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Where In The World Is Joey Jo Jo?
Started by SuitedAces21, May 02 2008 06:30 PM
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 06:30 PM
He was last seen on April 21. Im offering a one million dollar reward for usefull information that leads to his capture rescue.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 06:31 PM
Who?
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 06:32 PM
QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 7:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He was last seen on April 21. Im offering a one million dollar reward for usefull information that leads to his capture rescue.
Does he have to be alive to collect the reward? I am not making the effort of turning in his corpse if there is no reward.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 06:34 PM
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:16 PM
JJJ straddled the line between genius and insanity, kindness and vengeance, gray and purple, all the while teaching us how to see in a world encumbered by darkness, sloth, envy, mercurial diseases seeking our inevitable demise, and the last drop of rain in a spring-time storm. Since his departure over ten days ago, the world has been launched into disarray, and we struggle to maintain our hope as we witness the walls of our fragile lives being eroded by the termites of reality's heartless truth gnaw away at its once powerful pillars, turning what was once an edifice of platonic strength into what it is today. A laughingstock of purposelessness and renegade fear as the final observer in the cosmic play closes his eyes to what has become of us, a laughingstock, as previously mentioned earlier in this very sentence. JJJ, if you can hear me, we need you back. For realsies.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:20 PM
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:27 PM
I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand.
I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
I hope.....
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I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
I hope.....
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:49 PM
Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:56 PM
san diego obv.
Got more flava than kool-aid
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 08:11 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 11:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
Why could those damn kids never win the final round and find Carmen San Diego? That used to tilt me almost as much as the idiots on Legends of the Hidden Temple not being able to put together the Shine of the Silver Monkey.
This post's ratio of proper nouns : sentences is entirely too high.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 08:20 PM
QUOTE (booyaga @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 8:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
san diego obv.
he's in a whale's vagina?
I'm retired.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:14 PM
QUOTE (RodReynolds @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 8:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For realsies.
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QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Friday, May 2nd, 2008, 8:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!
Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
he's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Joey Jo Jo?
Your post is fixed
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:19 PM
QUOTE (runthemover @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 2:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your post is fixed
LOL. Sadly, I have a couple Rockapella covers on my WMP (Radiohead's Creep, some DMB, etc.)
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:33 PM
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crush their dreams like aluminum cans.
then take them in for recycling.
5 cents a dream, man.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:34 PM
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 11:38 PM
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is awesome.
yes. I'm not going to admit how long it took me to find him.
I will admit I thought a pairs of eyes moved and looked right at me though.
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:17 AM
QUOTE (qyayqi @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 3:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Awesome.
If Guapo hadn't quoted it for awesomeness I would have stuck with my original assessment of 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:16 AM
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 1:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'
nah, i thought so too, but its just that guy's knee.
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 09:09 AM
QUOTE (timwakefield @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 4:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Awesome.
If Guapo hadn't quoted it for awesomeness I would have stuck with my original assessment of 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'
If Guapo hadn't quoted it for awesomeness I would have stuck with my original assessment of 'Dammit JJJ just isn't in that picture! Wang clearly is though.'
That's my cousin Clarke.
QUOTE (Ouch-8s @ Saturday, May 3rd, 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
nah, i thought so too, but its just that guy's knee.
Har Har.
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