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[serge]

I thought this would be fun to do again...Remember dont take it personally its all in fun...And If i missed anyone , I will add you later...


Digitalmonkey.....The self proclaimed encyclopedia of hockey..Is the only Montreal Canadien fan in Sudbury...The others dont admit to it
Has an amazing ability to track stats and come up with useless information...Some people think he isnt really human but a
machine full of useless hockey information.

Gruven.............FCP's number one resident buffoon...Represents the media and has his own weekly poker show...Has a lot of friends in the
hockey world and claims to have inside information...Very close friends with Jim Thomson, AKA the moron who botched the
Sundin trade..Overall a pretty good guy and loves to feud with Serge in his spare time..Rumour has it he has been taking
poker lessons from Shannon Elizabeth. Has a pretty mean wrist shot coming down the off wing.

Zach6668....Our friendly hockey moderator , who has some nice rose coloured glasses during the penguin games. He grew up watching
gods team, however after a freak fall in grade 5 when he hurt his head became a Pens fan. Has been known to go on life tilt
when his Centre Ice is on the fritz...Loves to play on Absolute poker, and crushes the heads up games..However has never
played Serge, and is afraid too.

Ajs510........Adam is a huge Sabres fan...You gotta love his dedication to the team from the Chicken Wing capital of America. Recently
married..However admitted to having gay tendencies by watching American Idol...Knows more about David Archuletta than
he does about David Perron....Is a good guy and overall gentleman.

MapleLeafPoker......Arp is one of the three Armenians that reside here...He is also known as the #1 fan of the Mustangs...Arp is usually
involved in at least 15 hockey pools a year...His downfall is his love of the Hartford Whalers/Carolina Hurricanes...
With a name like he has how can he support the Canes...Tough physical defenceman, a little better than Hal Gill..
Good guy

Troyomac.....Ray is probably the most succesful tournament player that is in the hockey forum..Has had several large cashes online..
Big time fan of the Bruins...Is a big fan of Lost and cant decide who he like more...Zdeno Chara or Sayid....I still remember I
folded my KKs against his AAs on a queen high board...That was good...Ray is a good people

The Davey G ..This guy is a monster Blackhawks fan...He was actually at Bill Wirtz funeral...Most of his post are very knowledgeable, but
needs to realize the Blackhawks are no where as good as gods team.

Belanger25...Belanger is one of the best Kings fans in the world..He knows everything about the kings..If you need to know where Kopitar
is having dinner, he will know...He should actually be hired by the Kings, as probably knows more than half the scouting staff.
in his part time does some scouting work for the Mustangs..He is on the payroll and is owed 6 beers next time Serge is in LA

Fryer98.....A penguins fans that actually is from the area....Is also a pittsburgh steelers nut...He sat through almost the whole monday night
game which was 0-0 till the end and it was minus 45 degrees...Has like 35000 posts , professional poster...From what I see a
very good guy..

Whiter Sr ...Is a close relative of Serge's childhood hero...Is the resident eastern Canadian expert...Comes from PEI, which produces way
more NHL players from Capita then anywhere else...Loves the sabres..Him and Adam have their own thread...Loves to bet with
serge, he is even in his prop bets for the year...Have a PEI question, ask him..he will know...

Fenxis.......Thinks the Ottawa Senators are a good team...very clueless this guy...loves to put the Leafs down..That is his downfall
He cant help it...

Coesillian...Resident french canadian hockey fan....Has had his feuds with Serge, however seems to be a good kid...now if he only stopped
loving Montreal he would be ok...

Sinc..............Not too much bad stuff to say about this guy...His nose seems to be a little bigger than most..Not sure why, but thats what
a private email I got said...it was from a guy from his class in high school..Weird but true..

Pezeveng....The third member of the Armenian crew in the forum..He is a self admitted degenerate that will bet on anything..Loves to bet
sports and has been known to drop a dime betting on lawn bowling......Claims to have had a 20 year old girl come into his
store and make out with him...Thats the rumour anyways...If you ever need Ice cream in Toronto, he is your guy....

nell789.......Is privately a professional model....Doesnt want anyone to know, however its true..He models polo shirts and timberland
shoes in magazines all over the world...Loves to dress up in womans clothes...True story

7s7c............He confuses me..One minute he is in Jersey, next minute he is at the Borgata..From what I hear , a pretty decent poker
player...However tends to over play pocket 7s in early to mid position..Doesnt like to limp with them,FOLDING IS AN OPTION
Seems to like the Ducks...
doox...........Another fan of the Penguinos....Not sure why but him,Zach and Fryer seem to get along...Once had Colby Armstrong in his
bathroom..Dont ask how I found out, but I did..

XXXeddie...Only posts in the COlorado Avalanche forum..Nowhere else..Writes up synopsis after every game..Started one of the greatest
threads in FCP history, on how he thinks he got his Gf pregnant...He probably wont read this, its not in the Avalanche thread.

FcpInfo......Bob only posts in the forum to reference or brag about one of his Big M's....Bob claim to fame is that he has assembled the
greatest team in fantasy hockey history...So great in fact the owners are threatening to kick him out if he keep winning...Give
us a break BOB..ENOUGH already..

Silverseven...Where do I start...His blind love for his Senators are legendary..Loves to feud with Serge regarding the Leafs and teh Sens.
He seems to bring up 1967 a lot..however doesnt realize the last time the Senators won a Cup was 80 years ago..Silver seven
my ass....Seems to be a good buy to drink Martinis with, shaken but not stirred.

Ottawa Biatch Started the Mustangs world...Loves to participate in the forum pools and contests....was rumoured to be dating Jessica Alba
back in 2005, no proof though...

Jack24Bauer24..Usually only posts to make fun of the Leafs...Truth is , he is a huge Leafs fan that is waiting to get out...If Serge says the
sky is blue, he will argue that they should blow up the sky and get more young guys...he loves to represent a tree..

strategy..........Resident St Louis Blues fan...Why I dont know...The great arches in St Louis are just like the Mcdonalds sign..The Blues are
boring and David Perron is no fun....I like Kariya but Strategy doesnt see that his nose is bigger than his legs.(kariya's)

SpeedLimit............BIggest Florida Panther fan in the forum...Seems to be knowledgeable compared to the other Nascar loving fans that
live in the south..Panthers are pretty bad and there is no hope in sight..


That is all for now...If I missed you I am really sorry as i will get you soon..

[Whiter Sr]

I think you are forgetting Mr Negreanu. I can't remember his first name

[serge]

I think you are forgetting Mr Negreanu. I can't remember his first name

I know I missed a few..but missing Daniel was a big one,especially since his face is on the site..lol..Ill get him on the next round

[troyomac]

Very nice Serge!

[SBriand]

Dammit!

[Speed Limit]

OMG yes I love these, we NEED to make this a yearly appearance.

[strategy]

<3 serge. he's a blues fan at heart.

[MapleLeafs]

You call this a roast? More like a family BBQ....

[serge]

You call this a roast? More like a family BBQ....

lol..damn another person I missed..Maybe the second round will get more nasty..

If someone roasted me I think they can fill 15 pages...

[nell789]

There were some really good ones in there.

[Speed Limit]

There were some really good ones in there.

yeaah the XXXeddie one made me laugh, it was my fav.

[doox]

I have to admit I chuckled when I saw the Colby Armstrong comment

[gruven]

You know, having serge roast you hurts more than having a retarded kid point at you and laugh...

[7s7c]

7s7c............He confuses me..One minute he is in Jersey, next minute he is at the Borgata..From what I hear , a pretty decent poker
player...However tends to over play pocket 7s in early to mid position..Doesnt like to limp with them,FOLDING IS AN OPTION
Seems to like live and die with the Ducks...

I would post one of those rap graphs that shows why being at the Borgata and in Jersey aren't independent events but I <3 this thread too much to exercise logic. I just ate some Mongolian BBQ, watching the Wings/Sharks waiting for the Ducks game to start and reading a Serge driven thread. Life doesn't really get much better. All my 3 with a less than sign in front of it Serge. All of it. Oh and FYP.

[7s7c]

yeaah the XXXeddie one made me laugh, it was my fav.

PS: Easily the best Garfield minus Garfield your sig is.

[WestcoastCanuck]

Nell's and JackBaurer's made me laugh the most.

[ajs510]

PS: Easily the best Garfield minus Garfield your sig is.

Dammit!

Good stuff Serge, but you spelled Archuleta wrong.































Shit.

May as well bring the popped collar Polo shirts and the argyle slacks back out of the dresser, clearly I'm not fooling anyone anymore.

[Zach6668]

[Derswick]

Hmm

[ajs510]

That's just horrible on every imagineable level.