SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 He was last seen on April 21. Im offering a one million dollar reward for usefull information that leads to his capture rescue. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 9 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 He was last seen on April 21. Im offering a one million dollar reward for usefull information that leads to his capture rescue.Does he have to be alive to collect the reward? I am not making the effort of turning in his corpse if there is no reward. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted May 3, 2008 Author Share Posted May 3, 2008 Who?oh, there you are. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 96 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 JJJ straddled the line between genius and insanity, kindness and vengeance, gray and purple, all the while teaching us how to see in a world encumbered by darkness, sloth, envy, mercurial diseases seeking our inevitable demise, and the last drop of rain in a spring-time storm. Since his departure over ten days ago, the world has been launched into disarray, and we struggle to maintain our hope as we witness the walls of our fragile lives being eroded by the termites of reality's heartless truth gnaw away at its once powerful pillars, turning what was once an edifice of platonic strength into what it is today. A laughingstock of purposelessness and renegade fear as the final observer in the cosmic play closes his eyes to what has become of us, a laughingstock, as previously mentioned earlier in this very sentence. JJJ, if you can hear me, we need you back. For realsies. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Sitting on a horse, sucking on his wife's gigantic tits Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand.I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.I hope.....-renaedawn Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo? Link to post Share on other sites
booyaga 0 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 san diego obv. Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?Why could those damn kids never win the final round and find Carmen San Diego? That used to tilt me almost as much as the idiots on Legends of the Hidden Temple not being able to put together the Shine of the Silver Monkey.This post's ratio of proper nouns : sentences is entirely too high. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 san diego obv.he's in a whale's vagina? Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 For realsies.slightly audible giggleDO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?Your post is fixed Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Your post is fixedLOL. Sadly, I have a couple Rockapella covers on my WMP (Radiohead's Creep, some DMB, etc.) Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 This is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 This is awesome.yes. I'm not going to admit how long it took me to find him.I will admit I thought a pairs of eyes moved and looked right at me though. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Awesome.If Guapo hadn't quoted it for awesomeness I would have stuck with my original assessment of 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.' Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'nah, i thought so too, but its just that guy's knee. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Awesome.If Guapo hadn't quoted it for awesomeness I would have stuck with my original assessment of 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'That's my cousin Clarke. nah, i thought so too, but its just that guy's knee.Har Har. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 nah, i thought so too, but its just that guy's knee.not afraid to admit that I spent about 15 seconds looking for a guy's knee. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 JJJ straddled the line between genius and insanity, kindness and vengeance, gray and purple, all the while teaching us how to see in a world encumbered by darkness, sloth, envy, mercurial diseases seeking our inevitable demise, and the last drop of rain in a sping-time storm. Since his departure over ten days ago, the world has been launched into disarray, and we struggle to maintain our hope as we witness the walls of our fragile lives being eroded by the termites of reality's heartless truth gnaw away at it's once powerful pillars, turning what was once an edifice of platonic strength into what it is today. A laughingstock of purposelessness and renegade fear as the final observer in the cosmic play closes his eyes to what has become of us, a laughingstock, as previously mentioned earlier in this very sentence. JJJ, if you can hear me, we need you back. For realsies.I ditto this.Except for the part about mercurial diseases. I'm still trying to figure out how a disease can be mercurial. Oh, I believe diseases can be. I just want to fully understand before sealing my endorsement. Link to post Share on other sites
RodReynolds 96 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 I ditto this.Except for the part about mercurial diseases. I'm still trying to figure out how a disease can be mercurial. Oh, I believe diseases can be. I just want to fully understand before sealing my endorsement.I don't need you or your endorsement loogie. I'm just joking I do, please turn that post into a song. I'm not going to stop asking until you finally cave and make a song for me. Preferably in the key of E. I don't know what that means, but I wouldn't be surprised if E was my favourite key. Also, there were two minor errors in my post that I'd like you to change, as I've done. Once that's accomplished, I will remove this sentence and the previous sentence, and let the legend of RR and his perfect spelling record remain gloriously intact.And here's a message to the timwakefield of the future. Like timwakefield seven minutes from now. Unless you have a change of heart in 8 minutes or later (time measured from my current present) and erase what you are currently writing ('currently' in this instance is your currently, seven minutes in my future), you will rue the day you met me. AND RUE IT HARD. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted May 3, 2008 Share Posted May 3, 2008 Post edited so I don't rue the day I met RodReynolds. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 all jokes aside, like seriously, where the fuck is he? Link to post Share on other sites
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