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[navybuttons]

i got mental health issues. i'm straight mentally ill.

but seriously, i do have some things i want to discuss with a psychiatrist and don't have health insurance.

[Lolli]

i got mental health issues. i'm straight mentally ill.

but seriously, i do have some things i want to discuss with a psychiatrist and don't have health insurance.

Nikki isnt a shrink, but she does give some damn good advice on life, love and dating. If you are having issues with those, Ask Nikki!

[Kaveros]

Nikki isnt a shrink, but she does give some damn good advice on life, love and dating. If you are having issues with those, Ask Nikki!

i agree. if you have problems but you are too much of a tightass to pay for a real shrink, nikki is your best option.

[navybuttons]

i agree. if you have problems but you are too much of a tightass to pay for a real shrink, nikki is your best option.

well i definitely agree that nikki is quite wise in the ways of the world, i really don't think that she's going to be able to help me deal with what i'm going through. but i definitely appreciate any acknowledgment of this thread at all.

[SuitedAces21]

What are the issues?

I'm 6 hours from a BA.

And I've seen numerous episodes of Frasier.

[Dirtydutch]

Feel free to PM Dutch. His training all comes from the street, so you know it's good. I'm a psychological trap star; I been around the game a minute, so if you need to holla' at sum'in, y'all know I'm on my grind, little cousins. Etc.

[navybuttons]

both responses made me laugh.

numerous episodes of Frasier.

I'm a psychological trap star

I been around the game a minute

i just took 10mg of diazepam so i should be good until tomorrow at least.

[Dirtydutch]

I once told a judge that I was a judicial trap star to get out of jury duty. I forget the entire speech, but I recall my major judicial qualification was that "with the time I've spend on the hustle, I can spot haters for acres."

[navybuttons]

I once told a judge that I was a judicial trap star to get out of jury duty. I forget the entire speech, but I recall my major judicial qualification was that "with the time I've spend on the hustle, I can spot haters for acres."

nevermind about the shrink i just need Dutch to tell me stories all the time.

[Lolli]

well i definitely agree that nikki is quite wise in the ways of the world, i really don't think that she's going to be able to help me deal with what i'm going through. but i definitely appreciate any acknowledgment of this thread at all.

Thats not fair teasing us like that! We wanna know what the problem is so we can laugh at you!!


Or my compassionate response:

If you ever need to talk, Im a great listener and am always willing to try to help. Hope things work out for you, darlin. Let me know if there is anything i can do.

[Jackie Childs]

I'm a psychologist... but not a psychiatrist.


Sounds like you already have the meds though.


Pull up a chair.

Who told you to take the diazepam?

[Kaveros]

If it is troubles with your mother I have seen every episode of the sopranos 50 times so
that makes me pretty much certified to treat you.

[SuitedAces21]

If it is troubles with your mother I have seen every episode of the sopranos 50 times so
that makes me pretty much certified to treat you.

shut the hell up, jackass.

[chrozzo]

i was a psych major

[runthemover]

I think this man needs a quack


eat at least 12 oranges a week but no more than two in one day and never two in back to back days.

[BigDMcGee]

i got mental health issues. i'm straight mentally ill.

but seriously, i do have some things i want to discuss with a psychiatrist and don't have health insurance.

I think what you're looking for is a psychologist or a clinical therapist. Psychiatrists, for the most part, are diagnosticians and talk with you only to identify your illness and to diagnosis and monitor drugs. As actual medical doctors, very few Psychiatrists practice therapy or are particularly good at it. Stuff like the Sopranos, where a Psychiatrist performs psycho-therapy and prescribes drugs are extremely rare.

So unless you're trying to get on Xanax or something, you're probably looking for a therapist, unless you're actually trying to diagnosis your potential condition.

[qyayqi]

you're good people, navyb. i hope you work through whatever is eating your gilbert grapes. to go on is to go through.

i'd offer a hug, but you might be contagious. so i'll give you a comforting wave. *wave*

[Jackie Childs]

QUOTE(Kaveros @ Sunday, July 20th, 2008, 12:14 AM) *
If it is troubles with your mother I have seen every episode of the sopranos 50 times so
that makes me pretty much certified to treat you.

shut the hell up, jackass.

QFT
+1

I love you... you make me laugh

[Balloon guy]

You're probably just in denial

[Nikki_N]

Nikki isnt a shrink, but she does give some damn good advice on life, love and dating. If you are having issues with those, Ask Nikki!

i agree. if you have problems but you are too much of a tightass to pay for a real shrink, nikki is your best option.

Thanks for thinking of me you two!

well i definitely agree that nikki is quite wise in the ways of the world, i really don't think that she's going to be able to help me deal with what i'm going through. but i definitely appreciate any acknowledgment of this thread at all.

For actual psychological illnesses, or suspicions thereof, I'd totally tell you to see a trained physician/counselor of some sort. I'm sorry you feel like that's not something you can do, financially. If you are affiliated with a university, they often have free counseling that is done by students but overseen by doctors. Even if you're not a student, a nearby college may have some type of community outreach available to you.

I once told a judge that I was a judicial trap star to get out of jury duty. I forget the entire speech, but I recall my major judicial qualification was that "with the time I've spend on the hustle, I can spot haters for acres."

You crack me up.