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#21 No_Neck

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 12:57 PM

*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Jh Ah] SHHHPIT - FoldsNH4ME2POOPON - FoldsELITEIRONMAN - Raises $1.50 to $1.50OOODANNYBOY - Calls $1.25BNMR - Folds*** FLOP *** [5h Qh Ad]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksELITEIRONMAN - Bets $4.50OOODANNYBOY - Raises $15 to $15ELITEIRONMAN - Raises $84 to $88.50OOODANNYBOY - All-In $59.74ELITEIRONMAN - returned ($13.76) : not called*** TURN *** [5h Qh Ad] [5d]*** RIVER *** [5h Qh Ad 5d] [4s]*** SHOW DOWN ***ELITEIRONMAN - Shows [Ks Ac] (Two Pair, aces and fives) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Jh Ah] (Two Pair, aces and fives) ELITEIRONMAN Collects $149.48 from main potblind vs button, he was a 35/20ish I thought I was trapping :club:

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 09:41 PM

Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.50/$19 playersConverterStack sizes:Hero: $99.25UTG+1: $93.20MP1: $59.85MP2: $102.50MP3: $80.65CO: $36.95Button: $55.50SB: $197BB: $48.40Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG with :5c :4h Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, 5 folds, BB calls.Flop: :D :club: :D ($11, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $7.5, MP1 calls, BB calls.Turn: :ts ($33.5, 3 players)BB checks, Hero bets $19, MP1 calls, BB folds.River: :D ($71.5, 2 players)Hero bets $35.75, MP1 calls all-in $29.85.Uncalled bets: $5.9 returned to Hero. Results:Final pot: $131.2Hero Shows Ac KdMP1 Shows As 5s
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#23 tskillz187

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 11:20 PM

C/F river, IMO.Nice call down with 77 :club:
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 11:23 PM

View PostNaismith, on Saturday, June 21st, 2008, 1:30 PM, said:

For the record, this hand still wins as most ridiculous hand of the thread.
Agreed. Going to be hard to beat this one. And btw, <3 this thread.

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 11:29 PM

View Posttskillz187, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 12:20 AM, said:

C/F river, IMO.Nice call down with 77 :club:
meh, i was right but didn't have the balls to fire, i hate running bad - even when you are able to think straight, you can't do anything about it.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:06 AM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 2:17 PM, said:

In the bored at work thread Naismith made this post
You sat on my right earlier today in a 6-max game I was screwing around in while two-tabling HU. :club:
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:25 AM

*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Ad 4d] NINNAN - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $0.50THAFEDS - Calls $0.50LINCLNTECH27 - Raises $2.25 to $2.50BOBERTJ21 - Calls $2OOODANNYBOY - FoldsTHAFEDS - Calls $2*** FLOP *** [5s Jc 2h]LINCLNTECH27 - Bets $4BOBERTJ21 - Raises $11 to $11THAFEDS - FoldsLINCLNTECH27 - Calls $7*** TURN *** [5s Jc 2h] [8h]LINCLNTECH27 - ChecksBOBERTJ21 - Checks*** RIVER *** [5s Jc 2h 8h] [10h]LINCLNTECH27 - Bets $15BOBERTJ21 - Calls $15*** SHOW DOWN ***LINCLNTECH27 - Shows [9d Kd] (king high) BOBERTJ21 - Shows [As 2s] (One pair, twos) BOBERTJ21 Collects $56.50 from main pot

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:26 AM

I can't tell what's worse, their play, or your open limp/fold
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:27 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 12:29 AM, said:

meh, i was right but didn't have the balls to fire, i hate running bad - even when you are able to think straight, you can't do anything about it.
I would have called river bet, but folded to turn c/r. I wasn't happy about you calling the turn though because I thought you were gearing up for a big river bet, which I was telling myself I'm puke/calling.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 10:37 AM

View Posttskillz187, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 1:26 PM, said:

I can't tell what's worse, their play, or your open limp/fold
sir don't pretend you know what you are talking about... this table was especially passive preflop so eat it!

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 02:24 PM

View PostNo_Neck, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 7:37 PM, said:

sir don't pretend you know what you are talking about... this table was especially passive preflop so I should have been value raising a ton of hands but instead I decided their way was more profitable!
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 02:48 PM

Seat 2 - ILOVESTAKE ($47.75 in chips)Seat 3 - METALMAN66 ($18.60 in chips)Seat 4 - NISH26 ($74.10 in chips)Seat 5 - EXTANTQI ($63.80 in chips)Seat 6 - JAMAICAMAN ($32.69 in chips)Seat 7 - JIWEY ($40.45 in chips)Seat 8 - LOUMALNOTTI ($31.04 in chips)Seat 9 - MAIKARRDSROK ($88.54 in chips)Seat 1 - UPS_FEEDER ($115.76 in chips)METALMAN66 - Posts small blind $0.25NISH26 - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to ILOVESTAKE [As Ad] EXTANTQI - FoldsJAMAICAMAN - Calls $0.50JIWEY - FoldsLOUMALNOTTI - Raises $1.50 to $1.50MAIKARRDSROK - FoldsUPS_FEEDER - Calls $1.50ILOVESTAKE - Raises $7.25 to $7.25METALMAN66 - FoldsNISH26 - FoldsJAMAICAMAN - FoldsLOUMALNOTTI - All-In(Raise) $29.54 to $31.04UPS_FEEDER - FoldsILOVESTAKE - Calls $23.79*** FLOP *** [2c Qc 2h]*** TURN *** [2c Qc 2h] [3d]*** RIVER *** [2c Qc 2h 3d] [4s]*** SHOW DOWN ***ILOVESTAKE - Shows [As Ad] (Two Pair, aces and twos) LOUMALNOTTI - Shows [Jh Qd] (Two Pair, queens and twos)
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 06:09 PM

I just realized that I had $80 remaining on AP, so I gave the site another shot - all I can say is that it's the worst level of play I've ever experienced online. No one has a clue. Even the players I think who know what they're doing - playing tight, raising preflop - are only suffering the misfortune of never flopping a pair (middle, top, bottom, doesn't matter). At that point the whole stack goes in.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 06:29 PM

View Posttrystero, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 10:09 PM, said:

I just realized that I had $80 remaining on AP, so I gave the site another shot - all I can say is that it's the worst level of play I've ever experienced online. No one has a clue. Even the players I think who know what they're doing - playing tight, raising preflop - are only suffering the misfortune of never flopping a pair (middle, top, bottom, doesn't matter). At that point the whole stack goes in.
Welcome. Good luck with putting them on a range of hands.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 06:39 PM

I'm so joing AP soon. Again does anyone want the signup bonus?Offered in the BAW thread. I hate my current site, f'n PLO crippled me and took my br.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 06:45 PM

View PostNo_Neck, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 10:29 PM, said:

Welcome. Good luck with putting them on a range of hands.
I've already realized that traditional poker thinking - aka logic - doesn't apply. E.g. I raised 6x with KK and 4 callers saw a flop of AQ5. Obviously I went for the check/fold, and followed through when the third player bet the pot. Two callers, and we finally saw a showdown - with weak follow-up bets - between TT (the original bettor), 99 and 58. Now back then - all of forty minutes ago - I thought all three players were moronic, but after having played on AP for an hour, I see otherwise;TT, a veteran of AP, figures that he can value bet his tens in this spot, as he'll be called by all sorts of hands. He reads me as "new," which means that I could have come from another poker site, where folding KK in huge multiway fields on ace-high boards is labeled "standard." Given the preflop action, he knows I have JJ or KK, which I'll lay down to a pot sized bet. 99, another veteran of AP, hopes to hit runner-runner nines so that he can win the Bad Beat Jackpot. On the turn he figures he has the implied odds to hit his nine, because players on AP will call any sized bet with hands as fragile as king-high. But, even if this happens, he'll panic and check/min-raise, because he wants value from his big hands. You could call this his "leak."58, an AP "regular," having flopped a pair, obviously isn't folding. He's seen players show up with underpairs in this spot many times before. Me, an idiot newbie, folds pocket kings. I definitely need to deposit $600 ASAP. Does AP accept e-passporte? I've had some trouble funding my account there lately, so are there alternative methods?

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:27 PM

Hooooooly shit. Does anyone know if AP beats the crap out of Cake as far as softness goes?

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:16 PM

View Postgfdsa146, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 8:27 PM, said:

Hooooooly shit. Does anyone know if AP beats the crap out of Cake as far as softness goes?
I think they rival one another. I hated Cake's software.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:17 PM

View Postgfdsa146, on Sunday, June 22nd, 2008, 11:27 PM, said:

Hooooooly shit. Does anyone know if AP beats the crap out of Cake as far as softness goes?
I've played both and, ummm, Cake is the easiest. Stay away from AP.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:24 PM

View PostNaismith, on Monday, June 23rd, 2008, 12:17 AM, said:

I've played both and, ummm, Cake is the easiest. Stay away from AP because I want to keep making money.
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