JoeyJoJo 20 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I welcome you all to I Called In With A Personal Day Today.In keeping with turd ferguson's tradition, here's the deal.I told my boss I was taking a personal day today because of personal reasons. I would’ve told him what those reasons were, but it was personal. Anyway, long story short, I’m doing personal stuff from home today. Come celebrate my personality with me! I’ll be doing personal stuff in my underwear. Right now I’m watching an infomercial that will help me with my personal issues. Does anybody else know what I’m talking about? I hope not!Anyway, after being kicked out of the sick thread and already not being welcome in other super threads, I decided to start this thread.No stories about your sexual inadequacy required. However, after witnessing the deterioration of the Sick Thread, I have decided to add some guidelines, in hopes to ensure that what happened there doesn’t happen here: A) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to leave for personal reasons.B) Irony is mockingly appreciated.C) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to change jobs, which may alter your posting patterns.D) If you are not a respected member of the thread, you must understand and accept that your posts will be ignored a majority of the time. You all should, by now, know who I am. If you don’t, why not? That hurts me. E) You have to know who I am. Let the posting begin.Edit: I think I should let you all know that I’m wearing socks with no pants today. Just putting it out there. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Can you post here even if you actually went to work? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I liked this one the first time I heard it, joey.. when it was people against the couch thread. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Can you post here even if you actually went to work?F) You don't actually have to call in with a personal day to post here, but if you don't regularly post here and then one day you call in with a personal day, you are required to pop in and declare your personal day. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 In on groundfloor.And who works on Sundays anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 And who works on Sundays anyway?Non-Christians and very, very strong Christians. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Im going to make this my new home. I feel a special connection with Mr. JoJo having recently been banished from a superthread myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 B) [x] you forgot a rule or two, imo Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 lazy bastard.I'm gonna come out there and take your job.I hope you didn't shower. It can't technically be considered a proper personal day if you shower. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?I feel like 'exempt' implies that it's a positive thing. Which I suppose it may be, depending on what happens in the next few pages. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I feel like 'exempt' implies that it's a positive thing. Which I suppose it may be, depending on what happens in the next few pages.You're right, I should have said 'expelled' or 'excluded' or something. When suitedaces declared this as his home he effectively signed its death sentence anyway. Back to the sick thread for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Jam-Fly 8 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I'm a frequent personal-day-taker-offer. Expect to see me here quite a bit. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyJoJo 20 Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?I'll let you post here if you want, but I'd rather not have this thread be all about porn stars and abortion and just let it be a new flower.lazy bast.ard.I'm gonna come out there and take your job.I hope you didn't shower. It can't technically be considered a proper personal day if you shower.I don't even shower on the days I go to work. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 D) If you are not a respected member of the thread, you must understand and accept that your posts will be ignored a majority of the time.Fuck. I should have read this more carefully before I posted in here. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I'll let you post here if you want, but I'd rather not have this thread be all about porn stars and abortion and just let it be a new flower.If I can't talk about my two favourite hobbies then goddamnit I don't want to join your stupid club. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 I don't even shower the on days I go to work.For some reason I kinda figured this.And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.Amen. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 For some reason I kinda figured this.And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.A few nights ago I dreamt I was a lesbian. I wonder if it's my subconscious trying to tell me something - perhaps that I am a lesbian. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 For some reason I kinda figured this.And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.nice callbackRACK HIM Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 A few nights ago I dreamt I was a lesbian. I wonder if it's my subconscious trying to tell me something - perhaps that I am a lesbian.I have a feeling I may have a dream tonight..... Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 10 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 nice callbackRACK HIMClone Wars? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 A few nights ago I dreamt I was a lesbian. I wonder if it's my subconscious trying to tell me something - perhaps that I am a lesbian.I would find that shocking, honestly. Link to post Share on other sites
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