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[pitchgod]

So I played a $3 knockout tourney Friday night, taking 2/306 for $143. Unfortunately I could not get on FCP at that time so I got no rail call. Took down our home tourney Sat night for the second consecutive time for $120. I have now cashed 4 out of my last 5 tournies on Full Tilt. So, to give back I will give 2 stakes to the $5 + .50 at 6:05 Eastern Time. No post count limits or any of that stuff, just make me laugh or post a hot chick or something.

You keep 50% of profits, I get 50% of profits, but you must promise that if you cash you will pay the stake foreward to someone else.

Good Luck

Jack

[Sportsmack]

I had AJ on a flop of AJ3 and some goes all in on stone cold bluff with 104...so I insta-call and he gets runner runner 10 10. Made me cry, hope it makes you laugh

[finztotheleft]

Do I count as a hot chick ?



Trust me, if you could see me....that is f'n hilarious !




finztotheleft13 @FT

[Kaveros]

shoggun.

cam llewellyn (sydney)

I cant think of anything funny, but I will go deep

[ThePhoenix88]

thephoenix88 (vero beach) gg on the cash

[finztotheleft]

These chicks are HOT

[a desperado6]

chochbag91 on FT, I don't know how to post a pic but check out adriana lima.

[theinvestor]

Quit Your Job, Sell Your House, Take All Your Money and Go to Las Vegas

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He ignores the voice.

Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

Again, he ignores the voice.

Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice.

He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.

As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe."

He goes to The Horseshoe.

The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker entry."

He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP.

He goes to his assigned tournament table.

The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt Ace of spades and the Ace of diamonds.

The voice says, "Go all in."

He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.

The dealer lays down the flop which is 8h9h10h.

The voice says, "****."

And this last poker joke is a reason why none of us should listen to those little voices in our heads and instead listen to that feeling in our gut.

[ThePhoenix88]

Oh i forgot funny video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

[a desperado6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSdjsf8KeTo

just turn off the music she is hawt.

[TrueAce13]

I have seen this video sooo much, as many might have, but it is still one of the funniest things ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcN2QsErJI

TrueAce13 (Athens). I will play my best for my birthday

[pitchgod]

Shipped to Finztotheleft, who definitely counts as a hot chick
Cam llewellyn who is playing well lately, and
The Phoenix because he played for me before

good luck guys ( and gal )

Jack

[king_tanner]

King_Tanner (Soquel) if available

[Kaveros]

Shipped to Finztotheleft, who definitely counts as a hot chick
Cam llewellyn who is playing well lately, and
The Phoenix because he played for me before

good luck guys ( and gal )

Jack

ty sir. the one starting in 20 minutes? 5.50 nl?

[pitchgod]

Also shipped to
the investor for trying so hard, and
True Ace--- Happy Birthday

[MyPlayIsRAB]

my first hand back on FTP in almost a year

Full Tilt Poker Game #5674847520: Table Brazil (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 17:42:27 ET - 2008/03/17
Seat 1: Wulfespirit ($10)
Seat 2: imnew2poker ($5)
Seat 3: ReadytoDonk ($4)
Seat 4: 69munch ($1.40)
Seat 5: SpankyZie ($16.40)
Seat 6: the shed ej ($5.30)
SpankyZie posts the small blind of $0.05
the shed ej posts the big blind of $0.10
5 seconds left to act
imnew2poker posts $0.10
ReadytoDonk posts $0.10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to imnew2poker [Ks 6c 6h Td]
imnew2poker checks
ReadytoDonk checks
69munch folds
SpankyZie has 15 seconds left to act
SpankyZie folds
the shed ej checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc Jc As]
the shed ej bets $0.10
imnew2poker has 15 seconds left to act
imnew2poker raises to $0.65
ReadytoDonk folds
the shed ej has 15 seconds left to act
the shed ej raises to $2.30
imnew2poker raises to $4.90, and is all in
the shed ej calls $2.60
imnew2poker shows [Ks 6c 6h Td]
the shed ej shows [Kc 2c Ac 3c]
*** TURN *** [Qc Jc As] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Qc Jc As Th] [Tc]
imnew2poker shows a straight, Ace high
the shed ej shows a Royal Flush
the shed ej wins the pot ($9.15) with a Royal Flush
imnew2poker is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.15 | Rake $1
Board: [Qc Jc As Th Tc]
Seat 1: Wulfespirit is sitting out
Seat 2: imnew2poker showed [Ks 6c 6h Td] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: ReadytoDonk folded on the Flop
Seat 4: 69munch (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SpankyZie (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: the shed ej (big blind) showed [Kc 2c Ac 3c] and won ($9.15) with a Royal Flush

[mrpaddyx]

I have seen this video sooo much, as many might have, but it is still one of the funniest things ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcN2QsErJI

TrueAce13 (Athens). I will play my best for my birthday

Not seen that one before, that was brilliant.

[TrueAce13]

hey...didn't know you were shipping it to me. What tourny do you want me to play?

[pitchgod]

The 5+50 at 6:05 if you can make it

[Kaveros]

The 5+50 at 6:05 if you can make it

starting in 5 minutes right?