FARGOpokerND 22 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Toe was tellin me about a player complaining about rigged online poker...so I decided to have fun and try and mess with him...It was spread out over many hands...so I am deleting the hand history for an easier read.ADDILAC299 (Observer): Hello players. This is Adam from Team Full Tilt.ADDILAC299 (Observer): We recieved an email from a player at your table who was complaining about the supposed "rigging" of this site?ADDILAC299 (Observer): We here at Full Tilt take accusations like that VERY seriously.ADDILAC299 (Observer): With what has happened in the past at other lesser sites such as Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet, talking about "rigged" poker is a sore subject around here.ADDILAC299 (Observer): We usually have a policy calling for a manditory one week ban for such comments.ADDILAC299 (Observer): But in this case I will choose to be LENIANT to you "Kissmeyou fool"ADDILAC299 (Observer): Instead I will heed you with a bit of information.ADDILAC299 (Observer): We here at Full Tilt can 100% assure you that the cards are generated by a Random Number Generator (RNG) and is INDEED NOT rigged.ADDILAC299 (Observer): If you have any futher questions, feel free to ask now or email our HARD WORKING support team!ADDILAC299 (Observer): I will stick around for a minute further if anyone has any questions!Kissmeyou fool: explain one thing.. Review all my bad beats.. then see why i say itADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok. Hold on just one second!Kissmeyou fool: and another thing why are you under a name and not managerADDILAC299 (Observer): I am new on the job here. It takes two days to get a name into the manager status. I apologize for the non-validity of my account.Kissmeyou fool: review all of them .......ADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok.Kissmeyou fool: cause there's alot ADDILAC299 (Observer): I have run the last 2,000 hands you played through our expectation hand analyzer.Kissmeyou fool: please do ADDILAC299 (Observer): I see a few bad beats, but nothing that falls out of our regulated numbers.Kissmeyou fool: alot of runner runners Kissmeyou fool: ya whatever... you are not looking hard enough .. is that your job to , to say that ADDILAC299 (Observer): What you are experiencing is known as "variance". If you do not properly know what variance is, wikipedia has a GREAT article I HIGHLY recommend reading!!!ADDILAC299 (Observer): I do see you put on a bad beat of your own just a few hands ago!!Kissmeyou fool: who caresADDILAC299 (Observer): 44 better than AQ better than KK!Kissmeyou fool: there's a hell of alot more against me i'll tell.. Ya point out one for me eh ADDILAC299 (Observer): Perhaps your luck is turning around?Kissmeyou fool: lolKissmeyou fool: just keep looking ADDILAC299 (Observer): I am truly sorry that you feel that this site is rigged.ADDILAC299 (Observer): It is not our intentions at all.Kissmeyou fool: i guess gus hansen wouldn't say what i do ADDILAC299 (Observer): We aim to provide the best accomidations possible to our playersADDILAC299 (Observer): Is there anything we here at Full Tilt can do to make up for it?Kissmeyou fool: lolADDILAC299 (Observer): If you like we can give you $20 in Bonus Money for you to clear.Kissmeyou fool: sorry i ain't playing cash tables anymore anyway ADDILAC299 (Observer): My manager is telling me now that we can refund your buy-in immediatly after this tourney if you would like.Kissmeyou fool: nope sorry ADDILAC299 (Observer): Your business is important to us here at Full TiltADDILAC299 (Observer): What can WE do for YOU?Kissmeyou fool: ahahaah hey addilac time for you to leave now Kissmeyou fool: and sorry i beat you, ahhhahhahhhADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok. If that is what you wish.ADDILAC299 (Observer): If you have any other further questions or complaints, feel free to email!ADDILAC299 (Observer): Have a nice day! Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 stupidest fkn conversation ever. post less Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 HI-freakin-LariousEdit: and a little pee came out Link to post Share on other sites
TJ_WinWood 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 its not that funny if he knew it was a joke, you didnt get away with anything? Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 its not that funny if he knew it was a joke, you didnt get away with anything?He didn't catch on. Adam never was in the tourney fyi. But good 2nd post. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 [ ] laughed[x] would laugh if i had sense of humor Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Nice hand Adam. Very well played. Link to post Share on other sites
ah2388 0 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Nice hand Adam. Very well played.ty-adam Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Why does it take 2 full days to get a special account name? Link to post Share on other sites
bigcoled 1 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 HAHAHAHA.... Would have been funny when he sent a pissed off email about not getting his buy in back... Less funny when they find out its you and ban you Link to post Share on other sites
gfdsa146 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 wow, i thought that addilac was an actual guy from support! I didnt know that it was you until i looked at your sig. Good shit. Link to post Share on other sites
FARGOpokerND 22 Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 HAHAHAHA.... Would have been funny when he sent a pissed off email about not getting his buy in back... Less funny when they find out its you and ban you Good thing I really don't play there anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 LOL I think he caught on to it at the end Link to post Share on other sites
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