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[JoeyJoJo]

I welcome you all to I Called In With A Personal Day Today.

In keeping with turd ferguson's tradition, here's the deal.

I told my boss I was taking a personal day today because of personal reasons. I would’ve told him what those reasons were, but it was personal. Anyway, long story short, I’m doing personal stuff from home today. Come celebrate my personality with me! I’ll be doing personal stuff in my underwear. Right now I’m watching an infomercial that will help me with my personal issues. Does anybody else know what I’m talking about? I hope not!

Anyway, after being kicked out of the sick thread and already not being welcome in other super threads, I decided to start this thread.

No stories about your sexual inadequacy required.

However, after witnessing the deterioration of the Sick Thread, I have decided to add some guidelines, in hopes to ensure that what happened there doesn’t happen here:

A) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to leave for personal reasons.
B) Irony is mockingly appreciated.
C) If you’re a respected member of the thread, you are not allowed to change jobs, which may alter your posting patterns.
D) If you are not a respected member of the thread, you must understand and accept that your posts will be ignored a majority of the time.

You all should, by now, know who I am. If you don’t, why not? That hurts me.

E) You have to know who I am.

Let the posting begin.

Edit: I think I should let you all know that I’m wearing socks with no pants today. Just putting it out there.

[El Guapo]

Can you post here even if you actually went to work?

[BigDMcGee]

I liked this one the first time I heard it, joey.. when it was people against the couch thread.

[JoeyJoJo]

Can you post here even if you actually went to work?

F) You don't actually have to call in with a personal day to post here, but if you don't regularly post here and then one day you call in with a personal day, you are required to pop in and declare your personal day.

[savagerebel]

In on groundfloor.

And who works on Sundays anyway?

[loogie]

And who works on Sundays anyway?

Non-Christians and very, very strong Christians.

[LadyGhey]

Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?

[SuitedAces21]

Im going to make this my new home. I feel a special connection with Mr. JoJo having recently been banished from a superthread myself.

[Ouch-8s]

[x] you forgot a rule or two, imo

[ShakeZuma]

lazy bastard.


I'm gonna come out there and take your job.


I hope you didn't shower. It can't technically be considered a proper personal day if you shower.

[speedz99]

Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?

I feel like 'exempt' implies that it's a positive thing. Which I suppose it may be, depending on what happens in the next few pages.

[LadyGhey]

I feel like 'exempt' implies that it's a positive thing. Which I suppose it may be, depending on what happens in the next few pages.

You're right, I should have said 'expelled' or 'excluded' or something.

When suitedaces declared this as his home he effectively signed its death sentence anyway. Back to the sick thread for me.

[Jam-Fly]

I'm a frequent personal-day-taker-offer.
Expect to see me here quite a bit.

[JoeyJoJo]

Mr JoJo, am I welcome in this thread, or as a serial pariah am I exempt from membership?

I'll let you post here if you want, but I'd rather not have this thread be all about porn stars and abortion and just let it be a new flower.

lazy bast.ard.
I'm gonna come out there and take your job.
I hope you didn't shower. It can't technically be considered a proper personal day if you shower.

I don't even shower on the days I go to work.

[SuitedAces21]

D) If you are not a respected member of the thread, you must understand and accept that your posts will be ignored a majority of the time.

Fuck. I should have read this more carefully before I posted in here.

[LadyGhey]

I'll let you post here if you want, but I'd rather not have this thread be all about porn stars and abortion and just let it be a new flower.

If I can't talk about my two favourite hobbies then goddamnit I don't want to join your stupid club.

[ShakeZuma]

I don't even shower the on days I go to work.

For some reason I kinda figured this.


And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.

[speedz99]

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.

Amen.

Peter Tosh looking like Dave Chappelle.

[LadyGhey]

For some reason I kinda figured this.
And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.

A few nights ago I dreamt I was a lesbian. I wonder if it's my subconscious trying to tell me something - perhaps that I am a lesbian.

[Ouch-8s]

For some reason I kinda figured this.


And for LadyGhey: Advice from an older person:

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.

nice callback

RACK HIM