Randy Reed 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Happy Birthday Speedz! For you Birthday I got you some Arby's coupons out of ValPak! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Happy anniversary of the culmination of your pappy ejaculating in your mothers birth canal!Heres a nice dreidel. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Happy birthday Speedzy, I got you a 6 month subscription. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGhey 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Happy anniversary of the culmination of your pappy ejaculating in your mothers birth canal!Heres a nice dradle. Dreidel. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Dreidel.Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Happy birthday Speedzy, I got you a 6 month subscription.Nice.... Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Sigh. I'm old. And a minority...sort of. Life sucks.As mentioned elsewhere, none of you can beat the ultimate steriotypical jew gift I got today. My grandparents sent me a card with the message that they had made a donation in my name...to the tenant's association of their own building.To be fair, they're poor (partially because they gave their grandkids way too much money when we were younger) and I'm impressed they even remembered my birthday in the first place. That last sentence makes the story less funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 There are no funny pics in google that involve circumcision. None at all. So...I got you nothing. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 SPeedzHappy Birthday!im gonna take you out for a nice chinese dinner sometime k Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 im gonna take you out for a nice chinese dinner sometime klol Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I got you a membership, speedz... Never Forget!and for an extra 12 bones, i kicked in this groovy hat.. Link to post Share on other sites
Willy Wonka 0 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Chocolate. Oh, no, wait, that's what you give to tyrannical women on Valentine's Day. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I love you, with all my heart. I hope we can recapture what we once had during that weekend in the Poconos Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Happy Birthday, Speedz. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 watch out for this guy, he's a real mensch Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 i'm not willing to admit how long i puzzled over this bizzare water-faucet-attaching-to-foreskin-water-balloon contraption. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Happy Birthday Matt Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 When I was 9 I had my tonsils taken out and the doctor was a jew, so happy birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 i'm not willing to admit how long i puzzled over this bizzare water-faucet-attaching-to-foreskin-water-balloon contraption.I'm not willing to admit that I shared your puzzledness about the exact same thing. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 There are no funny pics in google that involve circumcision. None at all. So...False. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 well, being the uber jew that he is, speedz spent all day yesterday giving out hint after hint that it was his birthday to elicit gifts and well wishes from all across the forum, all to come out and admit long after it was too late that his birthday was in fact today, friday february 22nd. so, in the long treasured and typical jewish fashion, let us all spend the day today taking back every single well wish and internet gift that we had so lovingly, but unfortunately mistakenly showered upon our resident heeb, speedz99.a pox on your birthday, mr 99. Link to post Share on other sites
speedzgaylover 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 a pox on your birthday, mr 99.STFU. Don't bother driving up to join us this weeked.It's just gonna be me and Speedz and the special present I bought him.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Link to post Share on other sites
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