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[rabbit_killer]

So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!

[NickTheKid]

Okay I burst out laughing twice during your post, oh my god that was classic.

[NickTheKid]

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yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!

[Swift_Psycho]

You were obviously outplayed.

[TejasPoker]

lolI took down a 4way allin from the button, on the 3rd hand of a tourny the other day...57soot, flopped the boat! couldn't resist, had 2mins invested & that was a LOT of chips!I woulda folded w/paint, shoulda seen that chat light up lolI still busted out in 4th though

[amarillotg]

thats the funniest ****ING thing i've ever read!

[jjdylan]

dont tap the glass...

[justblaze]

rabbit_killer said:

So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A    at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!

i bet you wouldnt.

[PMJackson21]

rabbit_killer said:

God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!

I assume you are kidding regarding 'if it were a casino'...Don't you want idiots making moronic plays with trash against you? I do at least...Tell him 'nh', and hope he trys it again. If he sucks out again, tell him 'nh' again. People making plays like that is what can make this game profitable.Patrick

[rabbit_killer]

justblaze said:

rabbit_killer said:

So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A    at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!

i bet you wouldnt.

Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!

[SeattlePoker]

that type of thing happened to me once and the guy just typed "next case." God that pissed me off.

[Swift_Psycho]

rabbit_killer said:

Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!

I think you should quit poker before someone gets hurt.

[bmcarter]

ever heard of anger management?

[looshle]

rabbit_killer said:

justblaze said:

rabbit_killer said:

So I was playing the $.5/$1 NLH at Pokerstars. I got dealt this A A    at the cutoff position. There were two limpers and I raised it to $5. Both blinds folded, one limper folded and the other limper reraised me to $20! yeah great I pushed all-in and that cocksucker called!The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. But he turned over his 5 7 . And that shit-eating asshole typed something like "57os is my favorite hand, it can make 2 pairs, straight, or 2 flushes...". And that mother fucker just left after he typed those bullshit!God damn it, if it were in a casino, I would beat the fuck out of him, drag him to the restroom and feed him with shit!Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !!!Sorry for all those bad languages! But I need to get this bullshit out of me!Ah, I felt much better now! Thank you for reading!

i bet you wouldnt.

Yeah, your right! I was so fucking angry that I now look like a fucking idiot!Anyway, I would probably follow that asshole to the parking lot, beat the shit out of him, and take all his money. Hmm, probably wreck his fucking car as well!

I'd stop playing poker if i were you:1) Your gonna take some bad beats and you gotta be able to hand it2) The final board was something like QQKXX with 4 clubs. I thought I was dead because he could easily had a AQ or KK or even QK to call my allin. You're think your dead because theres 2 Q's on the board instead of the fact that theres 4 clubs on the board.

[TejasPoker]

better get me before I get to my car, or you'd be eatin' lead! :twisted:

[wisky_VI]

amen. me and G Lock be having something to say 'bout that shit, or else Mr Beretta might just chime in !

[fryer98]

Have you actually ever killed a rabbit? With your calm temper, I wouldn't think you would do sure a mean thing.

[....Ian....]

SeattlePoker said:

that type of thing happened to me once and the guy just typed "next case."  God that censored me off.

ha i might shit a brick

[Balloon guy]

GOOSFRABA

[cdddc75]

fryer98 said:

Have you actually ever killed a rabbit?  With your calm temper, I wouldn't think you would do sure a mean thing.

Only a true psychopath would kill a rabbit.(filling in since faketree is away)