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[antistuff]

Cappy37, on Friday, January 23rd, 2009, 2:27 AM, said:

^^^^^^Plz tell me you hit n ran

i didn't even think of that. i shouldn't have even played to my blind.

[rvrchsrhtr]

antistuff, on Friday, January 23rd, 2009, 2:59 AM, said:

i didn't even think of that. i shouldn't have even played to my blind.

I like the isolation play on the flop...nicely done IMO

[Cappy37]

time for me to pull my weight in here, now that I'm playing again:Further proof that once you pick up a hand, you will be paid:PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (10 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is Button with K , 10 , 2 , J 3 folds, MP1 calls, 3 folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checksFlop: (4 SB) 4 , 10 , 2 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls, SB calls, BB callsTurn: (4 BB) 10 (4 players)SB checks, BB bets, MP1 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, MP1 callsRiver: (10 BB) 2 (3 players)BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, 1 foldTotal pot: $6 (12 BB) | Rake: $0.25Results:Hero had K , 10 , 2 , J (Hi: full house, tens over twos).BB mucked 3 , K , 10 , J (Hi: flush, King high).Outcome: Hero won $5.75

[Cappy37]

I made a straight!!! oh wait....PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is CO with 10 , Q , K , 10 :club:UTG calls, 3 folds, MP3 raises, Hero calls, Button calls, 1 fold, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 caps, Hero calls, Button calls, BB calls, UTG callsFlop: (20.4 SB) J , A , J (5 players)BB checks, UTG checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB calls, 1 fold, MP3 callsTurn: (12.2 BB) 10 (4 players)BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets, Button calls, 2 foldsRiver: (14.2 BB) 6 (2 players)Hero bets, 1 foldTotal pot: $7.10 (14.2 BB) | Rake: $0.30Results:Hero didn't show 10 , Q , K , 10 (nothing).Outcome: Hero won $6.80

[Cappy37]

I almost hesitate to post results on this one, since it'd be an awesome discussion hand:PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is BB with A , A , Q , 4 2 folds, MP1 raises, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, Hero callsFlop: (10 SB) 8 , J , K (5 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, MP3 calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero callsTurn: (7.5 BB) J (5 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, 1 fold, Button calls, 1 fold, Hero callsRiver: (10.5 BB) 6 (3 players)Hero checks, MP1 bets, 1 fold, Hero callsTotal pot: $6.25 (12.5 BB) | Rake: $0.30Results:Hero had A , A , Q , 4 (Hi: two pair, Aces and Jacks).MP1 had Q , 10 , 9 , K (Hi: two pair, Kings and Jacks).Outcome: Hero won $5.95

[Cappy37]

Just to hammer home how bad these tables were on a Sunday Afternoon:PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is CO with 3 , A , 2 , 7 :club:UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls, MP2 callsFlop: (10 SB) 9 , 9 , 7 (5 players)SB checks, BB bets, 1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero calls, SB callsTurn: (7 BB) 7 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, 1 fold, BB calls, MP2 callsRiver: (10 BB) Q (3 players)BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checksTotal pot: $5 (10 BB) | Rake: $0.20Results:BB had K , K , 8 , Q (Hi: two pair, Kings and nines).MP2 mucked 6 , J , 10 , 5 (Hi: one pair, nines).Hero had 3A27 (Hi: three of a kind, sevens).Outcome: Hero won $4.80

[rvrchsrhtr]

Cappy37, on Sunday, January 25th, 2009, 6:38 PM, said:

I almost hesitate to post results on this one, since it'd be an awesome discussion hand:PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is BB with A , A , Q , 4 2 folds, MP1 raises, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, Hero callsFlop: (10 SB) 8 , J , K (5 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, MP3 calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero callsTurn: (7.5 BB) J (5 players)SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets, 1 fold, Button calls, 1 fold, Hero callsRiver: (10.5 BB) 6 (3 players)Hero checks, MP1 bets, 1 fold, Hero callsTotal pot: $6.25 (12.5 BB) | Rake: $0.30Results:Hero had A , A , Q , 4 (Hi: two pair, Aces and Jacks).MP1 had Q , 10 , 9 , K (Hi: two pair, Kings and Jacks).Outcome: Hero won $5.95

people bet these type of flops with str8 draws constantly. I prob would've raised the flop

[antistuff]

this guy was making fun of the guy who folded the turn here. he called him the worst player on the internet. i told him that this hand makes him the worst player on the internet and that this was the gayest straight ever. i then felt very clever.gayest straight ever. just had to share. carry on. thank you for your attention. Full Tilt Poker Game #10296706720: Table Vista Sunrise - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha H/L - 6:11:33 ET - 2009/01/28Seat 1: antistuff ($65.05)Seat 2: newbee93 ($48.80)Seat 3: e1cnr ($51.60)Seat 4: Gomdori ($49.35), is sitting outSeat 5: squigee1971 ($6.05)Seat 6: Digitalpimp ($49.75)Seat 7: Tazzari ($43.65)Seat 8: japjap1966 ($34.15)Seat 9: SwayzDalton ($216.05)japjap1966 posts the small blind of $0.25Gomdori has returnedSwayzDalton posts the big blind of $0.50The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to antistuff [Ad Ks 3h 5d]antistuff calls $0.50newbee93 calls $0.50e1cnr foldssquigee1971 foldsDigitalpimp foldsTazzari foldsjapjap1966 foldsSwayzDalton raises to $2.25antistuff calls $1.75newbee93 calls $1.75*** FLOP *** [4s Qd 8h]SwayzDalton checksantistuff checksnewbee93 checks*** TURN *** [4s Qd 8h] [5s]SwayzDalton checksantistuff bets $5newbee93 calls $5SwayzDalton folds*** RIVER *** [4s Qd 8h 5s] [8d]antistuff checksnewbee93 bets $17antistuff calls $17*** SHOW DOWN ***newbee93 shows [2c 3s 7h 6c] a straight, Eight high, for high and 8,5,4,3,2, for lowantistuff shows [Ad Ks 3h 5d] two pair, Eights and Fives, for high and 8,5,4,3,A, for lownewbee93 wins the high pot ($24.25) with a straight, Eight highantistuff wins the low pot ($24.20) with 8,5,4,3,A*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $51 | Rake $2.55Board: [4s Qd 8h 5s 8d]Seat 1: antistuff showed [Ad Ks 3h 5d] and won ($24.20) with HI: two pair, Eights and Fives; LO: 8,5,4,3,ASeat 2: newbee93 showed [2c 3s 7h 6c] and won ($24.25) with HI: a straight, Eight high; LO: 8,5,4,3,2Seat 3: e1cnr didn't bet (folded)Seat 4: Gomdori is sitting outSeat 5: squigee1971 didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: Digitalpimp didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: Tazzari (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: japjap1966 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 9: SwayzDalton (big blind) folded on the Turn

[rvrchsrhtr]

antistuff, on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009, 6:16 AM, said:

i told him that this hand makes him the worst player on the internet and that this was the gayest straight ever. i then felt very clever.

ROFL!

[rvrchsrhtr]

I just thought this was funnyPokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is CO with A , 3 , 8 , Q :club:UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero calls, 2 folds, BB checksFlop: (6.4 SB) A , 8 , Q (6 players)BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 callsTurn: (5.7 BB) 3 (5 players)BB bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, Hero calls, BB 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero callsRiver: (18.7 BB) 8 (4 players)BB bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 raises, Hero calls, BB 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero callsTotal pot: $15.35 (30.7 BB) | Rake: $0.40Results in white below: BB had 9 , 4 , 2 , 10 (Hi: one pair, eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).UTG+1 had 4 , 2 , Q , 9 (Hi: two pair, Queens and eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).MP2 had 2 , J , 6 , 4 (Hi: one pair, eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).Hero had A , 3 , 8 , Q (Hi: full house, eights over Aces).Outcome: BB won $2.50, UTG+1 won $2.50, MP2 won $2.45, Hero won $7.50

[rvrchsrhtr]

just thought this was grossPokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is MP with 2 , 10 , A , 5 1 fold, Hero calls, CO raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO callsFlop: (9.5 SB) 4 , 8 , 3 (3 players)BB checks, Hero checks, CO bets, BB calls, Hero raises, CO calls, BB callsTurn: (7.75 BB) 6 (3 players)BB checks, Hero bets, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero callsRiver: (11.75 BB) 5 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets, Hero callsTotal pot: $27.50 (13.75 BB) | Rake: $1Results in white below: Hero had 2 , 10 , A , 5 (Hi: straight, six high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).CO had 7 , A , 6 , 2 (Hi: straight, eight high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).Outcome: Hero won $6.75, CO won $19.75

[Cappy37]

rvrchsrhtr, on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009, 10:54 AM, said:

I just thought this was funnyTotal pot: $15.35 (30.7 BB) | Rake: $0.40Results in white below: BB had 9 , 4 , 2 , 10 (Hi: one pair, eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).UTG+1 had 4 , 2 , Q , 9 (Hi: two pair, Queens and eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).MP2 had 2 , J , 6 , 4 (Hi: one pair, eights, Lo: [ 8, 4, 3, 2, A ]).Hero had A , 3 , 8 , Q (Hi: full house, eights over Aces).Outcome: BB won $2.50, UTG+1 won $2.50, MP2 won $2.45, Hero won $7.50

It was, lol.

rvrchsrhtr, on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009, 10:57 AM, said:

just thought this was grossResults in white below: Hero had 2 , 10 , A , 5 (Hi: straight, six high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).CO had 7 , A , 6 , 2 (Hi: straight, eight high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).Outcome: Hero won $6.75, CO won $19.75

It was, sigh.. nothing more tilting than going from 3/4 to 1/4 on a miracle.

[rvrchsrhtr]

I am sik with it part one...the lo limit pwnagePokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is CO with A , 6 , A , J 4 folds, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, MP3 caps, Hero calls, SB calls, BB callsFlop: (16 SB) 9 , 6 , 10 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP3 checks, Hero checksTurn: (8 BB) 9 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, MP3 bets, Hero raises, SB calls, 2 foldsRiver: (13 BB) 2 (2 players)SB checks, Hero checksTotal pot: $6.50 (13 BB) | Rake: $0.30Results in white below: SB had K , 7 , 4 , A (Hi: one pair, nines)...............WTF?Hero had A , 6 , A , J (Hi: two pair, Aces and nines).Outcome: Hero won $6.20

[rvrchsrhtr]

I am sik wit it part deux...Hey look mom tilting pays off!PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is BB with 10 , Q , 5 , 2 :club:UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checksFlop: (6 SB) A , J , 4 (6 players)SB bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP calls, CO raises, 1 fold, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP calls, CO callsTurn: (10.5 BB) 3 (5 players)SB bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, MP raises, CO calls, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP caps, CO calls, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG callsRiver: (30.5 BB) Q (5 players)SB checks, Hero bets, 1 fold, MP raises, CO calls, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, MP calls, CO calls, SB callsTotal pot: $78 (39 BB) | Rake: $1Results in white below: SB mucked J , 6 , A , 2 (Hi: two pair, Aces and Jacks, Lo: [ 6, 4, 3, 2, A ]).Hero had 10 , Q , 5 , 2 (Hi: straight, five high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).MP had 2 , A , 5 , 10 (Hi: straight, five high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).CO mucked 6 , 4 , 7 , 4 (Hi: three of a kind, fours, Lo: [ 7, 6, 4, 3, A ]).Outcome: Hero won $38.50

[Cappy37]

How to brick a brazillion outs, twice: PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q , A , J , J :spade:UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises, MP1 calls, 3 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG (poster) callsFlop: (12 SB) 10 , 7 , 9 (6 players)SB checks, BB bets, 1 fold, Hero raises, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB callsTurn: (11 BB) A (5 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB callsRiver: (15 BB) 6 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, Button checksTotal pot: $7.50 (15 BB) | Rake: $0.35Results:Button mucked Q , Q , 8 , 3 (Hi: one pair, Queens, Lo: [ 8, 7, 6, 3, A ]).SB had 10 , 3 , 7 , A (Hi: two pair, Aces and tens).BB had 9 , 8 , 2 , 6 (Hi: straight, ten high, Lo: [ 8, 7, 6, 2, A ]).Hero had Q , A , J , J (Hi: one pair, Aces).Outcome: BB won $7.15

[Cappy37]

PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is Button with 9 , 9 , A , 3 :heart:UTG (poster) checks, MP calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, 1 fold, BB checksFlop: (9 SB) J , 3 , 9 (4 players)BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets, Hero raises, BB calls, 1 fold, MP callsTurn: (10.5 BB) 5 (3 players)BB checks, MP bets, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP callsRiver: (18.5 BB) 5 (2 players)MP checks, Hero bets, MP callsTotal pot: $11.25 (22.5 BB) | Rake: $0.50Results:Hero had 9 , 9 , A , 3 (Hi: full house, nines over fives).MP mucked 10 , 6 , A , J (Hi: two pair, Jacks and fives).Outcome: Hero won $10.75

[rvrchsrhtr]

Cappy37, on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009, 7:10 PM, said:

How to brick a brazillion outs, twice: PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is UTG+1 with Q , A , J , J UTG (poster) checks, Hero raises, MP1 calls, 3 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG (poster) callsFlop: (12 SB) 10 , 7 , 9 (6 players)SB checks, BB bets, 1 fold, Hero raises, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB callsTurn: (11 BB) A (5 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, BB callsRiver: (15 BB) 6 (4 players)SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, Button checksTotal pot: $7.50 (15 BB) | Rake: $0.35Results:Button mucked Q , Q , 8 , 3 (Hi: one pair, Queens, Lo: [ 8, 7, 6, 3, A ]).SB had 10 , 3 , 7 , A (Hi: two pair, Aces and tens).BB had 9 , 8 , 2 , 6 (Hi: straight, ten high, Lo: [ 8, 7, 6, 2, A ]).Hero had Q , A , J , J (Hi: one pair, Aces).Outcome: BB won $7.15

yeah, this sux but is par for the course in this game quit often it seems....sigh

[rvrchsrhtr]

look I get hands just like Cappy PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $0.50 BB (10 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is Button with 7 , A , 6 , 2 :diamond:UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 3 folds, Hero calls, SB calls, BB checksFlop: (7 SB) 5 , 4 , 7 (7 players)SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 callsTurn: (7.5 BB) A (4 players)UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 callsRiver: (11.5 BB) 8 (4 players)UTG checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 callsTotal pot: $7.75 (15.5 BB) | Rake: $0.35Results in white below: Hero had 7 , A , 6 , 2 (Hi: straight, eight high, Lo: [ 6, 5, 4, 2, A ]).UTG mucked 3 , 8 , 4 , 4 (Hi: three of a kind, fours, Lo: [ 7, 5, 4, 3, A ]).UTG+2 had 2 , 9 , 9 , 3 (Hi: straight, five high, Lo: [ 5, 4, 3, 2, A ]).MP1 had A , 5 , 2 , 2 (Hi: flush, Ace high, Lo: [ 7, 5, 4, 2, A ]).Outcome: UTG+2 won $3.70, MP1 won $3.70

[Cappy37]

^^^^yeah, but you caught good enough to waste another dollar on the river.

[rvrchsrhtr]

Cappy37, on Saturday, January 31st, 2009, 3:31 AM, said:

^^^^yeah, but you caught good enough to waste another dollar on the river.

LOL...I've been running horrible as of late multiple big hands getting stuffed up my arse as of latesuch as......PokerStars Limit Omaha Hi/Lo, $2.00 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.comPreflop: Hero is UTG with 4 , 2 , A , 3 Hero raises, 4 folds, BB callsFlop: (4.5 SB) 4 , 8 , J (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets, BB callsTurn: (3.25 BB) Q (2 players)BB checks, Hero bets, BB callsRiver: (5.25 BB) Q (2 players)BB checks, Hero checksTotal pot: $10.50 (5.25 BB) | Rake: $0.50Results in white below: BB had K , 4 , K , 4 (Hi: full house, fours over Queens).Hero mucked 4 , 2 , A , 3 (Hi: two pair, Queens and fours).Outcome: BB won $10