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friends 21st, we go out, friend not suppose to go out, she goes out anyway, boyfriend going to be mad, we have to hide her for the day, she gets bed, i get couch, i was drunk, i am 6' 8, i am 280 pounds, i have option of 3 different couch's, couch a only my body fits and me legs comletely hang off, couch b the dog lays on so i would have to cuddle with the damn dog, couch c smells like my belly button and is really uncomfortable......so ive been going from couch to couch to floor to everywhere trying to find somewhere reasonably comfortable and have zero success and i am getting frustrated.......

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obv get into bed when she is sleeping
obviously get shot in the face when boyfriend finds out.......i was just in the room and was debating waking her up and offering her money to switch but i couldnt bring myself to do it
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obviously get shot in the face when boyfriend finds out.......i was just in the room and was debating waking her up and offering her money to switch but i couldnt bring myself to do it
Best not to do that. That action may be misconstrued, then you get punched twice.Maybe just make the dog move?
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Best not to do that. That action may be misconstrued, then you get punched twice.Maybe just make the dog move?
this dog doesnt move for anything.....i could offer it steak for a year and it wouldnt budge right now
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friends 21st, we go out, friend not suppose to go out, she goes out anyway, boyfriend going to be mad, we have to hide her for the day, she gets bed, i get couch, i was drunk, i am 6' 8, i am 280 pounds, i have option of 3 different couch's, couch a only my body fits and me legs comletely hang off, couch b the dog lays on so i would have to cuddle with the damn dog, couch c smells like my belly button and is really uncomfortable......so ive been going from couch to couch to floor to everywhere trying to find somewhere reasonably comfortable and have zero success and i am getting frustrated.......
You have no idea how sick I am of hearing about your goddamned stinky belly button. And when I say sick, I mean physically sick. God.
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Is this guy really that much of a dick?
hes a cool, but when it comes to his g/f he is nuts.......she was suppose to go to school today and ditched ithes called her phone like 20 times and sent her 5 texts and hes knocked on the door a bunch, you can tell hes on major life tilt
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hes a cool, but when it comes to his g/f he is nuts.......she was suppose to go to school today and ditched ithes called her phone like 20 times and sent her 5 texts and hes knocked on the door a bunch, you can tell hes on major life tilt
wow this may not end pretty.are you friends w/ the dood?and btw I think its spelled couches, dunno tho.drunk posting is fun.
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wow this may not end pretty.are you friends w/ the dood?and btw I think its spelled couches, dunno tho.drunk posting is fun.
no this is gonna suck..yes im friends with him, hes called all of us a bunch, tried busting the door down and went on life tilt and raced offi cant spell
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What I mean though is does he treat her ok?I knew this guy back in highschool who went out with my ex for like a year.He was one of the most charismatic guys (to everyone else at least, I thought he was an ass hole) but he treated her like shit.

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What I mean though is does he treat her ok?I knew this guy back in highschool who went out with my ex for like a year.He was one of the most charismatic guys (to everyone else at least, I thought he was an ass hole) but he treated her like shit.
basically same thing
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belly button smellage is still problem
Being 280lbs may be the problem there. With your dunlap syndrome, have you even seen your bellybutton lately? Maybe a mouse climbed in there while you were sleeping one night and died. That could be the smell.
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Being 280lbs may be the problem there. With your dunlap syndrome, have you even seen your bellybutton lately? Maybe a mouse climbed in there while you were sleeping one night and died. That could be the smell.
i saw it a couple days ago, rare sighting tho
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