SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 I was at work, and while there I sometimes clean cars, for renting and what not. Well, our summer intern, a 20 year old guy, pretty shy, asks me if the Fusion he asked me to clean is ready."The Fusion clean?""As a virgins honey potter.""What? Im not a virgin.""What?""I've had sex, man. More than once.""Oh yeah?""OH yeah.""What was his name?"True story. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Interns tell you what to do? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Interns tell you what to do?Yup. Im just part time help.Still in school you know. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Wait... you wash cars at a car rental place? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Wait... you wash cars at a car rental place?Yes. Pick Enterprise, We'll Pick You Up! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Edit: I'm stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 Edit: I'm stupid.typical red sox fan, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 I just got in from tanning. nicely bronzed. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 I just got in from tanning. nicely bronzed.queerbag. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 queerbag.carrot. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 typical red sox fan, obviously.good game tonight!BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I was at work, and while there I sometimes clean cars, for renting and what not. Well, our summer intern, a 20 year old guy, pretty shy, asks me if the Fusion he asked me to clean is ready."The Fusion clean?""As a virgins honey potter.""What? Im not a virgin.""What?""I've had sex, man. More than once.""Oh yeah?""OH yeah.""What was his name?"True story.standard Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4Daze 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 I was at work, and while there I sometimes clean cars, for renting and what not. Well, our summer intern, a 20 year old guy, pretty shy, asks me if the Fusion he asked me to clean is ready."The Fusion clean?""As a virgins honey potter.""What? Im not a virgin.""What?""I've had sex, man. More than once.""Oh yeah?""OH yeah.""What was his name?"True story.idk why (maybe cuz its funny) but this story really made me loli think other suitable remarks are...."it doesnt really count as more then once when its the same guy"or the ever popular....."ur mother must be a really wonderful women" are both practical/yet diverse standby's in similar future encounters FWIWuse sparingly and feel free to improvise, as you are still young to the path,but clearly well on ur way Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 idk why (maybe cuz its funny) but this story really made me loli think other suitable remarks are...."it doesnt really count as more then once when its the same guy"or the ever popular....."ur mother must be a really wonderful women" are both practical/yet diverse standby's in similar future encounters FWIWuse sparingly and feel free to improvise, as you are still young to the path,but clearly well on ur wayyou have poor grammatical skills. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4Daze 0 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 you have poor grammatical skills.i see what you did there Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 idk why (maybe cuz its funny) but this story really made me lolMost likely because you have a low brow sense of humor where 'faggots' feel the brunt of your wit.Fart jokes likely amuse you as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4Daze 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 first off yonyonson,u tell me, do u feel the brunt of my wit?you really think ur coming off sounding witty?or are u purposefully coming off as an arrogant douche,trying to perfect ur pseudo intellectual internet persona on me.since uve seen my grammar taken to task in this thread and i took it quietly,and since my post count is smaller then yours i must have seemed a good target for u to practice ur verbal sparring, in preparation for the great poster u will one day become?save the cutting of people down to those who actually know what they are doing,or atleast make sure u have found a mark that is not going to mentally crush u anywhere u wanna take itjus cuz i go out of my way to type as fast as possible,and refuse to break the habit of typing "like a 14 year old girl on her razor"doesnt mean a thing.....man ur reads are baddo u even play poker?since i dont want to make this a HU4ROLLZ threadpm me if u do play,and we'll set something up and see if i jus cant show u what really amuses me.heres a hint,felting pompous self righteous arrogant douches such as urself ranks highly on that last Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 first off yonyonson,u tell me, do u feel the brunt of my wit?you really think ur coming off sounding witty?or are u purposefully coming off as an arrogant douche,trying to perfect ur pseudo intellectual internet persona on me.since uve seen my grammar taken to task in this thread and i took it quietly,and since my post count is smaller then yours i must have seemed a good target for u to practice ur verbal sparring, in preparation for the great poster u will one day become?save the cutting of people down to those who actually know what they are doing,or atleast make sure u have found a mark that is not going to mentally crush u anywhere u wanna take itjus cuz i go out of my way to type as fast as possible,and refuse to break the habit of typing "like a 14 year old girl on her razor"doesnt mean a thing.....man ur reads are baddo u even play poker?since i dont want to make this a HU4ROLLZ threadpm me if u do play,and we'll set something up and see if i jus cant show u what really amuses me.heres a hint,felting pompous self righteous arrogant douches such as urself ranks highly on that lasti was joking man.please dont ever talk at me like that again.i just shit my pants. LITERALLY.On an unrelated note, I would bluff you off two pair with nothing but jack high. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 pm me if u do play,and we'll set something up and see if i jus cant show u what really amuses me.heres a hint,felting pompous self righteous arrogant douches such as urself ranks highly on that lastListen dipsht, I know you're new around here, and think that since this is a poker forum, you're going to impress people with your hu4rollz challenges, but you need to get something straight, right away. We settle beefs 2 ways around these parts, pardner. We either have a free style rap battle, or we drift for pinks. Anything else is for pussies, faggots and freddy deeb wannabes. On a related note, I'm calling Bullsh@t on your story, suited. Who the fck ever heard of an intern at a rental car agency? Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4Daze 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 i was joking man.please dont ever talk at me like that again.i just shit my pants. LITERALLY.On an unrelated note, I would bluff you off two pair with nothing but jack high.glad we got that squared away thenHug it out bish?oh and it better be a 4 flush/straight board,then u probably could make me find a fold Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 On a related note, I'm calling Bullsh@t on your story, suited. Who the fck ever heard of an intern at a rental car agency?Im glad someone called me on it. This lie was tearing me apart.Funny thing is, we do have interns. But I made the conversation up.And our current intern is a hot ass bitch. LITERALLY. She has a hot ass and is a bitch. And she's already been finger banged by at least two guys in the office. Neither of who are me. I mean I'd still do it, but she's out of my league. Im not above a roofie.See, now you dont know whats true. Thats my game. Hug it out bish?oh and it better be a 4 flush/straight board,then u probably could make me find a fold1. I dont want you drawing wood.2. And no, there'd be no 4 flush or straight draws on the board. I'd win the pot with nothing but zip and pip. And balls the size of grapefruit. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4Daze 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Listen dipsht, I know you're new around here, and think that since this is a poker forum, you're going to impress people with your hu4rollz challenges, but you need to get something straight, right away. We settle beefs 2 ways around these parts, pardner. We either have a free style rap battle, or we drift for pinks. Anything else is for pussies, faggots and freddy deeb wannabes. On a related note, I'm calling Bullsh@t on your story, suited. Who the fck ever heard of an intern at a rental car agency?who are u calling dips**t?im really trying to impress people LOLif i wanted to do that i would have been issuing rap battle challenges weeks ago Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Im glad someone called me on it. This lie was tearing me apart.Funny thing is, we do have interns. But I made the conversation up.Why in the fck do you have interns? What kind of 4th rate community college do they go to that they need to spend the summer learning how to rent out cars? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 who are u calling dips**t?You, obv. Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Why in the fck do you have interns? What kind of 4th rate community college do they go to that they need to spend the summer learning how to rent out cars?cheap labor and people without connections of any sort think it will look good on a resume.but two of four that i have seen were smoking hot, so im okay with the current state of the intern program at enterprise. Link to post Share on other sites
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