How Low Can You Go?
This report from an eyewitness at a recent event on the poker circuit. A pretty young woman was having a meltdown of epic proportion at the casino cashiers cage, which was right next to the tournament floor. The woman was screaming at the cashier behind the cage, because the cashier refused to honor the chip the woman had presented for cashing. After some investigation, it turns out the young woman was a “professional” who had been paid for her services….with a tournament chip. When the woman returned to the tournament floor, her “client” was long gone, and she was left with nothing but her dignity. Well, almost.
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Which Tournament Pro Likes Hookers?
Started by benhoug, Apr 24 2008 06:32 AM
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:32 AM
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:33 AM
Now this is destined to be a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:43 AM
Hahaha, slipping hookers $10,000 tournament chips is +ev.
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 06:49 AM
Pure brilliance!! Well done, especially is the tourney is really deep and the chip represents really nothing.
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:01 AM
Men???
Johnny Chan shaking hands with a legend.
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gatortom64: too bad I folded my 46, I woulda banked
gatortom64: but I am no Harrison Gimbel
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:03 AM
Depending on the age of said professional, I'm guessing Sklansky.
Too soon?
Too soon?
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:05 AM
QUOTE (20TN40 @ Thursday, April 24th, 2008, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Depending on the age of said professional, I'm guessing Sklansky.
Too soon?
Too soon?
If she were Sklansky's type they wouldn't allow her in the casino in the first place.
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:08 AM
QUOTE (20TN40 @ Thursday, April 24th, 2008, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Depending on the age of said professional, I'm guessing Sklansky.
Too soon?
Too soon?
Never too soon or too often.
-Kurt
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:09 AM
Talk about getting screwed
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:10 AM
QUOTE (nutzbuster @ Thursday, April 24th, 2008, 8:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Talk about getting screwed
loooooolllllllllllll winner
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 07:16 AM
Debating which tournament pros like hookers is like debating which type of fish like water....
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:38 AM
Omg this is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!!
lol!!
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 09:41 AM
Awesome!!
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:11 AM
Nice!
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:12 AM
I 
dumb hookers!!!
dumb hookers!!!
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gatortom64: too bad I folded my 46, I woulda banked
gatortom64: but I am no Harrison Gimbel
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:14 AM
loooool
Boating it up on the River, Danny Tanner style calling the Olsen Twins, Full House!!
Dealer: Game #14037367520: Ex_Matt wins pot (2990) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Dealer: Hapkido1 finished the tournament in 772nd place
Hapkido1 [observer]: gl to the talbe taking the money from the 2 fish suckout and ex_matt
Dealer: Game #14037367520: Ex_Matt wins pot (2990) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Dealer: Hapkido1 finished the tournament in 772nd place
Hapkido1 [observer]: gl to the talbe taking the money from the 2 fish suckout and ex_matt
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:14 AM
QUOTE (gatortom64 @ Thursday, April 24th, 2008, 1:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dumb hookers!!!
dumb hookers!!!As opposed to?
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:31 AM
JC Alvarado imo.
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:33 AM
QUOTE (terradawg @ Thursday, April 24th, 2008, 10:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Debating which tournament pros like hookers is like debating which type of fish like water....
[ ] Read OP
If everyone plays by the same math rules we all lose to the rake.
If your a 70pct favorite to beat someone in general, why take an allin with them at 66/34 ? your giving them the edge.
-MTT Theory by dscoot
respekmestak: Lee jones I heard something you and teabaging??
"Don't test me when I am crazy...on that airplane glue
I'll put my foot down your throat...till u schit in my shoe
What u want KOJAK...TO DRINK PROTEIN SHAKES AND FIGHT
What u need KOJAK...TO GLADIATE ALL NIGHT!!!"
If your a 70pct favorite to beat someone in general, why take an allin with them at 66/34 ? your giving them the edge.
-MTT Theory by dscoot
respekmestak: Lee jones I heard something you and teabaging??
"Don't test me when I am crazy...on that airplane glue
I'll put my foot down your throat...till u schit in my shoe
What u want KOJAK...TO DRINK PROTEIN SHAKES AND FIGHT
What u need KOJAK...TO GLADIATE ALL NIGHT!!!"
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Posted 24 April 2008 - 11:04 AM
Those are some fortunate whores!
Great Minds Think Alike.
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