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#1 gatortom64

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:34 PM

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:34 PM

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#3 chrozzo

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:39 PM

View PostHubDub04, on Saturday, June 7th, 2008, 12:34 AM, said:

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:50 PM

you ever get to the lake and tell your buddy to "grab my rod" and he goes for your penis by accident? Makes for an uncomfortable 6 hours on the boat

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:51 PM

View Postgrocery_mony, on Saturday, June 7th, 2008, 12:50 AM, said:

you ever get to the lake and tell your buddy to "grab my rod" and he goes for your penis by accident? Makes for an uncomfortable 6 hours on the boat
obv use him as bait then
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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:53 PM

View Postchrozzo, on Friday, June 6th, 2008, 9:51 PM, said:

obv use him as bait then
huh huh huh, you said bait, huh huh huh

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Posted 06 June 2008 - 08:59 PM

View Postgrocery_mony, on Saturday, June 7th, 2008, 12:53 AM, said:

huh huh huh, you said bait, huh huh huh
hehei didim kool like that
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