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#1 scottyno

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:51 PM

shipppppppppp itFull Tilt Poker Game #6268380066: Table Flag (heads up) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 3:50:39 ET - 2008/05/03Seat 1: FistingAmy ($261.50)Seat 2: scotyno ($38.50)scotyno posts the small blind of $1.50FistingAmy posts the big blind of $3The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to scotyno [Kh Th]scotyno raises to $6FistingAmy calls $3*** FLOP *** [3s Ah 6s]FistingAmy checksscotyno bets $3FistingAmy raises to $6scotyno raises to $9FistingAmy raises to $12scotyno calls $3*** TURN *** [3s Ah 6s] [6h]FistingAmy bets $6scotyno calls $6*** RIVER *** [3s Ah 6s 6h] [Jh]FistingAmy bets $6scotyno raises to $12FistingAmy calls $6*** SHOW DOWN ***scotyno shows [Kh Th] a flush, Ace highFistingAmy mucksscotyno wins the pot ($71.50) with a flush, Ace high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $72 | Rake $0.50Board: [3s Ah 6s 6h Jh]Seat 1: FistingAmy (big blind) mucked [2s Ad] - two pair, Aces and SixesSeat 2: scotyno (small blind) showed [Kh Th] and won ($71.50) with a flush, Ace high


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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:56 PM

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If your a 70pct favorite to beat someone in general, why take an allin with them at 66/34 ? your giving them the edge.
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:21 AM

Wrong thread. Please post drunken hands in appropriate place.Thank you very much.Drunken Challenge Thread
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:26 AM

aint this fun scotty?

#5 scottyno

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:27 AM

View PostGallo, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 4:21 AM, said:

Wrong thread. Please post drunken hands in appropriate place.Thank you very much.Drunken Challenge Thread
if that was on the front page i would have posted it there, but i was too lazy to go looking


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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:28 AM

DRUNKEN THREADS ARE NOT ALLOWED....UPTIGHT PEOPLE WILL MAKE THE INVISIBLE

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:30 AM

you should join in dude. what a ripoff pitbull is, come on dude, say it...

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:39 AM

View PostFARGOpokerND, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 3:28 AM, said:

DRUNKEN THREADS ARE NOT ALLOWED....UPTIGHT PEOPLE WILL MAKE THE INVISIBLE
WHERES ZACH TO DELETE THIS THREAD.....wait scotty made it so it will probably be pinned by tomorrow
QUOTE(ah2388 @ Friday, September 5th, 2008, 3:06 AM) View Post
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:40 AM

View Postpt special, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 12:39 AM, said:

WHERES ZACH TO DELETE THIS THREAD.....wait scotty made it so it will probably be pinned by tomorrow
lololol
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:43 AM

View Postpt special, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 4:39 AM, said:

WHERES ZACH TO DELETE THIS THREAD.....wait scotty made it so it will probably be pinned by tomorrow
hes mouring the loss i just took off him in chinese :club:


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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:55 AM

lol 'FistingAmy'
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 01:08 AM

stop drunk texting me.
QUOTE(no not baxter @ Monday, July 28th, 2008, 4:22 PM) View Post
wait, let me get this right. you folded aces up?

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 05:54 PM

no no noI think I AM the best drunk player alivePokerStars Game #16636902461: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2008/04/10 - 21:06:55 (ET)Table 'Eugenisis II' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: robbinsfun ($2224 in chips) Seat 3: CharityCse ($1000 in chips) Seat 4: awmc1 ($1000 in chips) Seat 5: happymann ($1078.40 in chips) Seat 6: Bushman ($1255.50 in chips) Seat 7: kgoulé ($990 in chips) Seat 8: mark_999 ($500 in chips) kgoulé: posts small blind $5mark_999: posts big blind $10awmc1: posts big blind $10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to mark_999 [3c Ad]robbinsfun: folds CharityCse: folds awmc1: raises $20 to $30happymann: calls $30Bushman: calls $30kgoulé: folds reload40 joins the table at seat #9 mark_999: raises $170 to $200awmc1: folds happymann: calls $170Bushman: folds *** FLOP *** [6d 2h Td]mark_999: bets $300 and is all-inhappymann: calls $300*** TURN *** [6d 2h Td] [2s]*** RIVER *** [6d 2h Td 2s] [Qc]*** SHOW DOWN ***mark_999: shows [3c Ad] (a pair of Deuces)happymann: mucks hand mark_999 collected $1062 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $1065 | Rake $3 Board [6d 2h Td 2s Qc]Seat 1: robbinsfun folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: CharityCse folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: awmc1 folded before FlopSeat 5: happymann mucked [4d 5d]Seat 6: Bushman (button) folded before FlopSeat 7: kgoulé (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: mark_999 (big blind) showed [3c Ad] and won ($1062) with a pair of Deuces
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:16 PM

zach, get this thing pinned already....do ur damn job
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:46 PM

View Postscottyno, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 12:51 AM, said:

shipppppppppp itFull Tilt Poker Game #6268380066: Table Flag (heads up) - $3/$6 - Limit Hold'em - 3:50:39 ET - 2008/05/03Seat 1: FistingAmy ($261.50)Seat 2: scotyno ($38.50)scotyno posts the small blind of $1.50FistingAmy posts the big blind of $3The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to scotyno [Kh Th]scotyno raises to $6FistingAmy calls $3*** FLOP *** [3s Ah 6s]FistingAmy checksscotyno bets $3FistingAmy raises to $6scotyno raises to $9FistingAmy raises to $12scotyno calls $3*** TURN *** [3s Ah 6s] [6h]FistingAmy bets $6scotyno calls $6*** RIVER *** [3s Ah 6s 6h] [Jh]FistingAmy bets $6scotyno raises to $12FistingAmy calls $6*** SHOW DOWN ***scotyno shows [Kh Th] a flush, Ace highFistingAmy mucksscotyno wins the pot ($71.50) with a flush, Ace high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $72 | Rake $0.50Board: [3s Ah 6s 6h Jh]Seat 1: FistingAmy (big blind) mucked [2s Ad] - two pair, Aces and SixesSeat 2: scotyno (small blind) showed [Kh Th] and won ($71.50) with a flush, Ace high
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:56 PM

View PostBig Jono, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 1:55 AM, said:

lol 'FistingAmy'

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:57 PM

View Postmark_999, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 6:54 PM, said:

no no noI think I AM the best drunk player alivehh
you win lol

QUOTE (rcgs59 @ Wednesday, January 5th, 2011, 8:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
$5,000 lol wish it was 5000

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:05 PM

View Postmark_999, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 8:54 PM, said:

no no noI think I AM the best drunk player alive

View Postking_tanner, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 9:57 PM, said:

you win lol
PshhhhhhhI'm the one with the Drunken Challenge Thread./thread
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


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Posted 03 May 2008 - 11:27 PM

View Postscottyno, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 4:27 AM, said:

if that was on the front page i would have posted it there, but i was too lazy to go looking
lazy or drunk?
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:00 AM

View Postr0llin_game, on Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 11:27 PM, said:

lazy or drunk?
... lunk... ?




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