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[FARGOpokerND]

Toe was tellin me about a player complaining about rigged online poker...so I decided to have fun and try and mess with him...

It was spread out over many hands...so I am deleting the hand history for an easier read.



ADDILAC299 (Observer): Hello players. This is
Adam from Team Full Tilt.


ADDILAC299 (Observer): We recieved an email
from a player at your table who was complaining
about the supposed "rigging" of this site?


ADDILAC299 (Observer): We here at Full Tilt take
accusations like that VERY seriously.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): With what has happened
in the past at other lesser sites such as Absolute
Poker and Ultimate Bet, talking about "rigged"
poker is a sore subject around here.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): We usually have a policy
calling for a manditory one week ban for such
comments.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): But in this case I will
choose to be LENIANT to you "Kissmeyou fool"

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Instead I will heed you
with a bit of information.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): We here at Full Tilt can
100% assure you that the cards are generated by a
Random Number Generator (RNG) and is INDEED
NOT rigged.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): If you have any futher
questions, feel free to ask now or email our HARD
WORKING support team!

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I will stick around for a
minute further if anyone has any questions!

Kissmeyou fool: explain one thing.. Review all my
bad beats.. then see why i say it

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok. Hold on just one
second!

Kissmeyou fool: and another thing why are you
under a name and not manager

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I am new on the job here.
It takes two days to get a name into the manager
status. I apologize for the non-validity of my
account.

Kissmeyou fool: review all of them .......

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok.

Kissmeyou fool: cause there's alot

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I have run the last 2,000
hands you played through our expectation hand
analyzer.

Kissmeyou fool: please do

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I see a few bad beats,
but nothing that falls out of our regulated numbers.

Kissmeyou fool: alot of runner runners

Kissmeyou fool: ya whatever... you are not looking
hard enough .. is that your job to , to say that

ADDILAC299 (Observer): What you are
experiencing is known as "variance". If you do not
properly know what variance is, wikipedia has a
GREAT article I HIGHLY recommend reading!!!

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I do see you put on a bad
beat of your own just a few hands ago!!

Kissmeyou fool: who cares

ADDILAC299 (Observer): 44 better than AQ better
than KK!

Kissmeyou fool: there's a hell of alot more against
me i'll tell.. Ya point out one for me eh

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Perhaps your luck is
turning around?

Kissmeyou fool: lol

Kissmeyou fool: just keep looking

ADDILAC299 (Observer): I am truly sorry that you
feel that this site is rigged.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): It is not our intentions at
all.

Kissmeyou fool: i guess gus hansen wouldn't say
what i do

ADDILAC299 (Observer): We aim to provide the
best accomidations possible to our players

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Is there anything we here
at Full Tilt can do to make up for it?

Kissmeyou fool: lol

ADDILAC299 (Observer): If you like we can give
you $20 in Bonus Money for you to clear.
Kissmeyou fool: sorry i ain't playing cash tables
anymore anyway

ADDILAC299 (Observer): My manager is telling me
now that we can refund your buy-in immediatly after
this tourney if you would like.

Kissmeyou fool: nope sorry

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Your business is
important to us here at Full Tilt

ADDILAC299 (Observer): What can WE do for
YOU?

Kissmeyou fool: ahahaah hey addilac time for you
to leave now

Kissmeyou fool: and sorry i beat you, ahhhahhahhh

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Ok. If that is what you
wish.

ADDILAC299 (Observer): If you have any other
further questions or complaints, feel free to email!

ADDILAC299 (Observer): Have a nice day!

[Tehtoe]

stupidest fkn conversation ever. post less

[MyPlayIsRAB]

[Sportsmack]

HI-freakin-Larious

Edit: and a little pee came out

[Sheiky]

[TJ_WinWood]

its not that funny if he knew it was a joke, you didnt get away with anything?

[Tehtoe]

its not that funny if he knew it was a joke, you didnt get away with anything?

He didn't catch on. Adam never was in the tourney fyi. But good 2nd post.

[ah2388]

[ ] laughed
[x] would laugh if i had sense of humor

[whatgreatis]

Nice hand Adam. Very well played.

[ah2388]

Nice hand Adam. Very well played.

ty

-adam

[Balloon guy]

Why does it take 2 full days to get a special account name?

[bigcoled]

HAHAHAHA.... Would have been funny when he sent a pissed off email about not getting his buy in back...

Less funny when they find out its you and ban you

[gfdsa146]

wow, i thought that addilac was an actual guy from support! I didnt know that it was you until i looked at your sig. Good shit.

[FARGOpokerND]

HAHAHAHA.... Would have been funny when he sent a pissed off email about not getting his buy in back...

Less funny when they find out its you and ban you

Good thing I really don't play there anyways.

[Steamed Rice]

LOL I think he caught on to it at the end