gkunit20 1 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.Dihydrogen monoxide: * is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. * contributes to the "greenhouse effect." * may cause severe burns. * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: * as an industrial solvent and coolant. * in nuclear power plants. * in the production of styrofoam. * as a fire retardant. * in many forms of cruel animal research. * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.Snopes Link: http://snopes.com/science/dhmo.asp Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 This joke came with the Internet. Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 And you flame me?Can we be even now?My scorecard shows that we should be even now for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Come on Avi, you're better than this. Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 i drink this stuff daily without any problems Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted March 16, 2008 Author Share Posted March 16, 2008 Come on Avi, you're better than this.I know. I wanted to see how many morons there were on the forum. Looks like it's just one...I'm putting the snopes link in the OP. A junior high kid actually pulled this off and won the science fair for it. Quite hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinnie_Terranova 5 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 And you flame me?burn. Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I know. I wanted to see how many morons there were on the forum. Looks like it's just one...I'm putting the snopes link in the OP. A junior high kid actually pulled this off and won the science fair for it. Quite hilarious.Jewish conspiracy imo Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! agreed, he's a troll Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 And you flame me?Can we be even now?My scorecard shows that we should be even now for sure.One thread? Are you out of your fucking mind? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 agreed, he's a trollIsn't he a mod though? Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 You're entering HollywoodAFD territory pretty quick. Not necessarily by quantity but certainly quality. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Dihydrogen Monoxide?I SHOWER IN THAT SHIT!!! Link to post Share on other sites
theinvestor 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Tastes good in coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Tastes good in coffee.you add DHMO to your coffee?im actually proud of myself remembering high school chemistry and getting this one right away Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 You're entering HollywoodAFD territory pretty quick. Not necessarily by quantity but certainly quality.Burned Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 BurnedPretty sad, if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I'm voting yes so I can join the minority right wing.They should ban the probiotics in that new yogurt !! It makes your Poo Poo black. That can't be good. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Water has no ****ing business being here, as far as I'm concerned. Link to post Share on other sites
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