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Started by mhoward29, Apr 07 2008 04:41 PM

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#1 mhoward29

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:41 PM

My wife got me a subscription to Playboy a couple of years ago and the latest one just came in. She is hotter naked than I thought she would be cuz alot of chicks look hot with clothes but iffy without.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:42 PM

She's average looking at best. I'd still bang her with no condom don't get me wrong, but they airbrushed the F out of her.
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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:42 PM

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:43 PM

QUOTE (HubDub04 @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 5:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She's average looking at best. I'd still bang her with no condom don't get me wrong, but they airbrushed the F out of her.


I dont think there is anyone here who wouldnt, no matter what they may say.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:46 PM

i wrap my rascal TWO times, so it is joyless and without sensation... to punish the super models. closedeyes.gif

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:47 PM

photoshop ftw



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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:49 PM

Thats disgusting. I almost puked out my delicious spicy beef jerky.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:51 PM

You're wife gave you a subscription to Playboy? Holy crap.
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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (mhoward29 @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 7:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My wife got me a subscription to Playboy a couple of years ago and the latest one just came in. She is hotter naked than I thought she would be cuz alot of chicks look hot with clothes but iffy without.

Discuss.

Edit: Oh and so it doesnt get moved...

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 5:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
photoshop ftw


wow that just blew my mind

btw i bet u could go over to NWP to see the pics if you didnt wanna buy the issue.
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Posted 07 April 2008 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE (david_keena @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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std, imo

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:00 PM

QUOTE (CodyHartman @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wow that just blew my mind

btw i bet u could go over to NWP to see the pics if you didnt wanna buy the issue.


I can blow your mind even more if you haven't seen the wonderful affects of photoshop. Basically everything you see in Playboy and pretty much any magazine now a days is fake. (fake in that, its isn't a completely true representation of the person)

http://www.filecrush.com/files/miracles-of-photoshop.html

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:01 PM

I was impressed. I know the airbrushing can really add a lot, but I thought it would be 5/10 when I gave it more of a 7. Thumbs up to Jennicide here

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:05 PM

It looks as if she doesnt have nipple though, they are the same color as her skin. That is -EV imo.

Edit: Oh and the photoshop video was freaky.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:08 PM

Please a wife giving you a subscription to playboy is not that big of a deal. It's so harmless. It will also come in handy in an argument if she catches you with real porn. "Why isn't that playboy enough for you", "because I want to see girls eating each other out while getting drilled from behind by a midget".

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:09 PM

QUOTE (bobbywithani @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 6:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please a wife giving you a subscription to playboy is not that big of a deal. It's so harmless. It will also come in handy in an argument if she catches you with real porn. "Why isn't that playboy enough for you", "because I want to see girls eating each other out while getting drilled from behind by a midget".

So says the single guy.


I see what you did there.

#17 mhoward29

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:11 PM

QUOTE (bobbywithani @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 6:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please a wife giving you a subscription to playboy is not that big of a deal. It's so harmless. It will also come in handy because she is 8 months pregnant and doesnt want anything to do with sex and only cries 24/7 and doesnt know why...


Also, FYP. Pregnant chicks are crazy and make no sense.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:12 PM

QUOTE (NoSup4U @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 9:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can blow your mind even more if you haven't seen the wonderful affects of photoshop. Basically everything you see in Playboy and pretty much any magazine now a days is fake. (fake in that, its isn't a completely true representation of the person)

http://www.filecrush.com/files/miracles-of-photoshop.html

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haha that was awesome... and i'd def hit that..... post photoshop imo.

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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:14 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 8:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
photoshop ftw

which one is original?
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Posted 07 April 2008 - 05:37 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Monday, April 7th, 2008, 5:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
photoshop ftw



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