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[Gallo]

Ok, seeing that there are threads for NL, LHE, and a tourney challenge thread I thougt I would go ahead and make this one.Post any hands that you were just so drunk and you were just like screw it I call even though you knew you had no business being in the hand. Post any hands that just put you on superdrunkmonkeytilt. Post hands that you normally just wouldn't play if you were sober and you were just pwning everyoine at the table.Post all drunken plays here and we'll try to analyze or just looooooool about here.I'll start with my superdrunkenmonkeytilt handFull Tilt Poker Game #6012784933: Midnight Madness! (45084983), Table 54 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:02:06 ET - 2008/04/13Seat 1: OmarDaTentMaker (1,485)Seat 2: tmone75 (1,605)Seat 3: buhba (1,410)Seat 4: itsda50 (1,500)Seat 5: PageNotFound (1,500)Seat 6: GalloFX (1,500)Seat 7: havefunwithit (1,500)Seat 8: jerburnz44 (1,500), is sitting outSeat 9: snmoon519 (1,500)tmone75 posts the small blind of 15buhba posts the big blind of 30The button is in seat #1*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [Kh Kd]itsda50 calls 30PageNotFound foldsGalloFX calls 30havefunwithit raises to 60jerburnz44 foldssnmoon519 foldsOmarDaTentMaker foldstmone75 foldsbuhba has 15 seconds left to actbuhba foldsitsda50 calls 30GalloFX raises to 325havefunwithit calls 265itsda50 calls 265*** FLOP *** [Jh 2h 2d]itsda50 bets 1,175, and is all inGalloFX calls 1,175, and is all inhavefunwithit calls 1,175, and is all initsda50 shows [6h Ah]GalloFX shows [Kh Kd]havefunwithit shows [Ac Jc]*** TURN *** [Jh 2h 2d] [Th]*** RIVER *** [Jh 2h 2d Th] [Qd]itsda50 shows a flush, Ace highGalloFX shows two pair, Kings and Twoshavefunwithit shows two pair, Jacks and Twositsda50 wins the pot (4,545) with a flush, Ace highhavefunwithit stands upGalloFX stands upOmarDaTentMaker stands uptmone75 stands upbuhba stands upitsda50 stands upPageNotFound stands upjerburnz44 stands upsnmoon519 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4,545 | Rake 0Board: [Jh 2h 2d Th Qd]Seat 1: OmarDaTentMaker (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: tmone75 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 3: buhba (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: itsda50 showed [6h Ah] and won (4,545) with a flush, Ace highSeat 5: PageNotFound didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: GalloFX showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and TwosSeat 7: havefunwithit showed [Ac Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and TwosSeat 8: jerburnz44 didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: snmoon519 didn't bet (folded)WTF?!?!I'm just probably gonna donk off on some /05/.10 NL now.

[savagerebel]

Is this the second thread you have posted that HH in?

[Gallo]

savagerebel, on Saturday, April 12th, 2008, 11:16 PM, said:

Is this the second thread you have posted that HH in?

yes, now go away!!

[Gallo]

I guess I'll be the only one psting here huh?Full Tilt Poker Game #6013554410: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (45677226), Table 5 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:14:54 ET - 2008/04/13Seat 1: Latko28 (3,247)Seat 2: daxmr8vn (3,225)Seat 3: dodgingjets (3,490)Seat 4: luckydp (4,258)Seat 5: Bugs62 (4,135)Seat 6: GalloFX (4,790)Seat 7: lennon4 (5,806)Seat 8: dds4horse (7,060)Seat 9: Giants fan420 (3,895)Bugs62 posts the small blind of 40GalloFX posts the big blind of 80The button is in seat #4*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [Qh Jh]lennon4 raises to 280dds4horse foldsBugs62 has been disconnectedGiants fan420 calls 280Latko28 foldsdaxmr8vn foldsdodgingjets foldsBugs62 has reconnectedluckydp calls 280Bugs62 foldsGalloFX calls 200*** FLOP *** [Ah 6c Jd]GalloFX checksBugs62 has been disconnectedlennon4 bets 1,160Bugs62 has reconnectedGiants fan420 foldsluckydp foldsGalloFX calls 1,160*** TURN *** [Ah 6c Jd] [8h]GalloFX checkslennon4 bets 4,366, and is all inGalloFX calls 3,350, and is all inlennon4 shows [As Kd]GalloFX shows [Qh Jh]Uncalled bet of 1,016 returned to lennon4*** RIVER *** [Ah 6c Jd 8h] [4h]lennon4 shows a pair of AcesGalloFX shows a flush, Ace highGalloFX wins the pot (10,180) with a flush, Ace highBugs62 has been disconnected*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 10,180 | Rake 0Board: [Ah 6c Jd 8h 4h]Seat 1: Latko28 didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: daxmr8vn didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: dodgingjets didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: luckydp (button) folded on the FlopSeat 5: Bugs62 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 6: GalloFX (big blind) showed [Qh Jh] and won (10,180) with a flush, Ace highSeat 7: lennon4 showed [As Kd] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 8: dds4horse didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: Giants fan420 folded on the Flop

[Canary3]

Yeah, I think Gallo will post the most in here.

[MyPlayIsRAB]

Full Tilt Poker Game #1254311960: Table Lynette Chan - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:57:29 ET - 2006/11/16Seat 1: DunderDaniel ($1 134.95)Seat 2: MyPlayIsRAB ($311.15)Seat 4: lipperskipper ($519.10)Seat 5: bkrebs ($354.10)Seat 6: Nickmaster ($718)Nickmaster posts the small blind of $2DunderDaniel has 5 seconds left to actDunderDaniel is sitting outDunderDaniel has timed outMyPlayIsRAB posts the big blind of $4DunderDaniel stands upThe button is in seat #5Holecards :Dealt to MyPlayIsRAB [2d 3s]lipperskipper foldsbkrebs raises to $12Nickmaster foldsMyPlayIsRAB raises to $30bkrebs calls $18Flop:[Jd 5d 8s]MyPlayIsRAB bets $27bkrebs calls $27Turn:[Jd 5d 8s] [7d]MyPlayIsRAB bets $85bkrebs has 15 seconds left to actbkrebs calls $85River :[Jd 5d 8s] [7d][3c]MyPlayIsRAB bets $169.15, and is all inbkrebs has 15 seconds left to actbkrebs foldsUncalled bet of $169.15 returned to MyPlayIsRABMyPlayIsRAB shows [2d 3s] (a pair of Threes)MyPlayIsRAB wins the pot ($284)SUMMARY :Total pot $286 | Rake $2Board:Jd 5d 8s 7d 3cSeat 1: DunderDaniel is sitting outSeat 2: MyPlayIsRAB (big blind) collected ($284)Seat 4: lipperskipper didn't bet (folded)Seat 5: bkrebs (button) folded on the RiverSeat 6: Nickmaster (small blind) folded before the Flopsorry i had to convert it back from pokerhand.org... gotta love 3 betting with 23o oop

[Gallo]

Full Tilt Poker Game #6013850924: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (45677226), Table 5 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:45:48 ET - 2008/04/13Seat 1: Latko28 (7,454)Seat 2: daxmr8vn (3,765)Seat 3: dodgingjets (3,160)Seat 4: luckydp (4,096)Seat 5: Bugs62 (2,425)Seat 6: GalloFX (8,591)Seat 8: dds4horse (7,640)Seat 9: Giants fan420 (2,775)dds4horse posts the big blind of 120The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [2s 4s]Bugs62 has been disconnectedBugs62 has reconnectedGiants fan420 has 15 seconds left to actGiants fan420 calls 120Latko28 calls 120daxmr8vn foldsdodgingjets foldsluckydp calls 120Bugs62 has been disconnectedmacc42000 sits downmacc42000 adds 8,415Bugs62 has reconnectedBugs62 foldsGalloFX raises to 240dds4horse calls 120Bugs62 has been disconnectedGiants fan420 has 15 seconds left to actGiants fan420 calls 120Bugs62 has reconnectedLatko28 calls 120luckydp calls 120*** FLOP *** [Ah 4c 4h]dds4horse checksGiants fan420 checksLatko28 checksBugs62 has been disconnectedluckydp bets 600Bugs62 has reconnectedGalloFX calls 600dds4horse foldsGiants fan420 foldsLatko28 folds*** TURN *** [Ah 4c 4h] [Jd]luckydp has 15 seconds left to actBugs62 has been disconnectedluckydp bets 600GalloFX raises to 1,200luckydp calls 600*** RIVER *** [Ah 4c 4h Jd] [4d]Bugs62 has reconnectedluckydp has 15 seconds left to actluckydp bets 600GalloFX has 15 seconds left to actBugs62 has been disconnectedGalloFX has requested TIMEGalloFX ??????

[ah2388]

Gallo, on Saturday, April 12th, 2008, 9:51 PM, said:

Full Tilt Poker Game #6013850924: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (45677226), Table 5 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:45:48 ET - 2008/04/13Seat 1: Latko28 (7,454)Seat 2: daxmr8vn (3,765)Seat 3: dodgingjets (3,160)Seat 4: luckydp (4,096)Seat 5: Bugs62 (2,425)Seat 6: GalloFX (8,591)Seat 8: dds4horse (7,640)Seat 9: Giants fan420 (2,775)dds4horse posts the big blind of 120The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [2s 4s]Bugs62 has been disconnectedBugs62 has reconnectedGiants fan420 has 15 seconds left to actGiants fan420 calls 120Latko28 calls 120daxmr8vn foldsdodgingjets foldsluckydp calls 120Bugs62 has been disconnectedmacc42000 sits downmacc42000 adds 8,415Bugs62 has reconnectedBugs62 foldsGalloFX raises to 240dds4horse calls 120Bugs62 has been disconnectedGiants fan420 has 15 seconds left to actGiants fan420 calls 120Bugs62 has reconnectedLatko28 calls 120luckydp calls 120*** FLOP *** [Ah 4c 4h]dds4horse checksGiants fan420 checksLatko28 checksBugs62 has been disconnectedluckydp bets 600Bugs62 has reconnectedGalloFX calls 600dds4horse foldsGiants fan420 foldsLatko28 folds*** TURN *** [Ah 4c 4h] [Jd]luckydp has 15 seconds left to actBugs62 has been disconnectedluckydp bets 600GalloFX raises to 1,200luckydp calls 600*** RIVER *** [Ah 4c 4h Jd] [4d]Bugs62 has reconnectedluckydp has 15 seconds left to actluckydp bets 600GalloFX has 15 seconds left to actBugs62 has been disconnectedGalloFX has requested TIMEGalloFX ??????

hero folds

[Gallo]

Full Tilt Poker Game #6013966409: $3 + $0.30 Knockout (45677226), Table 5 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:10 ET - 2008/04/13Seat 1: Latko28 (8,974)Seat 2: daxmr8vn (4,085)Seat 3: dodgingjets (6,480)Seat 4: bigdhar66 (12,050)Seat 6: GalloFX (9,047)Seat 7: macc42000 (7,590)Seat 8: dds4horse (8,890)Seat 9: Giants fan420 (1,735)Giants fan420 posts the small blind of 100Latko28 posts the big blind of 200The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to GalloFX [3d Qd]daxmr8vn calls 200dodgingjets foldsbigdhar66 calls 200GalloFX raises to 400macc42000 foldsdds4horse foldsGiants fan420 foldsLatko28 foldsdaxmr8vn raises to 4,085, and is all inbigdhar66 foldsGalloFX ??????

[a__thekevlar__2]

i don't need to be drunk for any of these flaws in judgment to enter my brain.

[Naslund44]

hold one timee!

[Gallo]

a__thekevlar__2, on Sunday, April 13th, 2008, 1:28 AM, said:

i don't need to be drunk for any of these flaws in judgment to enter my brain.

Yes you do, it's alot more fun that way!!!!!!!

[wsox8]

I suck at poker when I'm sober... I can't imagine how bad I am drunk.

[playersc]

im way to too drunk eve n for this hahha

[Gallo]

WTF!!!I just tripeedd on the satarirs and hit my ****ing head the on the stupic ****ing foor!!!

[Gallo]

where the ****s my phone? cant find the suma bitch!!

[Gallo]

Gallo, on Sunday, April 13th, 2008, 3:18 AM, said:

where the ****s my phone? cant find the suma bitch!!

found the bitch, iy was on yab tablkehahahafukc you wtupid mother****ers!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeaverStyle]

<---- sober-driver-dispatcher tonight....I need sleep. Goodnight. Gallo's a trip, lol.

[onlyme386]

drunk poker is for sutpid dunks you're all stupid durnk drinking FTWWWWWW

[yourboygsarida]

onlyme386, on Sunday, April 13th, 2008, 2:14 AM, said:

drunk poker is for sutpid dunks you're all stupid durnk drinking FTWWWWWW

ORLY?