rabbit_killer 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading! Link to post Share on other sites
NickTheKid 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Okay I burst out laughing twice during your post, oh my god that was classic. Link to post Share on other sites
NickTheKid 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You were obviously outplayed. Link to post Share on other sites
TejasPoker 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 lolI took down a 4way allin from the button, on the 3rd hand of a tourny the other day...57soot, flopped the boat! couldn't resist, had 2mins invested & that was a LOT of chips!I woulda folded w/paint, shoulda seen that chat light up lolI still busted out in 4th though Link to post Share on other sites
amarillotg 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 thats the funniest ****ING thing i've ever read! Link to post Share on other sites
jjdylan 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 dont tap the glass... Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A Â Â at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!i bet you wouldnt. Link to post Share on other sites
PMJackson21 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!I assume you are kidding regarding 'if it were a casino'...Don't you want idiots making moronic plays with trash against you? I do at least...Tell him 'nh', and hope he trys it again. If he sucks out again, tell him 'nh' again. People making plays like that is what can make this game profitable.Patrick Link to post Share on other sites
rabbit_killer 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A Â Â at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!i bet you wouldnt.Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well! Link to post Share on other sites
SeattlePoker 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 that type of thing happened to me once and the guy just typed "next case." God that pissed me off. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!I think you should quit poker before someone gets hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
bmcarter 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 ever heard of anger management? Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A Â Â at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!i bet you wouldnt.Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!I'd stop playing poker if i were you:1) Your gonna take some bad beats and you gotta be able to hand it2) The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. You're think your dead because theres 2 Q's on the board instead of the fact that theres 4 clubs on the board. Link to post Share on other sites
TejasPoker 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 better get me before I get to my car, or you'd be eatin' lead! :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
wisky_VI 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 amen. me and G Lock be having something to say 'bout that shit, or else Mr Beretta might just chime in ! Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Have you actually ever killed a rabbit? With your calm temper, I wouldn't think you would do sure a mean thing. Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 that type of thing happened to me once and the guy just typed "next case." Â God that censored me off.ha i might shit a brick Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 GOOSFRABA Link to post Share on other sites
cdddc75 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Have you actually ever killed a rabbit? Â With your calm temper, I wouldn't think you would do sure a mean thing.Only a true psychopath would kill a rabbit.(filling in since faketree is away) Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Have you actually ever killed a rabbit? Â With your calm temper, I wouldn't think you would do sure a mean thing.Only a true psychopath would kill a rabbit.(filling in since faketree is away)It was only once....with a BB gun...(nice work on the fill in) Link to post Share on other sites
cdddc75 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 It was only once....with a BB gun...You'll shoot your eye out! Link to post Share on other sites
Vanillathunder 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 That's why there are things called luck, percentages and probability... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 It was only once....with a BB gun...You'll shoot your eye out!Wooooooooooooooow weeeeeeeeeeeeee, a zeeeeeeeeeeeppelin!!! Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 That was funny shiat! Link to post Share on other sites
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