps it really isnt that big of a deal   2. i am going to the wsop and playing in las vegas; im going to new orleans during there tourny to observe and practice my game  3. the last two winners of the wsop werent every day namesAdieu to all

1. holding down caps means your shouting smart guy3. Raymer wasn't an "everyday name" onluy MM and Varkonyi would be considered that. If you have read many of the things on Raymer then you'd know that he is a winning high stakes player, and is a north east semi pro

[haganation 0]

Flame me with your 400oth post, please. You tell another human being his mom should have had an abortion, but I'm the a-hole- and so is he- for soiling his precious forum. look buster, I take poker seriously too. My 15 or so posts have been on the topic of poker, poker personalities, and the like. but I'm not on some holier-than-thou mission to own a poker forum, which is what you (due to some inferiority complex(es) I don't know about) are. You act like this is your town, your gang. "Don't come around here." When really you're masked by the vail of the semi-anonymous internet, and feeling tough by cutting others down to size really gets you going. (Figuratively, at least... I can't imagaine anything getting you literally going... in order to post 4000 times you must be pretty sedentary, and, hence, obese).I can flame too, cowgirl, but I go after the bounty hunters, not the innocent trying to talk poker.As far as this board going to crap; "You do it to yourself."Radiohead

[KDawgCometh 2]

Flame me with your 400oth post, please. You tell another human being his mom should have had an abortion, but I'm the a-hole- and so is he- for soiling his precious forum. look buster, I take poker seriously too. My 15 or so posts have been on the topic of poker, poker personalities, and the like. but I'm not on some holier-than-thou mission to own a poker forum, which is what you (due to some inferiority complex(es) I don't know about) are. You act like this is your town, your gang. "Don't come around here." When really you're masked by the vail of the semi-anonymous internet, and feeling tough by cutting others down to size really gets you going. (Figuratively, at least... I can't imagaine anything getting you literally going... in order to post 4000 times you must be pretty sedentary, and, hence, obese).I can flame too, cowgirl, but I go after the bounty hunters, not the innocent trying to talk poker.As far as this board going to crap; "You do it to yourself."Radiohead

ahhh, basing this off of two posts, jumping the gun aren't we "mr. content". Since you also like to read so much then you would've noticed as to why I post here so much, but since you don't feel like reading then maybe you should read my post again tuff guy. Yet again an assumption that you try to make is my weight. Well guesswhat, I used to be a wrestler and now do jiujitsu, so I guess your analysis of me is wrong.

[haganation 0]

You're a bully. You've got a proprietary stake in this site for reasons unkonw. You must feel like you can fit in here.Regardless of whether you're fat or not (I still think you are) it doesn't change the fact that you make hurtful statements directed towards those who deserve it least. A guy leaves his CAPS on and posts in the wrong area, and you blast him like it's high treason. That's not an assumption. Scroll up.And get out of the house more.

[ajs510 122]

1. If Johnny Chan actually eats the orange, you're screwed.2. If Sammy Farha actually lights the cigarette, you're screwed.3. If Phil Ivey starts talking, you're screwed.4. If Mike Matusow stops talking, you're screwed. 5. If Men the Master orders a second Corona, you're screwed.6. If Chris Ferguson throws a card at you and says he only needs one, you're screwed. 7. If Phil Hellmuth shows up on time, you're screwed. 8. If Chris Moneymaker holds his cards up to his head...well, I guess go all in, but he'll suckout on the river. 9. If Greg Raymer offers to "show you a fossil", you are most definitely screwed...10. If anyone actually tells you they have a tell on a pro player, it's a safe bet that the pro player doesn't have that particular tell anymore, or will fake it when they have the nuts. Then...my friend...you will be screwed.

[KDawgCometh 2]

You're a bully. You've got a proprietary stake in this site for reasons unkonw. You must feel like you can fit in here.Regardless of whether you're fat or not (I still think you are) it doesn't change the fact that you make hurtful statements directed towards those who deserve it least. A guy leaves his CAPS on and posts in the wrong area, and you blast him like it's high treason. That's not an assumption. Scroll up.And get out of the house more.

let me guess, you're some nerd who got his ass picked on a lot in high school and has just gotten to college and is bitter about those experiences, and all you can say is "I think you're fat" boohoo. Hows about you go through many of my posts and come up with a percentage of them which indicate how much of a "bully" I am. Look man, my reasons for being cooped up inside are known to very few, its not by full choice. So go play with your pocket protector and run along. Try going after someone who will actually back down, its my nature to run headlong into confrontation, especially when someone makes dumbass judgements on me

[KDawgCometh 2]

1. If Johnny Chan actually eats the orange, you're screwed.2. If Sammy Farha actually lights the cigarette, you're screwed.3. If Phil Ivey starts talking, you're screwed.4. If Mike Matusow stops talking, you're screwed. 5. If Men the Master orders a second Corona, you're screwed.6. If Chris Ferguson throws a card at you and says he only needs one, you're screwed. 7. If Phil Hellmuth shows up on time, you're screwed. 8. If Chris Moneymaker holds his cards up to his head...well, I guess go all in, but he'll suckout on the river. 9. If Greg Raymer offers to "show you a fossil", you are most definitely screwed...10. If anyone actually tells you they have a tell on a pro player, it's a safe bet that the pro player doesn't have that particular tell anymore, or will fake it when they have the nuts. Then...my friend...you will be screwed.

ROTFLMAO

[haganation 0]

You're a bully.  You've got a proprietary stake in this site for reasons unkonw.  You must feel like you can fit in here.Regardless of whether you're fat or not (I still think you are) it doesn't change the fact that you make hurtful statements directed towards those who deserve it least.  A guy leaves his CAPS on and posts in the wrong area, and you blast him like it's high treason.  That's not an assumption.  Scroll up.And get out of the house more.

let me guess, you're some nerd who got his ass picked on a lot in high school and has just gotten to college and is bitter about those experiences, and all you can say is "I think you're fat" boohoo. Hows about you go through many of my posts and come up with a percentage of them which indicate how much of a "bully" I am. Look man, my reasons for being cooped up inside are known to very few, its not by full choice. So go play with your pocket protector and run along. Try going after someone who will actually back down, its my nature to run headlong into confrontation, especially when someone makes dumbass judgements on me

College kid... no. 26 year old college graduate. picked on, no, I mean we all got picked on by somebody, but I got razzed a lot less than most. I'm not looking for an EV of your posts ("well, JaysonWeber, I'm getting 3 to 1 on real versus inflammatory posts"). i don't know what your problems are, and truth be told I hope they're not too serious. But you have not addressed why you feel the need to venomously flame a guy making an honest mistake, wanting to talk poker on a poker forum ("my goodness smasharoo, the guy wanted to talk pro tells in strategy. The only logical response was to tell him to find a time machine and abort himself"). Confrontations, well, "you can stand me up to the gates of hell, and I won't back down." judgments (since it's been misspelled so much, some actually accept the judgement spelling, but if you want to come across a little better, spell it my way), you seemed to make a couple bad ones on me.