nhlfan 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 OK: After the semi-plethora of "Escort" posts, I thought this would be a good one-stop shop for all your escort needs. I do not consider myself a pro at the escort scene by any means, but I probably have more experience with them than most here. I will answer any questions you may have, from hygiene to tipping to etiquette, if you wonder, just ask me.Tip of the day:Hygiene:Cleanliness is very important, not only hers but yours as well. A good escorts should be freshly showered, without a hint of "womanly" smells (or any other smells). Most escorts refrain from using heavy perfumes and lotions, not only so you can tell that they are clean, but so you don't bring home incriminating evidence of your encounter. In my experience, I have never been with a girl who wasn't at least partially shaven. I always pay attention to their nails (a nice pedi and mani is evidence that she takes care of her personal appearance) and their makeup. On the flip side, a good escort expects her client to be freshly showered and clean as well. Paying extra attention to your cleanliness will only lead to a better time for the both of you. Make sure you floss, brush, and use mouthwash before you go, and don't put on a bunch of cologne or anything else. If you do not have the time to shower before you meet her, ask her to use her shower (most escorts in large cities do incalls at local hotels and will be happy to let you shower). This is not out of the ordinary, and they may sometimes join you.I have found that most of the girls I have seen really do seem to enjoy their chosen line of work. Of course, I'm not picking up a crack-ho off the corner either, I see girls that are charging $400/hour plus and are making real money. I see that same couple of girls when they come into town, sometimes new ones, and I have yet to have a bad time. If you have any questions, post them here, or pm me.Peace Link to post Share on other sites
IamStewie 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Oh dear GOD Link to post Share on other sites
Inara 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Escorts... pfft. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the escort go with the Mazda DOHC 127-hp engine?I mean Ford and Mazda don't have a relationship. Do they? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro?Show her a picture of him? Link to post Share on other sites
Vick12 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Show her a picture of him?NH WP Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 Show her a picture of him?LOL Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Show her a picture of him?sigh. you win this round, trebek. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the escort go with the Mazda DOHC 127-hp engine?I mean Ford and Mazda don't have a relationship. Do they?Escorts are so 1984.Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro?Doesn't your wife have a semi-attractive lonely friend that you have already gotten to virtual 2nd base with? Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Escorts are so 1984.Doesn't your wife have a semi-attractive lonely friend that you have already gotten to virtual 2nd base with?yes but again her fiance is a marine (and a person I like a lot). thats part of why I felt kind of uncomfortable seeing her naked....I am not sure he would appreciate it.she is also attractive not semi-attractive....I saw one of my wife's hot friends naked (over and over). Score.and I think a threesome with someone you both know well is a bad idea. too awkward. I would much rather bring in a high priced FEMALE call girl for my 5th anniversary present or something. You enjoy the threesome and there is no lasting oddness with a close friend. And yes, I know I gave you serious respones to a post made mostly in jest. oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Show her a picture of him?it only took 3 years and 2 months, but you finally said something that I genuinely laughed out loud at Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 I don't know about a menage with my wife, I mean, she kisses my kids with that mouth, ya' know.... Link to post Share on other sites
Jackie Childs 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Oh, and by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Where are you finding your escortrs? At 400/hr I assume it is not through craigslist or other similar sites that have adult classifieds.Do you worry about std's even with bagging it? What would be your estimate of the chance of contracting one? Include the probability based on price if you will.With the escorts you have gotten has it been a true gfe where kissing and such takes place?Do you siitp? I just dont feel comfortable doing anal with a hooker. Seems too dirty to me. If that is possiblel.How much do you tip and do you tip if they advertise there prices as being all-inclusive? Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Also, at what price do you believe there is a big improvement to the overall quality of the escort.Have you had a b2b massage and would you recommend this as an alternative to intercourse for safety reasons? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Whats the best way to talk your wife into having a threesome with a high-priced (re: clean) pro?Ecstasy Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 I don't know about a menage with my wife, I mean, she kisses my kids with that mouth, ya' know....you are thinking about it wrong and way to much. You need to be thinking about it useing your "other" head. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Where are you finding your escortrs? At 400/hr I assume it is not through craigslist or other similar sites that have adult classifieds.Do you worry about std's even with bagging it? What would be your estimate of the chance of contracting one? Include the probability based on price if you will.With the escorts you have gotten has it been a true gfe where kissing and such takes place?Do you siitp? I just dont feel comfortable doing anal with a hooker. Seems too dirty to me. If that is possiblel.How much do you tip and do you tip if they advertise there prices as being all-inclusive? Also, at what price do you believe there is a big improvement to the overall quality of the escort.Have you had a b2b massage and would you recommend this as an alternative to intercourse for safety reasons?Translation: All the hookers I've had were awful. Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Why did the escort go with the Mazda DOHC 127-hp engine?I mean Ford and Mazda don't have a relationship. Do they?Before looking it up, I'm gonna say they had a very close relationship, as the old Mazda pickup trucks were simply rebadged Rangers.(Looking it up...)Yes, Ford owns a 1/3 controlling interest of Mazda. Link to post Share on other sites
James D 0 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Oh dear GODlolI like this account. You play it well, I've noticed... whoever you are. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted July 9, 2008 Share Posted July 9, 2008 Before looking it up, I'm gonna say they had a very close relationship, as the old Mazda pickup trucks were simply rebadged Rangers.(Looking it up...)Yes, Ford owns a 1/3 controlling interest of Mazda.Mazda B2000 or if you were a baller a B2200 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 and I think a threesome with someone you both know well is a bad idea. too awkward. I would much rather bring in a high priced FEMALE call girl for my 5th anniversary present or something. You enjoy the threesome and there is no lasting oddness with a close friend. And yes, I know I gave you serious respones to a post made mostly in jest. oh well.Nonsense. I had a 3way a couple times with good friends of mine and there been a hint of awkwardness afterwards. Nothing like seeing your friends' "O face" to strengthen a relationship. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 Where are you finding your escortrs? At 400/hr I assume it is not through craigslist or other similar sites that have adult classifieds.Do you worry about std's even with bagging it? What would be your estimate of the chance of contracting one? Include the probability based on price if you will.With the escorts you have gotten has it been a true gfe where kissing and such takes place?Do you siitp? I just dont feel comfortable doing anal with a hooker. Seems too dirty to me. If that is possiblel.How much do you tip and do you tip if they advertise there prices as being all-inclusive?There's always the worry about STD's, just make sure you bag it and are careful. I'd say you have the same chance of getting it off of an escort as any chick you'd pick up anywhere else as long as your paying a lot. It doesn't seem that these chicks use IV drugs, but who knows.I have used erosguide.com with HUGE success. Every girl I've seen has been the one in the picture and as advertised. I have heard a few horror stories, but I've been lucky for the most part.Mostly GFE, minus the kissing (they don't want it mostly, and I don't want to kiss some chick after she's been sucking cawk all day). Mostly I've found they're just chicks doing a job, some like it more than others, but these aren't chicks who are strung out and needing a hit, they're making BIG money and could probably quit if they wanted. But come on, you work 4 hours in one day, having sex no less, and make 2G's doing it, I wouldn't be complaining.I have done anal a couple times, just depends on the chick, no biggie to me.I tip all depending on if I'm going to see her again in the future and if she "goes the extra mile" or not. I saw one girl in Chicago, she was young, maybe 20, 5'4", brown hair w/ blond highlights, beautiful tan and skin, and great DD naturals. Man she was gorgeous. I was teasing her before we started that I was going back to the casino (I was staying at the Resorts in Indiana) and win the money back that I was spending on her. She took of her bra and said "I'm going to make you forget all about that", and was true to her word. The best I had, 6 positions plus bj, she finished me off by hand on those funbags, dirty talking the whole way through. I keep looking for her on erosguide, but she said she was between semesters of school and earning tuition. It was fantastic. She was 300 for the hour, I have her a hundred dollar tip, hoping to see her again and she'd remember the tip. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
nhlfan 0 Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 Also, at what price do you believe there is a big improvement to the overall quality of the escort.Have you had a b2b massage and would you recommend this as an alternative to intercourse for safety reasons?I think once you reach the 3-400 dollar range you're good. There are some that are higher, and unless they are a porn star, it isn't worth the money. If you go to a big city and see a porn star on erosguide and you have the cash, do it. I saw Tabitha Stevens (at 1500/hour), and it was worth every penny.I don't mind a rub and tug now and then, but I have a hand fetish (for real, I love french manicured nails on a chick). This is cool, just not the same, you know. Link to post Share on other sites
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