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#441 Ouch-8s

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 04:05 PM

View PostSal Paradise, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 3:31 PM, said:

oh I'm sorry, that was actually people working out.
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 04:06 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 3:16 PM, said:

, before I made him famous,
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 04:10 PM

View PostOuch-8s, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 5:05 PM, said:

My name is BAHRry LEENkin!
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'mgonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weightroom. Here we go.{Playback}Now what do you think?That was you having sex with me.That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this isBarry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:05 PM

So theres a neighborhood party going on across the street. All the houses around me are respresented. Looks about 40 people. But no invite for me. Weird. I guess they dont like it when I take the trash out in my boxers.

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 27 May 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

For sure. I can extrapolate from your posts here that you would be an imaginative film maker and dynamic lover.

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:07 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 6:05 PM, said:

So theres a neighborhood party going on across the street. All the houses around me are respresented. Looks about 40 people. But no invite for me. Weird. I guess they dont like it when I take the trash out in my boxers.
It's not the boxers, it's what going on underneath when you go outside.

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:07 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 8:05 PM, said:

So theres a neighborhood party going on across the street. All the houses around me are respresented. Looks about 40 people. But no invite for me. Weird. I guess they dont like it when I take the trash out in my boxers.
You have NO balls if you don't walk out in your boxers right now and start watering the lawn.





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



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hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


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lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:09 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 9:07 PM, said:

It's not the boxers, it's what going on underneath when you go outside.
Maybe. And I'll tell ya, if I felt feelings or gave a fuck about their landscaping stories, I might could be a little hurt. But I dont. And most of the time I flip it up into the waistband. Feels great, and I shot a load into my belly button one time.

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 27 May 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

For sure. I can extrapolate from your posts here that you would be an imaginative film maker and dynamic lover.

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:11 PM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 9:07 PM, said:

You have NO balls if you don't walk out in your boxers right now and start watering the lawn.
The neighborhood association wouldnt stand for it! They'd toss me out faster than you can say REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 27 May 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

For sure. I can extrapolate from your posts here that you would be an imaginative film maker and dynamic lover.

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:26 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 6:16 PM, said:

I'd say it's much more likely that he's just your best friend's little brother who never grew up.. You know the one, the one that would always hang around, and annoy the sht out of you, but you could never do anything to him because he'd cry to his mom, and you were stuck with him 'cause his mom would make you play with him. That's the type of guy I see hollywood being, the peter pan version. But if he is a level or a joke account, I seriously think I'd blow whoever made him, because it would be the most staggering thing ever.
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 05:30 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, 8:11 PM, said:

The neighborhood association wouldnt stand for it! They'd toss me out faster than you can say REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.
They have no sense of humor





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 06:29 AM

Updates? Anyone heard DD's side of the story yet?
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:05 AM

View Posthblask, on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 9:29 AM, said:

Updates? Anyone heard DD's side of the story yet?
OhMyGAWD





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:20 AM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 12:05 PM, said:

Oh My GAWD
Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:33 AM

View Posthblask, on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 1:20 PM, said:

Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
I dont know how to tell you this, it breaks my heart just to type it.DD crashed during the race. He died. He's dead. Guapo committed suicide because of the guilt.I've stepped in and married Guapos wife. I will raise his kids as my own. Their memories will live forever.Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH.

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 27 May 2014 - 06:26 PM, said:

For sure. I can extrapolate from your posts here that you would be an imaginative film maker and dynamic lover.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:46 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 12:33 PM, said:

I dont know how to tell you this, it breaks my heart just to type it.DD crashed during the race. He died. He's dead. Guapo committed suicide because of the guilt.I've stepped in and married Guapos wife. I will raise his kids as my own. Their memories will live forever.Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH. Their names were GUAPO and DUTCH.
You better get used to using that big dildo guapo took a picture of one time.

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I don't mind folding out hands we beat.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:27 AM

View Posthblask, on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008, 12:20 PM, said:

Does that mean it was posted somewhere? I don't read this group as frequently as I used to, so if I missed it, could you provide a link? Is DD back on the forum?
I'm not sure where to start.Suffice it to say... both were winners.





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:27 AM

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"You think I'm not serious.""Terrifically serious. And the stage effects are better than anything George came up with for Doctor Faustus-- those jars of foetuses in that bookcase, that chalice... it's consecrated, of course?"Mordecai nodded."I knew it. And those rings you're wearing today-- Masonic rings?""Of great antiquity." He wiggled his fingers proudly."You put on a grandstand show, Mordecai, but what will you do for an encore?""If it doesn't come off this time, I don't have to worry about encores, you know. The deadline nighs. But it will work, goddamn it! I'm not even worried about that."I shook my head, perplexed. I could not decide if Mordecai had taken himself in with his own splendid charlatanry or if these credos were just a necessary adjunct to the larger deception, a sideshow, as it were. I even began to wonder if, given enough time, he couldn't convert me to his folly-- if not by means of reasoned argument then simply by the sublime example of his deadpan and unremitting earnestness."Why does it seem so ridiculous to you?" Mordecai asked, deadpan, unremitting, earnest.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 05:33 PM

As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.

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As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 05:55 PM

View PostSilentButDeadly3, on Friday, October 17th, 2008, 6:33 PM, said:

As a guy who's never read General and only Gen Po before, this thread blew my mind. All the personalities I got to know of people who rarely post on gen po. I feel like I just discovered America, or something.I read it from beginning to end. wp everyone, wp.
It's really too bad your first introduction to offtopic is the greatest thread of all time. It's all down hill from here, buddy, nothing but disappointment ahead of you.
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