...that I paid a crackwhore $20 to suck on a siphon hose to get some gas.
but seriously this is startin to piss me off.
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Gas Is So Expensive....
Started by grocery_mony, Jul 16 2008 07:17 PM
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:17 PM
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:29 PM
There's been a new crime trend around here. People too lazy to siphon are now drilling holes in gas tanks.
Can't wait to see a fire ball and laaaaaaugh.
Can't wait to see a fire ball and laaaaaaugh.
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:43 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Wednesday, July 16th, 2008, 8:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
There's been a new crime trend around here. People too lazy to siphon are now drilling holes in gas tanks.
Can't wait to see a fire ball and laaaaaaugh.
Can't wait to see a fire ball and laaaaaaugh.
There is a trucking company in my city that had been hit by siphoners several times. So the owner filled the truck that keeped getting hit gas tank with water then just put a little deisel on top. So they caught the guy in his rig broken down just yards away from the business lol.
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 07:50 PM
A buddy of mine is a manager at an oil and gas co. and he said that people are stealing tanker and dropping a line into gas stations tanks, making it look like they are filling the tanks when they are really sucking it out. He said if they can fill the tanked each one is worth about 300K.
So I have access to some tankers if anyone wants in.
So I have access to some tankers if anyone wants in.
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Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:13 PM
Ride a bike.
At midnight I'm back in my room, it serves as a drunkards tomb.
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:32 PM
$60 to fill my car
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:36 PM
QUOTE (fatman @ Thursday, July 17th, 2008, 6:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
$60 to fill my car
What you drive a Miata?
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 05:44 PM
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$60 to fill my car
$140 to fill my work truck (at least the Illinois tax payers foot this bill....thank god for government employment)
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 07:18 PM
The Exxon by my house caps at $75 for some reason. I went to Citgo the other day and got up to $82. Fucking Trailblazer.
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:41 PM
...rappers have started drinking it.
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:52 PM
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Thursday, July 17th, 2008, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Exxon by my house caps at $75 for some reason. I went to Citgo the other day and got up to $82. Fucking Trailblazer.
I have a TB too, last fill up was $67. Go before you're on E so you feel better.
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...rappers have started drinking it.
Now everyone will have gas in the fridge on cribs.
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this month can suck my left nut. need to not play when so tilted and wanting to stab a pumpkin
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Posted 17 July 2008 - 09:54 PM
QUOTE (loogie @ Thursday, July 17th, 2008, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...rappers have started drinking it.
They don't actually drink it, they just shoot it all over chicks in clubs.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:21 AM
Pffft, you don't know the meaning of high fuel prices in the States....
I pay £1.30 a litre at the moment (about 12$ a gallon)
I pay £1.30 a litre at the moment (about 12$ a gallon)
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:23 AM
this thread turned into a zoolander joke
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:56 AM
QUOTE (Giggidy @ Friday, July 18th, 2008, 3:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pffft, you don't know the meaning of high fuel prices in the States....
I pay £1.30 a litre at the moment (about 12$ a gallon)
I pay £1.30 a litre at the moment (about 12$ a gallon)
Jesus, the number of liters in a gallon is even being affected by inflation. What's next?
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:00 AM
QUOTE (vonteego3 @ Friday, July 18th, 2008, 9:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jesus, the number of liters in a gallon is even being affected by inflation. What's next?
lol, they get you everywhere..
it's about 4.5l/gallon over here, I guess yours must differ
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 01:45 AM
QUOTE (CBass1724 @ Thursday, July 17th, 2008, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Exxon by my house caps at $75 for some reason. I went to Citgo the other day and got up to $82. Fucking Trailblazer.
thats a cap on how much you can charge to your credit/debit card at the pump. choose pay inside or just re-scan it after the $75. its not the store's limit.
my truck took $99 two weeks ago. my civic has a hard time getting over 30. ask me which one I drive.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 08:35 AM
i have a friend who siphons petrol from other peoples cars because of the uber high prices
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 08:45 AM
Seriously, Im going to start riding a bike. I need the exercise anyway and $90 to fill my truck every 3-4 days is insane.
The latest crime trend in my area is people are stealing license plates and using them in gas drive offs.
Sneaky sneaky.
The latest crime trend in my area is people are stealing license plates and using them in gas drive offs.
Sneaky sneaky.
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 08:50 AM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Friday, July 18th, 2008, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
$90 to fill my truck every 3-4 days is insane.
Get a Prius and then we can start calling you Nancy.
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