I'm throwing out 2 stakes to a 5.50 5 tables sng.
The requirements are almost nil.
Don't suck.
At least 200 posts.
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
you have to be able to play now.
I'm gonna say ahead of time if I've seen you run before and do well you have precidence.
now tell me a joke.
PS name and standard 50/50 no stake back.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:08 PM
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:11 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
LOL. Brutal.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:11 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm throwing out 2 stakes to a 5.50 5 tables sng.
The requirements are almost nil.
Don't suck.
At least 200 posts.
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
you have to be able to play now.
I'm gonna say ahead of time if I've seen you run before and do well you have precidence.
now tell me a joke.
PS name and standard 50/50 no stake back.
The requirements are almost nil.
Don't suck.
At least 200 posts.
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
you have to be able to play now.
I'm gonna say ahead of time if I've seen you run before and do well you have precidence.
now tell me a joke.
PS name and standard 50/50 no stake back.
Obv no stake needed but I laughed my ass off at that.
LOL.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:12 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 7:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm throwing out 2 stakes to a 5.50 5 tables sng.
The requirements are almost nil.
Don't suck.
At least 200 posts.
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
you have to be able to play now.
I'm gonna say ahead of time if I've seen you run before and do well you have precidence.
now tell me a joke.
PS name and standard 50/50 no stake back.
The requirements are almost nil.
Don't suck.
At least 200 posts.
You can't be drcossack(scranton).
you have to be able to play now.
I'm gonna say ahead of time if I've seen you run before and do well you have precidence.
now tell me a joke.
PS name and standard 50/50 no stake back.
Get a fucking life.
Hub: SMD.
QUOTE(Temporary Nuts @ Friday, April 25th, 2008, 3:30 PM) 
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:12 PM
Can I give my steak to Drcossack?
some little idiot like kafkapoe making fun of a regular shouldnt be allowed or recognised
some little idiot like kafkapoe making fun of a regular shouldnt be allowed or recognised
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:12 PM
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Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:12 PM
nevermind cant play now sigh 
Wsox08 said, "i could lie but kobe owns me"
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:14 PM
QUOTE (drcossack @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Get a fucking life.
Hub: SMD.
Hub: SMD.
My goodness sir, calm down.
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:14 PM
freak2304 (Lawrence) I've ran pretty stellar for The Rake the last 2 nights. 
Edit: A joke: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Edit: A joke: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:14 PM
Wsox08 said, "i could lie but kobe owns me"
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:16 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 7:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My goodness sir, calm down.
No. Joke or not, it's a little tiring.
Grow the fuck up.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:17 PM
QUOTE (drcossack @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Get a fucking life.
Hub: SMD.
Hub: SMD.
WOW.
Somebody can't take a joke very well.
And no, I won't suck your dick.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:17 PM
QUOTE (drcossack @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No. Joke or not, it's a little tiring.
Grow the fuck up.
Grow the fuck up.
Awwwwww, I'm sorry there little buddy.
Would a stake make it up to you?
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:18 PM
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took 2nd in a 5.50 27 man last night
took 2nd in a 5.50 27 man last night
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ISACF
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who read this is now dumber for having done so. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who read this is now dumber for having done so. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:22 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
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QUOTE (TwstdWrstr @ Thursday, April 2nd, 2009, 3:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Only two more tables until you achieve poker orgy! Chips will be flying every which way, nonstop suck outs galore, and you won't know where you blew your stack but damn it'll be a great night.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:28 PM
Ok since dr cossack isn't responding im gonna go with freak and sportsmack.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:32 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 4:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok since dr cossack isn't responding im gonna go with freak and sportsmack.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
Received tyvm...waiting on tourney #
QUOTE (TwstdWrstr @ Thursday, April 2nd, 2009, 3:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Only two more tables until you achieve poker orgy! Chips will be flying every which way, nonstop suck outs galore, and you won't know where you blew your stack but damn it'll be a great night.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:32 PM
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 6:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok since dr cossack isn't responding im gonna go with freak and sportsmack.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
Received & ready....
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:33 PM
OK
85252530
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85252530
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 18 April 2008 - 03:33 PM
QUOTE (HubDub04 @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 7:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WOW.
Somebody can't take a joke very well.
And no, I won't suck your dick.
Somebody can't take a joke very well.
And no, I won't suck your dick.
It stops being a joke after being repeated 500 times.
QUOTE (mclumpo @ Friday, April 18th, 2008, 7:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ok since dr cossack isn't responding im gonna go with freak and sportsmack.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
tell me when you get it and ill tell you the ID
also im changing it to a 27 man.
I'm on dial-up since Comcast decided to die on me today. I can't even keep the sites running half the time.
QUOTE(Temporary Nuts @ Friday, April 25th, 2008, 3:30 PM)
*breaks into song*
I'veeeee goooot Hooooeesss
In different areaaaaaa cooooodes... areaaaa cooooooodeeess
Hooooeeesss
I'veeeee goooot Hooooeesss
In different areaaaaaa cooooodes... areaaaa cooooooodeeess
Hooooeeesss
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