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#1 pokerstarben

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 09:56 AM

I was playing 1 cent 2 cent limit at ultimate bet andi got dealt k 8 suited off spades and its on me, i bet heraises and i reraise and then he calls, the flop comes 2 of spades 7 of hearts and a ace of clubs i got nothingbut a nice runner runner flush draw, just the way ilike it, so i bet he raises i reraise and he calls, then theturn comes a 5 of spades,i think to my self, yes 1 part ofthe runner runner flush draw compleated,the river comes3 of spades,i caught my flush just the way i new i would,i bethe raises and i call,he shows me me a ace of hearts and a 2 of diamonds,he says to me,two pair, and i respond to him king high flush.I knew i would hit my flush the whole time,because i am the greatest poker playerever.
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 10:27 AM

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 10:31 AM

Suited_Up said:

Nobody cares!
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 10:32 AM

Well there's 30 seconds of my life I'm never getting back....
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 10:59 AM

Actually, I think that scenario makes you the worst poker player of all time. Try chasing that runner, runner on the higher stakes tables and come back.P.S. Let me know when and where you'll be trying this 'cause I want to take advantage...er..watch a real poker player in action.

#6 mreevit

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:01 AM

lol. :D
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:01 AM

lol. good post. i think it is truly funny. everyone comes in here complaining about poeple like you, and you came right out bragging about beating someone in the lowest limit ever. rofl.
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#8 couts1616

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:10 AM

please them me you're joking with that post. :roll:
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:10 AM

Thats my favorite post of all time

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 02:17 PM

This is the second post from him like this, he's only doing it to get a rise out of us.. I say just ignore him b/c all he wants is attention

#11 Random Fluke

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 02:23 PM

Lighten up guys, it is pretty obviously a joke :D I chuckled.
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 02:33 PM

no crap its a joke. a good one too, because most of you got all up in arms about it. i say good one. i liked the comment from the guy about trying it at the high stakes table. rofl.
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#13 Slayre

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 02:40 PM

point?

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 05:58 PM

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#15 fluxer

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 06:03 PM

He would have won at any table, including the high stakes table. Good joke though, lol.

#16 2ndhandlow

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 06:53 PM

SopotBoy said:

Suited_Up said:

Nobody cares!
Diddo
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#17 jack24bauer24

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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:32 PM

I just wish he did at against Hellmuth on ultimate bet.Can you imagine the fireworks
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Posted 31 December 2004 - 11:40 PM

pokerstarben said:

I was playing 1 cent 2 cent limit at ultimate bet andi got dealt k 8 suited off spades and its on me, i bet heraises and i reraise and then he calls, the flop comes 2 of spades 7 of hearts and a ace of clubs i got nothingbut a nice runner runner flush draw, just the way ilike it, so i bet he raises i reraise and he calls, then theturn comes a 5 of spades,i think to my self, yes 1 part ofthe runner runner flush draw compleated,the river comes3 of spades,i caught my flush just the way i new i would,i bethe raises and i call,he shows me me a ace of hearts and a 2 of diamonds,he says to me,two pair, and i respond to him king high flush.I knew i would hit my flush the whole time,because i am the greatest poker playerever.
LOL

#19 rxq

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Posted 01 January 2005 - 01:07 AM

Yeah, well I was that guy with the two pair. How do you think I feel with such a bad beat from the greatest poker alive? How dare he play at the 2 cent table? I hate people who use their ESP to win. It should be banned like Raymer's glasses and tippng. I hate tipping online. It cuts so deeply into my profits.

#20 Duff_Man

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Posted 01 January 2005 - 09:13 AM

Pfft big deal. I was at the .05/.10 table on Stars and I raised pre-flop UTG and the entire table folded. Why you ask? Because they knew...they knew I had it.Duff+ 15 centsp.s. The above story is false, someone actually re-raised me and I folded like a scolded dog.
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