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apparently, there is only one god damn 7-11 in this entire state of Nebraska. There used to be one right next to my high school, but apparently it's closed. What an fcking gyp. If I was some sort of cute ethnic minority, I'd call friend of a different cute enthic minority, get really stoned, and head out to columbus for my free slurpee, with wacky adventures ensueing.

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apparently, there is only one god damn 7-11 in this entire state of Nebraska. There used to be one right next to my high school, but apparently it's closed. What an fcking gyp. If I was some sort of cute ethnic minority, I'd call friend of a different cute enthic minority, get really stoned, and head out to columbus for my free slurpee, with wacky adventures ensueing.
If you're willing to drive across hundreds of miles of hellish corn fields for a free promotional item, there's only one ethnicity that could apply: Joo.
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If you're willing to drive across hundreds of miles of hellish corn fields for a free promotional item, there's only one ethnicity that could apply: Joo.
No way. All the waisted money in gas, it wouldn't be cost effective. There's really only one minority that comes to mind, who would be willing to extravagantly spend a ton of money to get an item of little objective value, which may or may not be frozen grape drink, and it ain't the joos.
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No way. All the waisted money in gas, it wouldn't be cost effective. There's really only one minority that comes to mind, who would be willing to extravagantly spend a ton of money to get an item of little objective value, which may or may not be frozen grape drink, and it ain't the joos.
For some reason after reading this post I immediatley thought of the Sienfeld episode where Kramer and Newman were trying to figure out how to get all those returnable bottles back to Michigan. :club:
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No way. All the waisted money in gas, it wouldn't be cost effective. There's really only one minority that comes to mind, who would be willing to extravagantly spend a ton of money to get an item of little objective value, which may or may not be frozen grape drink, and it ain't the joos.
But aren't purple drinks hundreds and hundreds of dollars? I guess you're right. But if the promotion was for a Bennie Baby or Bob Hope commemorative plate, you and your dad would be in the truck, booking.
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But aren't purple drinks hundreds and hundreds of dollars? I guess you're right. But if the promotion was for a Bennie Baby or Bob Hope commemorative plate, you and your dad would be in the truck, booking.
i actually have a small, ironic collection of bob hope decanters, which were apparently tied into his golf tournament
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