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So, multipoker takes the first step of uniting the poker and porn industries. Recieved an email that I could chat with Elita who is a playboy model and reality tv celebrity here in sweden at multipokers costomer service. Its a looped tape where she poses for you and acts rather bored. I got a good laugh out of it at least. Try typing "you are hot" or "show some skin", hilarious :club::D:D ... I wonder if many poker players will sign up with them because of this (errr, noot!) Have fun boys 8) :):D:) :diamond:oh, forgot the link... http://elita.multipoker.com

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Elita (04.18 PM): Hello! Anybody there?Douchebag (04.19 PM): show some skinElita (04.19 PM): *lol* OK...Douchebag (04.19 PM): Who is that homo?Elita (04.19 PM): User is currently away from the computer.Elita (04.19 PM): Embarassing!!! =)Douchebag (04.19 PM): show some skinElita (04.19 PM): Me with no clothes on. You'd like that, huh? =)Elita (04.20 PM): OMG... that was my boss!!!Douchebag (04.20 PM): He is a clownDouchebag (04.20 PM): get nakedElita (04.20 PM): User is currently away from the computer.Elita (04.20 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?Douchebag (04.21 PM): dumb hoElita (04.21 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?Douchebag (04.21 PM): don't sleep! Get naked!Douchebag (04.21 PM): GET NAKED!Elita (04.21 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?Douchebag (04.21 PM): WHAT A JOKE!Douchebag (04.21 PM): JOKEDouchebag (04.21 PM): JOKEDouchebag (04.21 PM): JPOKEDouchebag (04.21 PM): JOKEElita (04.21 PM): User is currently away from the computer.Elita (04.21 PM): Duh?Douchebag (04.22 PM): Don't you know who I am?Elita (04.22 PM): Yeah... whatever...Douchebag (04.22 PM): I've won 9 WSOP Bracelets <censored>!Elita (04.22 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?Douchebag (04.22 PM): ALL In HOOOOOOOOOOOLD'EM!Elita (04.23 PM): Yada yada yada...Douchebag (04.23 PM): Your a dumb <censored> like Annie Duke. You know who she is?Elita (04.23 PM): Yada yada yada...Douchebag (04.24 PM): She LUCkED into 2 million dollars! ME=Skill She=Dumb Ho LuckElita (04.24 PM): Well, spank my butt and call me Daisy!Douchebag (04.25 PM): Yum YumElita (04.25 PM): Exactly WHAT do you mean?Douchebag (04.25 PM): Every women wants a ride on the Poker bratElita (04.25 PM): Yada yada yada...Douchebag (04.26 PM): Well I got to got to go. Please buy my chipsets, DVD, books, glow in the dark underwar, and Poker brat superhero outfitElita (04.27 PM): You know, I'm quite busy here... OK?Douchebag (04.27 PM): OK.. See you at Camp Hellmuth sweet bunsElita (04.27 PM): Exactly WHAT do you mean?

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For VB1: kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laughFor VB2: kiss, banana, fight, ass, butt, maid, ****, naked, topless, beer, sing, dance, strip, breast, magic, fire and pitcher. In many cases other keywords trigger these same commands.

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