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#1 pokerkid

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:48 AM

Optimal Length of a PornDiscussSometimes we click on a porn that is about 30 minutes long. Frankly, for me this is just too long. There is too long of an intro. The porn stars spend a good 2 minutes unrealistically flirting. It then takes far too long to actually get the girls clothes off. By this time I am already ready to go. If the girls boobs are a bit small or saggy, then I have to go find another porn. Switching videos is a disaster. I’ve already been sitting, waiting on my right hand so it falls asleep and I can achieve “the stranger”. Using a mouse with your left hand to navigate from one porn to another is fucking hard. I feel like I’m in the time before I discovered streaming videos online and had to try to click from picture to picture with my left hand while simultaneously beating off with my right hand.Secondly, the porn stars stay in the each position for too long and it gets a little boring. I prefer the girl to be in the reverse-cow girl position while I’m a masturbating, although any position with a good shot of the girl’s boobs bouncing and a good expression on her face is fine with me. On an extraordinarily long porn, there are many positions that are simply not suitable to jerk off to. The fact that the porn is very long adds to the frustration of finding the correct position. Most of the time the video is streaming. A very long video takes a very long time to buffer so I cannot always simply skip towards the end of the video because the video will have to re-buffer. Also, the sheer number of different positions the porn stars are in during a long pornographic film can be tiring to click through.The third problem is, during a long porn the girl is not orgasming, or fake orgasming at the end of the video. She has gone through her “screaming scene” somewhere in the middle of the video. As previously stated, finding a particular scene in a long porn can be very frustrating. I happen to like the “screaming scene” very much. There is also a trend in many porns for the final scene to be the man shooting his load on a girls face. This is ok, but it gets repetitive unless the man is shooting his load in her eye. I would like some variety and hope that some videos would end in the women cumming at the end of the porn with the man still in her. However, that is a discussion for another time.My ideal porn is about 10 minutes long. Discuss.
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:50 AM

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:51 AM

i think the op is some kind of riddle
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:55 AM

**** I ****ed it up. hold on.
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:57 AM

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:57 AM

Is the OP Daniel N?
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 09:59 AM

View PostHubDub04, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 9:57 AM, said:

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fixed so it says the correct thing
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:15 AM

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:19 AM

Hi....8 mins
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:40 AM

lol @ the porn treasure hunt
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 10:59 AM

View Postpokerkid, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 12:48 PM, said:

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does this constitute spam?


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Posted 18 June 2008 - 11:04 AM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 10:59 AM, said:

does this constitute spam?
I wish i owned redtube.comIt's close between that and yourporn. Both sites have their positives and negatives. But that is for another thread.
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 11:07 AM

View Postpokerkid, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

I wish i owned redtube.comIt's close between that and yourporn. Both sites have their positives and negatives. But that is for another thread.
i miss the comments on youporn, they should bring them back.i mean, what websites?
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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:18 PM

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:23 PM

As long as it takes to empty the cup

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 12:39 PM

9 or 10 inches.Wait. What?

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 01:05 PM

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#18 SuperJon

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 03:04 PM

2 bits of advice for the OP1. Get a better connection. I can stream a 30 minute porn instantly.2. Learn to jerk it with both hands.

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 03:10 PM

View PostSuperJon, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 3:04 PM, said:

2 bits of advice for the OP1. Get a better connection. I can stream a 30 minute porn instantly.2. Learn to jerk it with both hands.
lol wut??are you being serious?

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 03:18 PM

View PostJames D, on Wednesday, June 18th, 2008, 7:10 PM, said:

lol wut??are you being serious?
I don't mean use both hands at the same time.He was complaining about using the mouse with his left hand. So learn to jerk with your left hand and use the mouse with your right.Simple.




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