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#1 bdc30

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 10:17 AM

In the bored at work thread Naismith made this post

View PostNaismith, on Thursday, June 19th, 2008, 3:46 PM, said:

We really should create a thread strictly for AP ridiculousness.
and I couldn't agree more. Here's one to get us started.Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K :club: K :D UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J :4h Q :D 9 :ts ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 :D ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 :5c ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c KhThere's about 5 more in the bored at work thread from the past 12 hours as well, but we might as well start fresh...lol

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 10:50 AM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 2:17 PM, said:

In the bored at work thread Naismith made this postand I couldn't agree more. Here's one to get us started.Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K :club: K :D UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J :4h Q :D 9 :ts ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 :D ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 :5c ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c KhThere's about 5 more in the bored at work thread from the past 12 hours as well, but we might as well start fresh...lol
Just so Zach doesn't close this...Strategically, I don't care for his play or the way you allowed him to hit running deuces.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 10:57 AM

Agreed, we must keep this alive.Listen, villian has a gutshot. You two are clearly deepstacked, and due to implied odds or something, he made the right play. He has 3 outs for the straight as well as running deuces, so taht puts him at a 81.63:18....something favorite. BBFDTS

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 10:57 AM

first three pots i played today were AA (lost to set of 8s), flopped straight (runner runner boat), set of tens (rivered K for KKK).I've had 3 more set over sets since, and two more runner runners. losing my mind. and my bankroll.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:02 AM

This is my kind of ridiculousness:STAGE #1006771809: HOLDEM (1 ON 1) NO LIMIT $2 - 2008-06-17 01:57:20 (ET)Table: CANADA HWY (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealerSeat 6 - YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME ($150.75 in chips)Seat 4 - NAISMITH ($269.30 in chips)YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Posts small blind $1NAISMITH - Posts big blind $2*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to NAISMITH [Ah Kh]YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $1NAISMITH - Raises $8 to $10YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $8*** FLOP *** [2c 4h 9h]NAISMITH - Bets $14YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Calls $14*** TURN *** [2c 4h 9h] [7d]NAISMITH - ChecksYOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Bets $24NAISMITH - All-In(Raise) $245.30 to $245.30YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - All-In $102.75NAISMITH - returned ($118.55) : not called*** RIVER *** [2c 4h 9h 7d] [5h]*** SHOW DOWN ***NAISMITH - Shows [Ah Kh] (Flush, ace high)YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME - Shows [5s 6h] (One pair, fives)NAISMITH Collects $301 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($301.50) | Rake ($0.50)Board [2c 4h 9h 7d 5h]Seat 4: NAISMITH (big blind) won Total ($301) All-In HI$301) with Flush, ace high [Ah Kh - P:Ah,P:Kh,B:9h,B:5h,B:4h]Seat 6: YOUWISHIWOULDGIVEUPTHISNAME (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, fives [5s 6h - P:5s,B:5h,B:9h,B:7d,P:6h]RStrategy: OMGTHISGUYNEVERRAISESOOPANDIHAVEAGUTSHOTANDNOWHECHECKRAISEDME6HIGHGOOOOOOOODICALL!!!!!
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:06 AM

you won a hand? i hate you.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:50 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 2:57 PM, said:

first three pots i played today were AA (lost to set of 8s), flopped straight (runner runner boat), set of tens (rivered K for KKK).I've had 3 more set over sets since, and two more runner runners. losing my mind. and my bankroll.
hh's or it didn't happen

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:02 PM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 12:50 PM, said:

hh's or it didn't happen
as much as it will pain me to find them, hang on.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:19 PM

STAGE #1009323519: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $1 - 2008-06-20 11:54:03 (ET)Table: AMY'S AVE (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealerSeat 8 - JMCRACING ($65 in chips)Seat 9 - DANTEXHALL ($208.90 in chips)Seat 1 - DADDYHAN2 ($37.60 in chips)Seat 2 - CTAR ($200 in chips)Seat 3 - GLOCKFAN07 ($61.56 in chips)Seat 4 - J_DILEMA ($35 in chips)Seat 6 - KHABIBULIN ($195 in chips)Seat 7 - OUCH8S ($82.25 in chips)DANTEXHALL - Posts small blind $0.50DADDYHAN2 - Posts big blind $1CTAR - sitout (wait for BB)*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OUCH8S [10s 10h] GLOCKFAN07 - FoldsJ_DILEMA - FoldsKHABIBULIN - Raises $3.50 to $3.50OUCH8S - Calls $3.50JMCRACING - Raises $9 to $9DANTEXHALL - FoldsDADDYHAN2 - FoldsKHABIBULIN - Calls $5.50OUCH8S - Calls $5.50*** FLOP *** [9d 6d 10c]KHABIBULIN - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $14.25JMCRACING - All-In(Raise) $56 to $56KHABIBULIN - FoldsOUCH8S - Calls $41.75*** TURN *** [9d 6d 10c] [3h]*** RIVER *** [9d 6d 10c 3h] [Kh]*** SHOW DOWN ***OUCH8S - Shows [10s 10h] (Three of a kind, tens) JMCRACING - Shows [Kd Kc] (Three of a kind, kings) JMCRACING Collects $137 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($140.50) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [9d 6d 10c 3h Kh]Seat 1: DADDYHAN2 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 3: GLOCKFAN07 Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: J_DILEMA Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 6: KHABIBULIN Folded on the FLOPSeat 7: OUCH8S HI:lost with Three of a kind, tens [10s 10h - P:10s,P:10h,B:10c,B:Kh,B:9d] Seat 8: JMCRACING (dealer) won Total ($137) All-In HI:($137) with Three of a kind, kings [Kd Kc - B:Kh,P:Kd,P:Kc,B:10c,B:9d] Seat 9: DANTEXHALL (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSI thought he went runner runner on this one but that was a different hand, later on.STAGE #1009316143: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $0.50 - 2008-06-20 11:37:45 (ET)Table: COMOROS HWY (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealerSeat 5 - JAYBC ($93 in chips)Seat 7 - TEDDYBVD ($109.25 in chips)Seat 8 - BAYHABUTCHER ($16.25 in chips)Seat 9 - OUCH8S ($49.25 in chips)Seat 1 - FAT_TIRE ($12.75 in chips)Seat 2 - LEECHIN ($98.25 in chips)Seat 3 - TWOZZ ($49.13 in chips)Seat 4 - WHO_YAW ($148.40 in chips)TEDDYBVD - Posts small blind $0.25BAYHABUTCHER - Posts big blind $0.50*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OUCH8S [10h 9h] OUCH8S - Calls $0.50FAT_TIRE - FoldsLEECHIN - Raises $2.25 to $2.25TWOZZ - FoldsWHO_YAW - Calls $2.25JAYBC - FoldsTEDDYBVD - Calls $2BAYHABUTCHER - FoldsOUCH8S - Calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [8c 7d 6h]TEDDYBVD - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $4.75LEECHIN - FoldsWHO_YAW - FoldsTEDDYBVD - Calls $4.75*** TURN *** [8c 7d 6h] [6s]TEDDYBVD - ChecksOUCH8S - Bets $9TEDDYBVD - Raises $18 to $18OUCH8S - Calls $9*** RIVER *** [8c 7d 6h 6s] [10c]TEDDYBVD - Bets $15OUCH8S - Calls $15*** SHOW DOWN ***TEDDYBVD - Shows [8s 8d] (Full house, eights full of sixes) OUCH8S - MucksTEDDYBVD Collects $81.50 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total Pot($85) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)Board [8c 7d 6h 6s 10c]Seat 1: FAT_TIRE Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 2: LEECHIN Folded on the FLOPSeat 3: TWOZZ Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 4: WHO_YAW Folded on the FLOPSeat 5: JAYBC (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 7: TEDDYBVD (small blind) won Total ($81.50) HI:($81.50) with Full house, eights full of sixes [8s 8d - P:8s,P:8d,B:8c,B:6s,B:6h] Seat 8: BAYHABUTCHER (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDSSeat 9: OUCH8S HI: [Mucked] [10h 9h] I can't find the Aces one, don't know why. Is there a way to filter by your opponent's hand? Maybe I'm remembering it wrong too. I did find a nice one from today where I lost with quad 8s but it didn't count for the JP though.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:40 PM

zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friend

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 01:15 PM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 1:40 PM, said:

zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friend
but....but....but...... you said to post the HH........
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 01:44 PM

Maybe I secretly have a Full Tilt skin over my Absolute poker program; It would especially seem that way the way I run online.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 04:13 PM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 4:40 PM, said:

zomg zach's head will assplode soon - converrrrrrrrrrrrrrrters are your friend
In fairness, the converter wasn't working earlier for me.Also, I think this thread needs to lean towards player ridiculousness so it doesn't become a big bad beat thread.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 05:25 PM

That's the spirit of my first hand I posted - reeeeeediculous. Not even a bad beat, just horrid play - like this one "I gots a gutshot, I'm arrrr eeeen"Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $41.95CO: $55.70Hero: $56.45SB: $15.92BB: $90.53Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A :D 6 :D 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB calls, BB folds.Flop: K :4h A :club: 6 :ts ($4, 2 players)SB bets $1.5, Hero raises to $19, SB calls all-in $12.67.Uncalled bets: $4.83 returned to Hero. Turn: Q :5c ($32.34, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.34)River: 7 :D ($32.34, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $32.34)Results:Final pot: $32.34Hero Shows Ac 6cSB Shows Jc 10d

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 12:53 AM

Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.50/$19 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $38.50UTG+1: $87.35Hero: $120.06MP2: $99.78MP3: $90.50CO: $16.22 :D :9hButton: $91.53 :4h :ahSB: $103.94BB: $39Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP1 with :D :ts 2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, CO calls, Button raises to $50, 2 folds, Hero folds, CO calls all-in $12.72.Uncalled bets: $33.78 returned to Button.Flop: :3h :club: :D ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)Turn: :5c ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)River: :D ($37.44, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $37.44)Results:Final pot: $37.44Why did I pick this hand to stop tilting on?
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 06:29 AM

More people winning hands, IMO.BTW I'm winning a WSOP ME seat today.
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Posted 21 June 2008 - 07:59 AM

*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [6h 6c] HARMSY_22 - Calls $0.50ARABACES23 - FoldsSTEALSPOTS - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Raises $2.25 to $2.25HAILEE0727 - Calls $2ELUSIVE1 - FoldsHARMSY_22 - Folds*** FLOP *** [Kd 7h 9c]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Bets $4HAILEE0727 - Calls $4*** TURN *** [Kd 7h 9c] [10h]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** RIVER *** [Kd 7h 9c 10h] [10s]HAILEE0727 - ChecksOOODANNYBOY - Checks*** SHOW DOWN ***HAILEE0727 - Shows [Ac 6s] (One pair, tens) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [6h 6c] (Two Pair, tens and sixes) OOODANNYBOY Collects $12.35 from main potvillain started hand with $9

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 08:08 AM

*** POCKET CARDS ***Dealt to OOODANNYBOY [Qh Ah] TREVSDAD0720 - FoldsJOEBASIC - FoldsXACESXQUEEN - Calls $0.50MMAARRCCOO - Raises $1.50 to $1.50MAXNKEV - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $1XACESXQUEEN - Calls $1*** FLOP *** [8d 3h 4h]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksXACESXQUEEN - ChecksMMAARRCCOO - Bets $4.75OOODANNYBOY - Calls $4.75XACESXQUEEN - Calls $4.75*** TURN *** [8d 3h 4h] [4d]OOODANNYBOY - ChecksXACESXQUEEN - All-In $10.95MMAARRCCOO - FoldsOOODANNYBOY - Calls $10.95*** RIVER *** [8d 3h 4h 4d] [2d]*** SHOW DOWN ***XACESXQUEEN - Shows [Ad 5h] (Straight, ace to five) OOODANNYBOY - Shows [Qh Ah] (One pair, fours) XACESXQUEEN Collects $38.40 from main potsigh

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 10:45 AM

Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.506 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $33.54UTG+1: $35.09Hero: $50.15Button: $35.15SB: $70.35BB: $30.55Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 2 :club: 2 :5c UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $2, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.Flop: 2 :4h Q :ts A :D ($6.5, 3 players)SB checks, UTG+1 bets $3.25, Hero raises to $10.12, SB folds, UTG+1 calls.Turn: J :D ($26.74, 2 players)UTG+1 bets $10.87, Hero raises all-in $38.03, UTG+1 calls all-in $12.1.Uncalled bets: $15.06 returned to Hero. River: K :D ($72.68, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $72.68)Results:Final pot: $72.68UTG+1 Shows 3d AdHero Shows 2d 2h

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Posted 21 June 2008 - 11:30 AM

View Postbdc30, on Friday, June 20th, 2008, 2:17 PM, said:

Absolute PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.505 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $23.87Hero: $54.85Button: $43.15SB: $85.11BB: $7.75Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K :club: K :D UTG folds, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls.Flop: J :4h Q :D 9 :ts ($3.75, 2 players)BB checks, Hero bets $2.87, BB raises all-in $6, Hero calls.Turn: 2 :D ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)River: 2 :5c ($15.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $15.75)Results:Final pot: $15.75Hero Shows Kd KcBB Shows 2c Kh
For the record, this hand still wins as most ridiculous hand of the thread.
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