gatortom64 1 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me....... GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it......for now.PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL:Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too.. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?BILL CLINTON:What chicken? I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!!! What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE:I invented the chicken!DICK CHENEY:Where's my shotgun?REVEREND WRIGHT:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens in there amongst you white demons. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 I'm so sick of this presidential election.We have a bitch lawyer running who is married to a scumbag lawyer on one side.Her competition is a scumbag lawyer who is married to a bitch lawyer.The winner between these two get to face a war hero who married a young hottie with big tits. Let's face it, it's not even a race. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 fricasee. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 To get out of Idaho? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 To get from the left to the rightHe stepped out of rank and got hit by a tank He ain't no chicken no more Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 To get from the left to the rightHe stepped out of rank and got hit by a tank He ain't no chicken no more Party Time!!! Italian Style!!! Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "He said, 'Black guys, help the white guys!'" Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 To get out of Idaho?Bitchin'. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Razzzzzlllle Dazzzzzzllllle! Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 BLOWN UP SIR!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Where have you been soldier? Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Where is your platoon sergeant son? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin. Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted May 12, 2008 Author Share Posted May 12, 2008 Stripes parade ground scene Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.Well I got the crap beat out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Barnacki?Barnacki?He owes me moneyHey Barney? Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 You can't leave, all the plants will die. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 The winner between these two get to face a war hero who married a young hottie with big tits.She is far from young and or hot. Ever see an actual close up of that hag? Yuck. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Tito Puente is going to be dead soon, and you're going to be able to say: "I've been listening to him for years." Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 To get out of Idaho? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Any of you homos call me Francis and I'll kill you. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 Lighten up Francis.You just made the list. Link to post Share on other sites
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