BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it......for now.PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?BILL CLINTON:What chicken? I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!!! What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE:I invented the chicken!DICK CHENEY:Where's my shotgun?REVEREND WRIGHT:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens in there amongst you white demons.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Started by gatortom64, May 12 2008 11:30 AM
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:30 AM
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:35 AM
I'm so sick of this presidential election.We have a bitch lawyer running who is married to a scumbag lawyer on one side.Her competition is a scumbag lawyer who is married to a bitch lawyer.The winner between these two get to face a war hero who married a young hottie with big tits. Let's face it, it's not even a race.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:35 AM
fricasee.
It's mostly Maui-Waui but it's got some labrador in it.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:50 AM
To get out of Idaho?
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:51 AM
To get from the left to the rightHe stepped out of rank and got hit by a tank He ain't no chicken no more 
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:54 AM
runthemover, on Monday, May 12th, 2008, 3:51 PM, said:
To get from the left to the rightHe stepped out of rank and got hit by a tank He ain't no chicken no more
It's mostly Maui-Waui but it's got some labrador in it.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:57 AM
"He said, 'Black guys, help the white guys!'"
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:57 AM
GWCGWC, on Monday, May 12th, 2008, 1:50 PM, said:
To get out of Idaho?
It really took a tall one to see it, two to believe it, three to just get in the way.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 11:59 AM
Razzzzzlllle Dazzzzzzllllle!
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:00 PM
BLOWN UP SIR!!!!!!!!
It's mostly Maui-Waui but it's got some labrador in it.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:01 PM
Where have you been soldier?
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:01 PM
Where is your platoon sergeant son?
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:02 PM
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:02 PM
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gatortom64: too bad I folded my 46, I woulda banked
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:04 PM
jeff_536, on Monday, May 12th, 2008, 1:02 PM, said:
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:07 PM
Barnacki?Barnacki?He owes me moneyHey Barney?
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mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:35 PM
You can't leave, all the plants will die.
It's mostly Maui-Waui but it's got some labrador in it.
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
"Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful."
"There goes the quintessential Norton."
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:46 PM
Randy Reed, on Monday, May 12th, 2008, 3:35 PM, said:
The winner between these two get to face a war hero who married a young hottie with big tits.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 12:48 PM
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
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Posted 12 May 2008 - 01:09 PM
Tito Puente is going to be dead soon, and you're going to be able to say: "I've been listening to him for years."
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mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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