Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 "cause of the Beast. They say it's as big as 4 cats and its got a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted it lights up at night and ah its got 4 ears, 2 of them are for listening and the other two are kind of backup ears and its claws are as big as cups and for some reason its got a tremendous fear of stamps. Mrs Doyle was telling me that its got magnets on its tail so that if your made of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth its got 4 arses" Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 "oh yes the Italians know about football allright and of course the world of fashion. God Ted do you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him" Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Ted: His note from the bishop said they never really found a suitable place for him... he's not a very nice man, is he?Dougal: God, Ted. I've never met anyone like him anywhere... who would he be like - Hitler or one of those mad fellas.Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 "You know the phrase 'to take care of something'? Well, I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way. Whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews." Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Dougal: Ah go on Ted, they'll love it, Bishops are mad into that Sci-Fi stuffTed: Dougal, we are not watching Aliens!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 "Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins! " Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Father Dougal: I know! Well lure them into a giant bingo game! Father Ted: And how are we going to do that? Father Dougal: We'll print up some bingo cards on our printing press and... oh. Father Ted: Yes, it's the lack of a printing press that lets us down there. Or bingo balls. Or a PA system. Or in fact, any bingo paraphernalia at all. Father Dougal: Damn. So near, yet so far. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 11, 2008 Author Share Posted March 11, 2008 Father Ted: Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyes! Father Dougal: No thanks, Ted! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 its so beautiful Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 1 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Hk9hfQllw Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I dont get it? Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodAFD 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 in before lock Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I thought you were talking about http://www.flyted.com Link to post Share on other sites
LJB723 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Dougal: God, I can't wait to see what's under tomorrow's window. I bet it's a donkey or something. Father Ted: Really? So, you've changed from your initial prediction of... what was it again? "Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed." God, Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What do you think's under tomorrow's window, Father? Father Jack: A pair of feckin' women's knickers! Father Ted: Who knows... Father Jack: Knickers! Father Ted: Yes, Father. Father Jack: Women's knickers! Father Ted: Yes, Father, Yes! Message understood. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 [to his pet rabbit] Father Dougal: Come on, Sampras. Father Ted: What did you call him? Father Dougal: Sampras, like Pete Sampras. Father Ted: Why? Father Dougal: Well... you know, rabbits, tennis, you know that whole connection there. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 [to his pet rabbit] Father Dougal: Come on, Sampras. Father Ted: What did you call him? Father Dougal: Sampras, like Pete Sampras. Father Ted: Why? Father Dougal: Well... you know, rabbits, tennis, you know that whole connection there.One of the best shows ever made."are those my feet?""I love my brick!" Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8linZiGYSeEWe should probably move this to the entertainment thread Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 For those who don't the thread:If you do one thing this Paddy's day, go to a DVD store and buy a season of "Fr. Ted". You won't regret it. Just make sure you aren't easily offended (The show isn't too offensive, stuff like Family Guy is worse). Also, I know that to Irish people it is hilarious, coz, well, we can relate to the jokes, but even though it might be hard to get all the jokes, it still should be funny. Link to post Share on other sites
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