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[s_dogg]

So...let's hear em. Favorite Quotes or Speeches. Here's the rule though, if you post a speech, you have to post it word for word, or close to it. You can't just say, "Joe Pesci speech from Casino". (it is a good one though) Here's one:Brad Pitt from Troy"He's the biggest man I've ever seen, I wouldn't want to fight him""That's why no one will remember your name."

[RonBurgundy]

ummm...lots. mostly from fight club, caddyshack, big lebowski. probly more. ill seriously post a shitload in here later. gotta finish a paper.

[Vade]

Among others is this gem from Spaceballs :)Roland: One.Dark Helmet: One.Colonel Sandurz: One.Roland: Two.Dark Helmet: Two.Colonel Sandurz: Two.Roland: Three.Dark Helmet: Three.Colonel Sandurz: Three.Roland: Four.Dark Helmet: Four.Colonel Sandurz: Four.Roland: Five.Dark Helmet: Five.Colonel Sandurz: Five.Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

[Swift_Psycho]

This isn't a comedic one or anything, but this line serves as a constant reminder to me as to simply the way of life:Imaginary red-head dude to John Nash in A Beautiful Mind, "Well nothing is ever for sure John, that's the only one sure thing I do know."Don't hold me word for word to that quote, I haven't seen the movie in a while, but the quote was something close to that.

[Shakey90]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.....read it on a bumper sticker

[pockets]

From Clerks."My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!""In a row?""You hate people.""But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.Kid: Happy Scrappy...Mom: She loves it.Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

[allinbluff35]

look at my signature

[RonBurgundy]

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Narrator: [being embraced by Bob at the group therapy session for Testicular Cancer] Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.Tyler Durden: Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. those r good ones all from fight club

[HtotheNootch]

Billy Bats said:

Now go home and get your ****ing shine box!

[RonBurgundy]

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the **** is this? The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.Jackie Treehorn: Another drink, dude?The Dude: Does the Pope shit in the woods?just go watch the movie, the entire thing is basically one big memorable quote

[allinbluff35]

RonBurgundy said:

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Narrator: [being embraced by Bob at the group therapy session for Testicular Cancer] Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.Tyler Durden: Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions. those r good ones all from fight club

and the one in my sig even thought it's not the whole quote

[MDXS]

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just go watch the movie, the entire thing is basically one big memorable quote

Agreed. And same with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, though some of the quotes are hard to hear."Dogs ****ed the pope? No fault of mine."

[superchuck]

"none shall pass"that one quote made me think about the whole movie which in turn made me laugh or about 5 minutes.

[renaedawn]

All good choices guys.From Clerks:Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good? Randal Graves: I don't watch movies. Indecisive Video Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them? Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs. From Fight Club:Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you? Narrator: What? Tyler Durden: Being clever. Narrator: Great. Tyler Durden: Keep it up then. and:Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful. Fear & Loathing is full of classics (like all of Thompson's work):Raoul Duke: You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

[renaedawn]

Another favorite from Fear & Loathing:Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

[fryer98]

"Big gulps, huh? Alright!! Welp, see ya later."best.quote.ever.And don't try and disagree with me!!

[BuzzWorthy]

Hamilton Porter, The Sandlot:'You're killing me, Smalls!"And, continuing the SpaceBalls thread:"Funny, she doesn't look Druish..."

[fryer98]

BuzzWorthy said:

And, continuing the SpaceBalls thread:"Funny, she doesn't look Druish..."

I bet she gives GREAT helmet!

[RonBurgundy]

haha dirty work, a classic.