pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ****ing life tilt Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 tell us the story then Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 friends 21st, we go out, friend not suppose to go out, she goes out anyway, boyfriend going to be mad, we have to hide her for the day, she gets bed, i get couch, i was drunk, i am 6' 8, i am 280 pounds, i have option of 3 different couch's, couch a only my body fits and me legs comletely hang off, couch b the dog lays on so i would have to cuddle with the damn dog, couch c smells like my belly button and is really uncomfortable......so ive been going from couch to couch to floor to everywhere trying to find somewhere reasonably comfortable and have zero success and i am getting frustrated....... Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 obv get into bed when she is sleeping Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 obv get into bed when she is sleepingobviously get shot in the face when boyfriend finds out.......i was just in the room and was debating waking her up and offering her money to switch but i couldnt bring myself to do it Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 obviously get shot in the face when boyfriend finds out.......i was just in the room and was debating waking her up and offering her money to switch but i couldnt bring myself to do itBest not to do that. That action may be misconstrued, then you get punched twice.Maybe just make the dog move? Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Best not to do that. That action may be misconstrued, then you get punched twice.Maybe just make the dog move?this dog doesnt move for anything.....i could offer it steak for a year and it wouldnt budge right now Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 8 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 friends 21st, we go out, friend not suppose to go out, she goes out anyway, boyfriend going to be mad, we have to hide her for the day, she gets bed, i get couch, i was drunk, i am 6' 8, i am 280 pounds, i have option of 3 different couch's, couch a only my body fits and me legs comletely hang off, couch b the dog lays on so i would have to cuddle with the damn dog, couch c smells like my belly button and is really uncomfortable......so ive been going from couch to couch to floor to everywhere trying to find somewhere reasonably comfortable and have zero success and i am getting frustrated.......You have no idea how sick I am of hearing about your goddamned stinky belly button. And when I say sick, I mean physically sick. God. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 this dog doesnt move for anything.....i could offer it steak for a year and it wouldnt budge right nowIs it a big dog? If it is medium to small you can just move it into another room. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Is it a big dog? If it is medium to small you can just move it into another room.right now im fearing for my life....the dog and couch's are no longer on my mind Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 You have no idea how sick I am of hearing about your goddamned stinky belly button. And when I say sick, I mean physically sick. God.belly button smellage is still problem Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 right now im fearing for my life....the dog and couch's are no longer on my mindIs this guy really that much of a dick? Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Is this guy really that much of a dick?hes a cool, but when it comes to his g/f he is nuts.......she was suppose to go to school today and ditched ithes called her phone like 20 times and sent her 5 texts and hes knocked on the door a bunch, you can tell hes on major life tilt Link to post Share on other sites
CodyHartman 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 hes a cool, but when it comes to his g/f he is nuts.......she was suppose to go to school today and ditched ithes called her phone like 20 times and sent her 5 texts and hes knocked on the door a bunch, you can tell hes on major life tiltwow this may not end pretty.are you friends w/ the dood?and btw I think its spelled couches, dunno tho.drunk posting is fun. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 wow this may not end pretty.are you friends w/ the dood?and btw I think its spelled couches, dunno tho.drunk posting is fun.no this is gonna suck..yes im friends with him, hes called all of us a bunch, tried busting the door down and went on life tilt and raced offi cant spell Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 What I mean though is does he treat her ok?I knew this guy back in highschool who went out with my ex for like a year.He was one of the most charismatic guys (to everyone else at least, I thought he was an ass hole) but he treated her like shit. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 What I mean though is does he treat her ok?I knew this guy back in highschool who went out with my ex for like a year.He was one of the most charismatic guys (to everyone else at least, I thought he was an ass hole) but he treated her like shit.basically same thing Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 basically same thingi see Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 this is going to get bizzad for shizzy Link to post Share on other sites
quadaces 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 belly button smellage is still problemBeing 280lbs may be the problem there. With your dunlap syndrome, have you even seen your bellybutton lately? Maybe a mouse climbed in there while you were sleeping one night and died. That could be the smell. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Being 280lbs may be the problem there. With your dunlap syndrome, have you even seen your bellybutton lately? Maybe a mouse climbed in there while you were sleeping one night and died. That could be the smell.i saw it a couple days ago, rare sighting tho Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I like dogs. Link to post Share on other sites
trussdude 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 This couch is nice: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html[/ Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyFinngars 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Your 6'8", 280lbs and worried the BF is going to hurt you? Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 Your 6'8", 280lbs and worried the BF is going to hurt you?im not superman...i cant stop bulletsso much drama...........and a lot more fun when intoxicated Link to post Share on other sites
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