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Started by The Feelings Jar, Mar 13 2008 09:17 PM

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#1 The Feelings Jar

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:17 PM

Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.

So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.


Yours faithfully,
The Feelings Jar.


By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well.
How do you feel?

#2 SuitedAces21

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:19 PM

Hold on, I'll log into that account.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:22 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, March 13th, 2008, 9:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hold on, I'll log into that account.



Okay, I can wait.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:26 PM

God. He's not even on right now. My timing is way off.
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#5 SuitedAces21

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:27 PM

QUOTE (The Feelings Jar @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 1:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, I can wait.


When I was leaving the Dentist yesterday, I saw a very attractive young woman. I would guess her age to be 19 or 20. No more. She drove a Chevy Cobalt, but I wont hold that against her. Anyways, I was walking behind her some ways, maybe 25 yards. I said, aloud to myself.

"Hey baby, nice ass. We had appointments in the same office building on the same day, that means you owe me a quick blowjob. 'Yeah, Austin, Im sure she loves guys who talk to themselves and wear brown belts with black shirts.' You know I lost my black belt. 'Shut the fuck up.'"


When I walked by her car I stuck my tongue out as I looked in her direction. Im not sure if she saw it, or why I did it. But what are you gonna do?

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:32 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 1:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
When I was leaving the Dentist yesterday, I saw a very attractive young woman. I would guess her age to be 19 or 20. No more. She drove a Chevy Cobalt, but I wont hold that against her. Anyways, I was walking behind her some ways, maybe 25 yards. I said, aloud to myself.

"Hey baby, nice ass. We had appointments in the same office building on the same day, that means you owe me a quick blowjob. 'Yeah, Austin, Im sure she loves guys who talk to themselves and wear brown belts with black shirts.' You know I lost my black belt. 'Shut the fuck up.'"
When I walked by her car I stuck my tongue out as I looked in her direction. Im not sure if she saw it, or why I did it. But what are you gonna do?

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#7 The Feelings Jar

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:37 PM

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Thursday, March 13th, 2008, 9:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But what are you gonna do?



I'm probably going to lift some weights tonight, shave and then go to bed.


Next time when you're wearing that black shirt and have a choice between no belt and a brown belt, go with an extension cord (black). You'll be glad you did.
How do you feel?

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:44 PM

QUOTE (The Feelings Jar @ Thursday, March 13th, 2008, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm probably going to lift some weights tonight, shave and then go to bed.
Next time when you're wearing that black shirt and have a choice between no belt and a brown belt, go with an extension cord (black). You'll be glad you did.


I was thinking Orange extension cord, so he will fit in with the other construction workers eating their subways and yelling at women..

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (chaosnhavoc @ Thursday, March 13th, 2008, 9:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish Subway was open.


Me too.


I agree with everything the OP has touched on.

Suited, brown belt? Come'on man, you're better than that.
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:34 AM

QUOTE (The Feelings Jar @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 12:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.

So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.
Yours faithfully,
The Feelings Jar.
By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:59 AM

is it bad that i dont know whats wrong with wearing a brown belt with a black shirt? oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:08 AM

QUOTE (Kaveros @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 5:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
is it bad that i dont know whats wrong with wearing a brown belt with a black shirt? oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.

That's who I'm expecting it to be.

But still...

And if you don't know, that means you're not gay.

So breathe a sigh of relief.

Unless you are gay, in which case, YSABGASSCKY.

No, that doesn't mean, You Suck Arse Balloon Guy And Should Seriously Consider Killing Yourself.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:15 AM

if the person is going to out themselves, i think it'll be cappy.
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:28 AM

QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 1:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I thought you were the feeling jar...

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#15 SuitedAces21

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 06:14 AM

QUOTE (Kaveros @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 6:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.


Nope.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 06:17 AM

QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 3:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And if you don't know, that means you're not gay.

So breathe a sigh of relief.


That makes the feelings jar gay right? Its not like we didnt know already though, he's kind
of into feelings if you didnt notice.

QUOTE (SuitedAces21 @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 6:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nope.


you queered my action man, someone may have taken that bet

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 06:26 AM

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Now you did it.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:27 AM

QUOTE (Kaveros @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 10:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you queered my action man


I have never heard that before.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:35 AM

QUOTE (qyayqi @ Friday, March 14th, 2008, 7:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if the person is going to out themselves, i think it'll be cappy.



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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:36 AM

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I have never heard that before.


How queer.
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