The Feelings Jar 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.Yours faithfully,The Feelings Jar.By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Hold on, I'll log into that account. Link to post Share on other sites
The Feelings Jar 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Hold on, I'll log into that account.Okay, I can wait. Link to post Share on other sites
The Feelings Jar 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 God. He's not even on right now. My timing is way off. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Okay, I can wait.When I was leaving the Dentist yesterday, I saw a very attractive young woman. I would guess her age to be 19 or 20. No more. She drove a Chevy Cobalt, but I wont hold that against her. Anyways, I was walking behind her some ways, maybe 25 yards. I said, aloud to myself."Hey baby, nice ass. We had appointments in the same office building on the same day, that means you owe me a quick blowjob. 'Yeah, Austin, Im sure she loves guys who talk to themselves and wear brown belts with black shirts.' You know I lost my black belt. 'Shut the fuck up.'"When I walked by her car I stuck my tongue out as I looked in her direction. Im not sure if she saw it, or why I did it. But what are you gonna do? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 When I was leaving the Dentist yesterday, I saw a very attractive young woman. I would guess her age to be 19 or 20. No more. She drove a Chevy Cobalt, but I wont hold that against her. Anyways, I was walking behind her some ways, maybe 25 yards. I said, aloud to myself."Hey baby, nice ass. We had appointments in the same office building on the same day, that means you owe me a quick blowjob. 'Yeah, Austin, Im sure she loves guys who talk to themselves and wear brown belts with black shirts.' You know I lost my black belt. 'Shut the fuck up.'"When I walked by her car I stuck my tongue out as I looked in her direction. Im not sure if she saw it, or why I did it. But what are you gonna do?youcompleteme Link to post Share on other sites
The Feelings Jar 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 But what are you gonna do?I'm probably going to lift some weights tonight, shave and then go to bed.Next time when you're wearing that black shirt and have a choice between no belt and a brown belt, go with an extension cord (black). You'll be glad you did. Link to post Share on other sites
chaosnhavoc 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I'm probably going to lift some weights tonight, shave and then go to bed.Next time when you're wearing that black shirt and have a choice between no belt and a brown belt, go with an extension cord (black). You'll be glad you did.I was thinking Orange extension cord, so he will fit in with the other construction workers eating their subways and yelling at women..Dam I wish I was sober, Dam I wish Subway was open. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I wish Subway was open.Me too.I agree with everything the OP has touched on.Suited, brown belt? Come'on man, you're better than that. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.Yours faithfully,The Feelings Jar.By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 is it bad that i dont know whats wrong with wearing a brown belt with a black shirt? oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 is it bad that i dont know whats wrong with wearing a brown belt with a black shirt? oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.That's who I'm expecting it to be.But still...And if you don't know, that means you're not gay.So breathe a sigh of relief.Unless you are gay, in which case, YSABGASSCKY.No, that doesn't mean, You Suck Arse Balloon Guy And Should Seriously Consider Killing Yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 12 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 if the person is going to out themselves, i think it'll be cappy. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I thought you were the feeling jar... Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 oh and $10 austin is the feelings jar.Nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 And if you don't know, that means you're not gay.So breathe a sigh of relief.That makes the feelings jar gay right? Its not like we didnt know already though, he's kindof into feelings if you didnt notice. Nope.you queered my action man, someone may have taken that bet Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)2 Members: HollywoodAFD, CanuckickstanNow you did it.edit:doh Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 you queered my action manI have never heard that before. Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 if the person is going to out themselves, i think it'll be cappy.I can tell you this: it's not me. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I have never heard that before.How queer. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I can tell you this: it's not me.Yes it is, queerbag.How queer.Quite. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Well, it appears that you're being a douche bag. Unfortunately for you, not many people like douche bags.So if you could just go ahead and stop posting, that would be great.Yours faithfully,The Feelings Jar.By the way, if you could just tell me how you're feeling that'd be great as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I recall bowling with my friends a long while back. We were drinking and betting and playing poorly with moments of great. The ball would get heavier as the night went on, on account of the alcohol. Arm would get numb though so it all evened out. There was a kid somehow got his arm jammed in the ball washing machine. Must have been 5 or 6. He weren't screaming or nothing but his face was flush and eyes were wet. He had paint smeared cross his face like he was on the war path or some such Indian thing. Figured he was strayed from a party somewhere. Well this boy's arm was fixed in such a way that the distance from his shoulder to where his hand appeared seemed too great. Like somewhere in that machine he hit a wormhole or some other mysteriousness and his arm spit in two. The last half phasing a short distance through space. It was still attached 'cause his little digits was wagging in a normal way. Before I could act, if I were going to act at all, an older gentleman caught site of the ordeal. Man looked like he lived in the joint in the smoke and the smell of nachos and beer. Like maybe he had a cot behind the pins of one of the more level lanes. Weathered face and carpel brace and plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled fashionably. Fashionably in the 50's at least. From where he stood at least three lanes and two tables from the boy he started toward. He walked folded in half. Bent at the waist like the lower he got the more sense the whole thing would make. He craned his neck out some. Made him look like an ostrich and I wanted to kick him for that. Didn't though. Couldn't tell you why. About this time is when I realized I'd been masturbating myself the past 45 minutes right there in public. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 About this time is when I realized that I'd been masturbating myself for the past 45 minutes right there in public.I was momentarily proud of myself for knowing that the story was headed in this direction, but then I remembered that all your stories end this way. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I was momentarily proud of myself for knowing that the story was headed in this direction, but then I remembered that all your stories end this way.I had taken out the prepositions in that sentence before you'd finished quoting me.Your soothsaying skill missed THAT, Cleo!( just wanted to use an exclamation point randomly) Link to post Share on other sites
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