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#1 Vick12

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 02:30 PM

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If everyone plays by the same math rules we all lose to the rake.
If your a 70pct favorite to beat someone in general, why take an allin with them at 66/34 ? your giving them the edge.
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Posted 10 April 2008 - 02:35 PM

what about helmuthian snapcalls?

#3 Vick12

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 02:38 PM

View Postno not baxter, on Thursday, April 10th, 2008, 5:35 PM, said:

what about helmuthian snapcalls?
Hmm...may have to get a subforum for that one...
If everyone plays by the same math rules we all lose to the rake.
If your a 70pct favorite to beat someone in general, why take an allin with them at 66/34 ? your giving them the edge.
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I'll put my foot down your throat...till u schit in my shoe
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#4 gibler321

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 02:42 PM

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QUOTE(msals11 @ Friday, June 30th, 2006, 12:57 AM) View Post
gibler is a horrendous player for the record... if u ever are playing with him just know that he steams easily and just sucks real bad

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:45 PM

FIRST!...Oops... I slowrolled the "first reply" for too long...
QUOTE (Fluffdog87 @ Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dramatic hand gestures on all-ins ftw!


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QUOTE (checkymcfold @ Friday, January 9th, 2009, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My cats are freaked out, I have a headache, and I'm probably going to put on pants for the first time in three days and find somewhere to go that's not here.


QUOTE (Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 02:26 PM

Where is this thread at? I mean, if you click on this forum you don't see this thread, but it is here because I am typing this in this mysterious non-thread. My head is about to assplode!! So where is this thread and are there any more hidden threads like this one?
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


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Posted 28 May 2008 - 02:28 PM

It reappeared now. Hmmmmmmmmm...
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


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Posted 05 June 2008 - 09:46 AM

View PostGallo, on Wednesday, May 28th, 2008, 6:28 PM, said:

It reappeared now. Hmmmmmmmmm...
fcp just slowrolled you gallo
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#9 XXEddie

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:59 PM

PokerStars Game #18736190131: Tournament #95276223, $23+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/07/11 - 04:56:31 (ET)Table '95276223 1' 6-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 5: phazed408 (1420 in chips) Seat 6: KevinJA8FCP (7580 in chips) KevinJA8FCP: posts small blind 50phazed408: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [6d 7s]KevinJA8FCP: calls 50phazed408: checks *** FLOP *** [3d 5d 4c]phazed408: bets 200KevinJA8FCP: calls 200*** TURN *** [3d 5d 4c] [8h]phazed408: checks KevinJA8FCP: bets 400phazed408: raises 720 to 1120 and is all-inKevinJA8FCP said, "wtf"KevinJA8FCP said, "76 or something???"phazed408 said, "nope"KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"phazed408 said, "but you can call"KevinJA8FCP said, "so sick"KevinJA8FCP said, "you probably caught up on the turn"KevinJA8FCP said, "this is so sick"KevinJA8FCP said, "you ****ing donk"phazed408 said, "haha"phazed408 said, "thanks"phazed408 said, "=))"KevinJA8FCP said, "i dont even wanna see wahat you sucked out with"KevinJA8FCP said, "I just hz one question"KevinJA8FCP said, "can you beat the nuts"KevinJA8FCP said, "CAUSE I GOT DEM"KevinJA8FCP: calls 720<-----------------------------With like 2 secs left in time bank*** RIVER *** [3d 5d 4c 8h] [8s]*** SHOW DOWN ***phazed408: shows [2d 4d] (two pair, Eights and Fours)KevinJA8FCP: shows [6d 7s] (a straight, Four to Eight)KevinJA8FCP said, "SHIP"KevinJA8FCP collected 2840 from pot

#10 XXEddie

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 05:54 PM

how to fail at slowrollingPokerStars Game #18826854565: Tournament #95757811, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/07/14 - 21:51:14 (ET)Table '95757811 17' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: Spydr_man1 (1485 in chips) Seat 2: Foxwoody (1320 in chips) Seat 3: Faah_Qu_2 (3675 in chips) Seat 4: IPVF (2530 in chips) Seat 5: R3JM (1160 in chips) Seat 6: TMBoz (1185 in chips) Seat 7: Broke LO (985 in chips) Seat 8: EeeTee2008 (1285 in chips) Seat 9: gametymer (2605 in chips) Broke LO: posts small blind 15EeeTee2008: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***gametymer: calls 30Spydr_man1: raises 60 to 90Foxwoody: folds Faah_Qu_2 said, "i think u need sum more hay for your donkey your runin a lil low"Faah_Qu_2: calls 90IPVF: folds R3JM: folds TMBoz: folds Broke LO: calls 75EeeTee2008: folds gametymer: calls 60*** FLOP *** [Qc 5h As]R3JM said, "I'll be ok, trust me..........."Broke LO: checks gametymer: checks Spydr_man1: bets 150Faah_Qu_2: folds Broke LO: calls 150gametymer: calls 150*** TURN *** [Qc 5h As] [Tc]R3JM said, "you should be the one wondering what's next.............."Broke LO: checks gametymer: checks Spydr_man1: bets 1245 and is all-inBroke LO: calls 745 and is all-ingametymer: calls 1245<-------------------after timebanking*** RIVER *** [Qc 5h As Tc] [Ac]*** SHOW DOWN ***gametymer: shows [Kd Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)Spydr_man1: shows [Ad Qh] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)Spydr_man1 collected 1000 from side potBroke LO: shows [Ks Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)pwnt, imo

#11 gibler321

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 11:12 PM

hahaha at failing at slowrolling
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QUOTE(msals11 @ Friday, June 30th, 2006, 12:57 AM) View Post
gibler is a horrendous player for the record... if u ever are playing with him just know that he steams easily and just sucks real bad

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 09:35 AM

loooool nh cody

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Posted 06 November 2008 - 08:31 PM

Im sorry, idiot.... but when I have an overpair, and raise someone, and they instashove without any thought, Im gonna think about before calling(if i do).Btw, i only thought for like 5, maybe 10 seconds. It wasnt like a full timebank slowroll that Cody failed so hard at...Seat 1: KevinJA8FCP (3100 in chips) Seat 2: liznips (2640 in chips) Seat 3: Teuber (3210 in chips) Seat 4: Hovy-Dovy (2970 in chips) Seat 5: JoeRockNRoll (3180 in chips) Seat 6: UTGhitz44 (2900 in chips) Teuber: posts small blind 10Hovy-Dovy: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to KevinJA8FCP [Ah Ac] <-------------------------w00tJoeRockNRoll: calls 20liznips said, "unreal"UTGhitz44: calls 20liznips said, "clown"KevinJA8FCP: raises 60 to 80liznips: folds Teuber: calls 70Hovy-Dovy: calls 60JoeRockNRoll: folds UTGhitz44: calls 60 *** FLOP *** [8h 2h 6c] <----------------Safe flop, I hope....Teuber: checks Hovy-Dovy: checks UTGhitz44: bets 220 <----------------------**** you donks and your lead out bets....KevinJA8FCP: raises 495 to 715 <------------Take thatTeuber: folds Hovy-Dovy: folds UTGhitz44: raises 2105 to 2820 and is all-in <-------------------Phil Hellmuth Style insta-shipKevinJA8FCP: calls 2105 <------------------------Bleh, would you really shove a set like that. 88 at least you raise pre, I think. Nah, I think you're going crazy with like A8 or 77 or somethin.... *** TURN *** [8h 2h 6c] [9c] <------------------- Don't toy with me Lee....*** RIVER *** [8h 2h 6c 9c] [4d] <-----------------Phew, looked like a 5.*** SHOW DOWN ***UTGhitz44: shows [8s 7d] (a pair of Eights)KevinJA8FCP: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)UTGhitz44 said, "nice sloo roll" <--------------------------------.......Wat?!?KevinJA8FCP collected 5980 from potUTGhitz44 [observer]: wish i would of hit ten or five or seven or eight on river just for that move douche <------- LOL, donkamentsLesson; When somebody insta 3-bet shoves on you. And you dont instacall with AA, it is apparently a slowro-err, excuse me... A 'sloo roll'

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 05:54 AM

This was just funny, guy timed down to 1 sec. to make a call with 3 Q's on a non anything board heads-up! I sucked out on the river hitting my flush, guess thats what he gets for slowrolling me! He said later, he was thinking because I played so "tight", I LOL'd because heads-up I'm anything but tight, more like over-aggro donktastic loose. Pwned IMOPokerStars Game #22997486671: Tournament #127626600, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2008/12/17 8:51:21 ETTable '127626600 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: tzommy (1860 in chips) Seat 2: sgfulton (1140 in chips) sgfulton: posts small blind 10tzommy: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to sgfulton [Tc Jc]sgfulton: raises 40 to 60tzommy: calls 40*** FLOP *** [Th 4c Qh]tzommy: bets 120sgfulton: calls 120*** TURN *** [Th 4c Qh] [Qc]tzommy: bets 220sgfulton: raises 740 to 960 and is all-intzommy: calls 740 (TIMED DOWN TO 1 SECOND TO MAKE THIS CALL)*** RIVER *** [Th 4c Qh Qc] [2c]*** SHOW DOWN ***tzommy: shows [Qs 8s] (three of a kind, Queens)sgfulton: shows [Tc Jc] (a flush, Queen high)sgfulton collected 2280 from potsgfulton said, "nice slowroll"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2280 | Rake 0 Board [Th 4c Qh Qc 2c]Seat 1: tzommy (big blind) showed [Qs 8s] and lost with three of a kind, QueensSeat 2: sgfulton (button) (small blind) showed [Tc Jc] and won (2280) with a flush, Queen high




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