fornicator1 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Heres a dandy to get my thread started. As I said in Beaverstyle's thread, I am willing to bet that I run worse than he does. Expect more of these to come on a daily basis......PokerStars Game #15414252153: Tournament #78026011, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/02/20 - 01:42:43 (ET)Table '78026011 19' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: DeadHandLuke (2275 in chips) is sitting outSeat 2: cadidlehoper (3390 in chips) Seat 4: picaboo_007 (1900 in chips) Seat 5: xlntguy (2035 in chips) Seat 6: 5piderman (1410 in chips) Seat 7: aupoker1 (1405 in chips) Seat 8: fornicator1 (1355 in chips) Seat 9: aliasqryst00 (3060 in chips) xlntguy: posts small blind 155piderman: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [As Ad]aupoker1: folds fornicator1: raises 30 to 60aliasqryst00: folds DeadHandLuke: folds cadidlehoper has timed outcadidlehoper: folds cadidlehoper is sitting outpicaboo_007: raises 210 to 270cadidlehoper has returnedxlntguy: folds 5piderman: calls 240fornicator1: raises 390 to 660picaboo_007: raises 1240 to 1900 and is all-in5piderman: calls 1140 and is all-infornicator1: calls 695 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [6c Jh 2h]*** TURN *** [6c Jh 2h] [9s]*** RIVER *** [6c Jh 2h 9s] [2d]*** SHOW DOWN ***5piderman: shows [Tc Th] (two pair, Tens and Deuces)picaboo_007: shows [Jd Jc] (a full house, Jacks full of Deuces)picaboo_007 collected 110 from side potfornicator1: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)picaboo_007 collected 4080 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4190 Main pot 4080. Side pot 110. | Rake 0 Board [6c Jh 2h 9s 2d]Seat 1: DeadHandLuke folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: cadidlehoper folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: picaboo_007 (button) showed [Jd Jc] and won (4190) with a full house, Jacks full of DeucesSeat 5: xlntguy (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: 5piderman (big blind) showed [Tc Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and DeucesSeat 7: aupoker1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: fornicator1 showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and DeucesSeat 9: aliasqryst00 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Nice avatar :)I did 7 shots in a row at a 21st birthday a few nights ago. Happy times.However I must berate your play a little.You played AA very bad. Now I know you got 2 idiots to get all the chips in, butmin raising with AA, then min raising again when action comes back around to you isjust laughable. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 This one was heads up FTW on a 4.40PokerStars Game #15487015962: Tournament #78380283, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (2500/5000) - 2008/02/23 - 04:30:39 (ET)Table '78380283 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 3: kbanger3 (202844 in chips) Seat 7: fornicator1 (67156 in chips) kbanger3: posts the ante 500fornicator1: posts the ante 500fornicator1: posts small blind 2500kbanger3: posts big blind 5000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qc Tc]fornicator1: calls 2500kbanger3: checks *** FLOP *** [Ts Qh 2s]kbanger3: bets 5000fornicator1: raises 20000 to 25000kbanger3: raises 172344 to 197344 and is all-infornicator1: calls 36656 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Ts Qh 2s] [4h]*** RIVER *** [Ts Qh 2s 4h] [Kh]*** SHOW DOWN ***kbanger3: shows [Jd 9h] (a straight, Nine to King)fornicator1: shows [Qc Tc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)kbanger3 collected 134312 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 134312 | Rake 0 Board [Ts Qh 2s 4h Kh]Seat 3: kbanger3 (big blind) showed [Jd 9h] and won (134312) with a straight, Nine to KingSeat 7: fornicator1 (button) (small blind) showed [Qc Tc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 You think you run bad?2 hands in 4 days, and they are only AA cracked by 2 pps, andtop 2 cracked by an open ended (he was only 37% underdog).If you think you are in contention for beaver as king of running bad, you have another thing comming. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 OK I'll get a little more serious about getting my HH's posted here. I run worse than Beaverstyle. I run worse than anyone on FTP or all of Pokerstars. Heres another one heads up for a win. Seriously, wtf was this guy thinking when he shoves on the flop???PokerStars Game #15487677571: Tournament #78401166, $1.50+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2008/02/23 - 05:43:06 (ET)Table '78401166 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 3: fornicator1 (16878 in chips) Seat 5: syrius11 (10122 in chips) fornicator1: posts the ante 50syrius11: posts the ante 50syrius11: posts small blind 400fornicator1: posts big blind 800*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ac Ah]syrius11: raises 800 to 1600fornicator1: raises 800 to 2400syrius11: calls 800*** FLOP *** [5s 8d Jh]fornicator1: checks syrius11: bets 7672 and is all-infornicator1: calls 7672*** TURN *** [5s 8d Jh] [8c]*** RIVER *** [5s 8d Jh 8c] [6s]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ac Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)syrius11: shows [7d 4h] (a straight, Four to Eight)syrius11 collected 20244 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 20244 | Rake 0 Board [5s 8d Jh 8c 6s]Seat 3: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and EightsSeat 5: syrius11 (button) (small blind) showed [7d 4h] and won (20244) with a straight, Four to Eight Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 25, 2008 Author Share Posted February 25, 2008 This one was pretty nice to knock me out of the final table of a 4.40Its unbelievable how good I run PokerStars Game #15532350780: Tournament #78598543, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2008/02/24 - 22:38:20 (ET)Table '78598543 10' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: Zelk1 (63590 in chips) Seat 2: tempestino12 (34570 in chips) Seat 3: SWEENS12 (87541 in chips) Seat 4: alfbilly (8978 in chips) Seat 5: bigmoney2222 (65751 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (9570 in chips) Zelk1: posts the ante 200tempestino12: posts the ante 200SWEENS12: posts the ante 200alfbilly: posts the ante 200bigmoney2222: posts the ante 200fornicator1: posts the ante 200Zelk1: posts small blind 1000tempestino12: posts big blind 2000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qs Ad]SWEENS12: folds alfbilly: folds bigmoney2222: folds fornicator1: raises 4000 to 6000Zelk1: folds tempestino12: calls 4000*** FLOP *** [Th Qd 8c]tempestino12: bets 4000fornicator1: calls 3370 and is all-in*** TURN *** [Th Qd 8c] [6s]*** RIVER *** [Th Qd 8c 6s] [Kh]*** SHOW DOWN ***tempestino12: shows [8s 6c] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)fornicator1: shows [Qs Ad] (a pair of Queens)tempestino12 collected 20940 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 20940 | Rake 0 Board [Th Qd 8c 6s Kh]Seat 1: Zelk1 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: tempestino12 (big blind) showed [8s 6c] and won (20940) with two pair, Eights and SixesSeat 3: SWEENS12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: alfbilly folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: bigmoney2222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: fornicator1 (button) showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 It is decided, you have no chance of running against the beaver. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 PokerStars Game #15555427220: Tournament #78735893, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/25 - 22:17:54 (ET)Table '78735893 13' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: hardcoreag01 (760 in chips) Seat 2: bossplayanaz (2810 in chips) Seat 3: bigdav11 (1470 in chips) Seat 4: dqcruz (2210 in chips) Seat 5: etb75 (1810 in chips) Seat 6: heychefmo (140 in chips) Seat 7: wizjor (1440 in chips) Seat 8: lilmike475 (1380 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (1480 in chips) wizjor: posts small blind 10lilmike475: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kh Qh]fornicator1: calls 20hardcoreag01: calls 20bossplayanaz: calls 20bigdav11: folds dqcruz: folds etb75: calls 20heychefmo: raises 120 to 140 and is all-inwizjor: folds lilmike475: calls 120fornicator1: calls 120hardcoreag01: calls 120bossplayanaz: folds etb75: calls 120*** FLOP *** [Js 9d Td]lilmike475: checks fornicator1: bets 400hardcoreag01: folds etb75: folds lilmike475: folds *** TURN *** [Js 9d Td] [Jd]*** RIVER *** [Js 9d Td Jd] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Kh Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)heychefmo: shows [Ts Qd] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)heychefmo collected 730 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 730 | Rake 0 Board [Js 9d Td Jd 8d]Seat 1: hardcoreag01 folded on the FlopSeat 2: bossplayanaz folded before FlopSeat 3: bigdav11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: dqcruz folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: etb75 folded on the FlopSeat 6: heychefmo (button) showed [Ts Qd] and won (730) with a straight flush, Eight to QueenSeat 7: wizjor (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: lilmike475 (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 9: fornicator1 showed [Kh Qh] and lost with a straight, Nine to King Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 OK that one is pretty bad. DN at the 05 heads up anyone? J of diamonds. 8 of diamonds.If you are going to play QK that early on though, I would advise you to raise. Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 On the bubble of a 4.40 would have been top 5 in chips but...............PokerStars Game #15602111792: Tournament #78958198, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2008/02/28 - 00:04:00 (ET)Table '78958198 2' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: NewKidPoker2 (18603 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (3850 in chips) Seat 3: MyMax53 (2285 in chips) Seat 4: gbaba (14953 in chips) Seat 5: DeltaCHI11 (16895 in chips) Seat 7: BadBeatBoy23 (5230 in chips) Seat 8: iBeatMyKids (9960 in chips) Seat 9: C. Orange (6653 in chips) NewKidPoker2: posts the ante 25fornicator1: posts the ante 25MyMax53: posts the ante 25gbaba: posts the ante 25DeltaCHI11: posts the ante 25BadBeatBoy23: posts the ante 25iBeatMyKids: posts the ante 25C. Orange: posts the ante 25MyMax53: posts small blind 200gbaba: posts big blind 400*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ah Jh]DeltaCHI11: folds BadBeatBoy23: calls 400iBeatMyKids: folds C. Orange: folds NewKidPoker2: folds fornicator1: raises 3425 to 3825 and is all-inMyMax53: folds gbaba: folds BadBeatBoy23: calls 3425*** FLOP *** [Kc 4d 6d]*** TURN *** [Kc 4d 6d] [Kd]*** RIVER *** [Kc 4d 6d Kd] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***BadBeatBoy23: shows [Ac 8c] (two pair, Kings and Eights)fornicator1: shows [Ah Jh] (a pair of Kings)BadBeatBoy23 collected 8450 from potBadBeatBoy23 said, "oops"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 8450 | Rake 0 Board [Kc 4d 6d Kd 8d]Seat 1: NewKidPoker2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: fornicator1 (button) showed [Ah Jh] and lost with a pair of KingsSeat 3: MyMax53 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: gbaba (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: DeltaCHI11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: BadBeatBoy23 showed [Ac 8c] and won (8450) with two pair, Kings and EightsSeat 8: iBeatMyKids folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: C. Orange folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 No triple up for me, they BOTH hit the 2 outer lol...PokerStars Game #15603910790: Tournament #78970709, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2008/02/28 - 02:14:17 (ET)Table '78970709 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: chiccoriver (9268 in chips) Seat 4: laimee (8008 in chips) Seat 5: chuckly (7070 in chips) Seat 6: loses2.3outs (6280 in chips) Seat 7: Pic$ou (12465 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (3080 in chips) chiccoriver: posts the ante 25laimee: posts the ante 25chuckly: posts the ante 25loses2.3outs: posts the ante 25Pic$ou: posts the ante 25fornicator1: posts the ante 25Pic$ou: posts small blind 150fornicator1: posts big blind 300*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qd As]loses2.3outs said, "but if its small raise, reraise big so now k10 Bigblind specials happen or anything like that"chiccoriver: folds Nemo3733 is connected laimee: raises 600 to 900chuckly: folds loses2.3outs: folds Pic$ou: calls 750fornicator1: raises 2155 to 3055 and is all-inlaimee: calls 2155Pic$ou: calls 2155*** FLOP *** [6d 3c 5d]Pic$ou: checks laimee: checks *** TURN *** [6d 3c 5d] [Jh]Pic$ou: bets 2100laimee: calls 2100*** RIVER *** [6d 3c 5d Jh] [7s]Pic$ou: bets 2700laimee: raises 128 to 2828 and is all-inPic$ou: calls 128*** SHOW DOWN ***laimee: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Jacks)Pic$ou: shows [Js Ac] (a pair of Jacks)Pic$ou collected 4928 from side potlaimee collected 4928 from side potfornicator1: shows [Qd As] (high card Ace)Pic$ou collected 4658 from main potlaimee collected 4657 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 19171 Main pot 9315. Side pot 9856. | Rake 0 Board [6d 3c 5d Jh 7s]Seat 1: chiccoriver folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: laimee showed [Ad Jd] and won (9585) with a pair of JacksSeat 5: chuckly folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: loses2.3outs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Pic$ou (small blind) showed [Js Ac] and won (9586) with a pair of JacksSeat 9: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Qd As] and lost with high card Ace Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 No triple up for me, they BOTH hit the 2 outer lol...PokerStars Game #15603910790: Tournament #78970709, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2008/02/28 - 02:14:17 (ET)Table '78970709 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: chiccoriver (9268 in chips) Seat 4: laimee (8008 in chips) Seat 5: chuckly (7070 in chips) Seat 6: loses2.3outs (6280 in chips) Seat 7: Pic$ou (12465 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (3080 in chips) chiccoriver: posts the ante 25laimee: posts the ante 25chuckly: posts the ante 25loses2.3outs: posts the ante 25Pic$ou: posts the ante 25fornicator1: posts the ante 25Pic$ou: posts small blind 150fornicator1: posts big blind 300*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qd As]loses2.3outs said, "but if its small raise, reraise big so now k10 Bigblind specials happen or anything like that"chiccoriver: folds Nemo3733 is connected laimee: raises 600 to 900chuckly: folds loses2.3outs: folds Pic$ou: calls 750fornicator1: raises 2155 to 3055 and is all-inlaimee: calls 2155Pic$ou: calls 2155*** FLOP *** [6d 3c 5d]Pic$ou: checks laimee: checks *** TURN *** [6d 3c 5d] [Jh]Pic$ou: bets 2100laimee: calls 2100*** RIVER *** [6d 3c 5d Jh] [7s]Pic$ou: bets 2700laimee: raises 128 to 2828 and is all-inPic$ou: calls 128*** SHOW DOWN ***laimee: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Jacks)Pic$ou: shows [Js Ac] (a pair of Jacks)Pic$ou collected 4928 from side potlaimee collected 4928 from side potfornicator1: shows [Qd As] (high card Ace)Pic$ou collected 4658 from main potlaimee collected 4657 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 19171 Main pot 9315. Side pot 9856. | Rake 0 Board [6d 3c 5d Jh 7s]Seat 1: chiccoriver folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: laimee showed [Ad Jd] and won (9585) with a pair of JacksSeat 5: chuckly folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: loses2.3outs (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: Pic$ou (small blind) showed [Js Ac] and won (9586) with a pair of JacksSeat 9: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Qd As] and lost with high card Ace Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 very first hand of a 4.40. Nothing like busting out in 180th place ..........PokerStars Game #15623318243: Tournament #79077176, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/28 - 22:04:39 (ET)Table '79077176 11' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Enfuego13 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (1500 in chips) Seat 3: iFOLD08 (1500 in chips) Seat 4: tvbo (1500 in chips) Seat 5: ALLPC (1500 in chips) Seat 6: Xmachine888 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: deerman8 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: 3ypa (1500 in chips) Seat 9: dull59 (1500 in chips) fornicator1: posts small blind 10iFOLD08: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [As Kd]tvbo: calls 20ALLPC: calls 20Xmachine888: folds deerman8: raises 120 to 1403ypa: calls 140dull59: folds Enfuego13: folds fornicator1: raises 1360 to 1500 and is all-iniFOLD08: folds tvbo: folds ALLPC: folds deerman8: calls 1360 and is all-in3ypa: calls 1360 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [6c 9c Ks]*** TURN *** [6c 9c Ks] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [6c 9c Ks Ad] [7c]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [As Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)deerman8: shows [9d 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)3ypa: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)deerman8 collected 4560 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4560 | Rake 0 Board [6c 9c Ks Ad 7c]Seat 1: Enfuego13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: fornicator1 (small blind) showed [As Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 3: iFOLD08 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: tvbo folded before FlopSeat 5: ALLPC folded before FlopSeat 6: Xmachine888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: deerman8 showed [9d 9h] and won (4560) with three of a kind, NinesSeat 8: 3ypa showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 9: dull59 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 PokerStars Game #15626400064: Tournament #79091995, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/29 - 00:52:04 (ET)Table '79091995 6' 9-max Seat #5 is the buttonSeat 1: Heiko_Bau. (1460 in chips) Seat 2: miangel07 (1520 in chips) Seat 3: aabud (1620 in chips) Seat 4: NG64 (1450 in chips) Seat 5: fornicator1 (1530 in chips) Seat 6: RiverCardAce (1480 in chips) Seat 7: zohrab818 (1440 in chips) Seat 8: benjamut (1500 in chips) Seat 9: above_films (1500 in chips) is sitting outRiverCardAce: posts small blind 10zohrab818: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [8h 8d]benjamut: folds above_films: folds Heiko_Bau.: folds miangel07: calls 20aabud: folds NG64: folds fornicator1: calls 20RiverCardAce: raises 60 to 80zohrab818: calls 60miangel07: calls 60fornicator1: calls 60*** FLOP *** [7c 7s 8c]RiverCardAce: checks zohrab818: bets 60miangel07: calls 60fornicator1: calls 60RiverCardAce: calls 60*** TURN *** [7c 7s 8c] [9s]RiverCardAce: checks zohrab818: bets 80miangel07: raises 80 to 160fornicator1: raises 140 to 300RiverCardAce: folds zohrab818: calls 220miangel07: raises 1080 to 1380 and is all-infornicator1: raises 10 to 1390 and is all-inzohrab818: calls 1000 and is all-in*** RIVER *** [7c 7s 8c 9s] [Qd]*** SHOW DOWN ***miangel07: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)fornicator1: shows [8h 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)miangel07 collected 160 from side potzohrab818: shows [Td 8s] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)miangel07 collected 4460 from main pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4620 Main pot 4460. Side pot 160. | Rake 0 Board [7c 7s 8c 9s Qd]Seat 1: Heiko_Bau. folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: miangel07 showed [9h 9c] and won (4620) with a full house, Nines full of SevensSeat 3: aabud folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: NG64 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: fornicator1 (button) showed [8h 8d] and lost with a full house, Eights full of SevensSeat 6: RiverCardAce (small blind) folded on the TurnSeat 7: zohrab818 (big blind) showed [Td 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and SevensSeat 8: benjamut folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: above_films folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Now this one pisses me off a little, out in 19th of a 4.40 (18 paid) PokerStars Game #15628194050: Tournament #79092915, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/02/29 - 03:24:32 (ET)Table '79092915 17' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 3: j.fichter54 (1988 in chips) Seat 4: AK_Please (7224 in chips) Seat 5: eunhobae (43357 in chips) Seat 6: play1998time (1820 in chips) Seat 7: spanjolac (12497 in chips) Seat 8: fornicator1 (5015 in chips) Seat 9: GREG MANDREK (6335 in chips) j.fichter54: posts the ante 50AK_Please: posts the ante 50eunhobae: posts the ante 50play1998time: posts the ante 50spanjolac: posts the ante 50fornicator1: posts the ante 50GREG MANDREK: posts the ante 50spanjolac: posts small blind 300fornicator1: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kh Ks]GREG MANDREK: folds j.fichter54: folds AK_Please: folds eunhobae: folds play1998time: folds spanjolac: calls 300fornicator1: raises 4365 to 4965 and is all-inspanjolac: calls 4365*** FLOP *** [Td 9d Ac]*** TURN *** [Td 9d Ac] [Ah]eunhobae said, "ouchits good enough"*** RIVER *** [Td 9d Ac Ah] [Ts]*** SHOW DOWN ***spanjolac: shows [5s Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)fornicator1: shows [Kh Ks] (two pair, Aces and Kings)eunhobae said, "wow"spanjolac collected 10280 from poteunhobae said, "sick"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 10280 | Rake 0 Board [Td 9d Ac Ah Ts]Seat 3: j.fichter54 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: AK_Please folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: eunhobae folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: play1998time (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: spanjolac (small blind) showed [5s Ad] and won (10280) with a full house, Aces full of TensSeat 8: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 9: GREG MANDREK folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
Kaveros 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 very first hand of a 4.40. Nothing like busting out in 180th place ..........PokerStars Game #15623318243: Tournament #79077176, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/02/28 - 22:04:39 (ET)Table '79077176 11' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: Enfuego13 (1500 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (1500 in chips) Seat 3: iFOLD08 (1500 in chips) Seat 4: tvbo (1500 in chips) Seat 5: ALLPC (1500 in chips) Seat 6: Xmachine888 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: deerman8 (1500 in chips) Seat 8: 3ypa (1500 in chips) Seat 9: dull59 (1500 in chips) fornicator1: posts small blind 10iFOLD08: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [As Kd]tvbo: calls 20ALLPC: calls 20Xmachine888: folds deerman8: raises 120 to 1403ypa: calls 140dull59: folds Enfuego13: folds fornicator1: raises 1360 to 1500 and is all-iniFOLD08: folds tvbo: folds ALLPC: folds deerman8: calls 1360 and is all-in3ypa: calls 1360 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [6c 9c Ks]*** TURN *** [6c 9c Ks] [Ad]*** RIVER *** [6c 9c Ks Ad] [7c]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [As Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)deerman8: shows [9d 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)3ypa: shows [Js Jd] (a pair of Jacks)deerman8 collected 4560 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 4560 | Rake 0 Board [6c 9c Ks Ad 7c]Seat 1: Enfuego13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: fornicator1 (small blind) showed [As Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 3: iFOLD08 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 4: tvbo folded before FlopSeat 5: ALLPC folded before FlopSeat 6: Xmachine888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: deerman8 showed [9d 9h] and won (4560) with three of a kind, NinesSeat 8: 3ypa showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of JacksSeat 9: dull59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)I am sorry but your play is just retarded here.couple o bad beats though. the AQ vs AJ vs AJ hand comes to mind.keep em comming (hope you don't ) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Author Share Posted March 2, 2008 I am sorry but your play is just retarded here.couple o bad beats though. the AQ vs AJ vs AJ hand comes to mind.keep em comming (hope you don't )I am sorry but I disagree. The first hour of these 4.40's the play is so bad that I believe it is almost ALWAYS + EV to shove PF with AK. I'm not saying it was really a bad beat, but not a retarded play imo.Now this one is a bad beat and my laptop almost took a trip out the window lol.PokerStars Game #15695396056: Tournament #79443577, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/02 - 18:46:27 (ET)Table '79443577 3' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 2: $ir_Oliver$$ (2750 in chips) Seat 3: keendawgal (1090 in chips) Seat 4: Begging U (1640 in chips) Seat 5: fornicator1 (3090 in chips) Seat 6: AAiddiot88 (1580 in chips) Seat 7: AA-Kamil (3100 in chips) Seat 8: ThrillSeeker (1220 in chips) Seat 9: Bunner (2150 in chips) AA-Kamil: posts small blind 10ThrillSeeker: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ah Ac]Bunner: folds $ir_Oliver$$: raises 40 to 60keendawgal: folds Begging U: folds fornicator1: raises 300 to 360AAiddiot88: folds AA-Kamil: folds ThrillSeeker: folds $ir_Oliver$$: raises 2390 to 2750 and is all-infornicator1: calls 2390*** FLOP *** [3s 2c 4s]*** TURN *** [3s 2c 4s] [6s]*** RIVER *** [3s 2c 4s 6s] [7s]*** SHOW DOWN ***$ir_Oliver$$: shows [Ad As] (a flush, Ace high)fornicator1: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)$ir_Oliver$$ said, "nice"$ir_Oliver$$ collected 5530 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 5530 | Rake 0 Board [3s 2c 4s 6s 7s]Seat 2: $ir_Oliver$$ showed [Ad As] and won (5530) with a flush, Ace highSeat 3: keendawgal folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Begging U folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: fornicator1 showed [Ah Ac] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 6: AAiddiot88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: AA-Kamil (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: ThrillSeeker (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Bunner folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 I have been running so bad the last few days its starting to piss me off a bit. Heres another example of how easy it is to double up early in these 4.40's. Unless you get sucked out on.PokerStars Game #15750643780: Tournament #79727512, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/03/05 - 00:31:49 (ET)Table '79727512 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: robug (1380 in chips) Seat 2: DIAMOND ITR (1020 in chips) Seat 3: fornicator1 (1320 in chips) Seat 4: cocacolakid (1580 in chips) Seat 5: benschips (2150 in chips) Seat 6: ezerhauden (1470 in chips) Seat 7: eaglephan2 (1230 in chips) Seat 8: cward77 (1930 in chips) Seat 9: kennboy101 (1420 in chips) cward77: posts small blind 10kennboy101: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qd Ah]robug: folds DIAMOND ITR: raises 20 to 40fornicator1: raises 1280 to 1320 and is all-incocacolakid: folds benschips: folds ezerhauden: folds eaglephan2: folds eaglephan2 is sitting outcward77: folds kennboy101: folds DIAMOND ITR: calls 980 and is all-in*** FLOP *** [4h Jh 2c]*** TURN *** [4h Jh 2c] [9c]*** RIVER *** [4h Jh 2c 9c] [2d]*** SHOW DOWN ***DIAMOND ITR: shows [9d Qs] (two pair, Nines and Deuces)fornicator1: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Deuces)DIAMOND ITR collected 2070 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2070 | Rake 0 Board [4h Jh 2c 9c 2d]Seat 1: robug folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: DIAMOND ITR showed [9d Qs] and won (2070) with two pair, Nines and DeucesSeat 3: fornicator1 showed [Qd Ah] and lost with a pair of DeucesSeat 4: cocacolakid folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: benschips folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: ezerhauden folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: eaglephan2 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: cward77 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: kennboy101 (big blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 OK now this is starting to get ridiculous when will this bad spell be overPokerStars Game #15752087829: Tournament #79736601, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2008/03/05 - 02:31:14 (ET)Table '79736601 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: bock_b73 (970 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (1490 in chips) Seat 3: twodeadcards (1470 in chips) Seat 4: Gamblehead73 (920 in chips) Seat 5: Tedmeister1 (1510 in chips) Seat 7: sc3412 (2200 in chips) Seat 8: festus_9 (3900 in chips) Seat 9: Fintan (1040 in chips) bock_b73: posts small blind 15fornicator1: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ah As]twodeadcards: folds Gamblehead73: folds Tedmeister1: folds sc3412: folds festus_9: folds Fintan: raises 60 to 90bock_b73: calls 75fornicator1: raises 90 to 180Fintan: calls 90bock_b73: calls 90*** FLOP *** [6c 2s 7s]bock_b73: checks fornicator1: bets 1310 and is all-inFintan: folds bock_b73: calls 790 and is all-in*** TURN *** [6c 2s 7s] [7h]*** RIVER *** [6c 2s 7s 7h] [Jc]*** SHOW DOWN ***bock_b73: shows [7c Qc] (three of a kind, Sevens)fornicator1: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)bock_b73 collected 2120 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2120 | Rake 0 Board [6c 2s 7s 7h Jc]Seat 1: bock_b73 (small blind) showed [7c Qc] and won (2120) with three of a kind, SevensSeat 2: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and SevensSeat 3: twodeadcards folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: Gamblehead73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: Tedmeister1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: sc3412 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: festus_9 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Fintan (button) folded on the Flop Link to post Share on other sites
biggs88 0 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Don't minraise Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 Play 4 ****ing hours for this.PokerStars Game #15874023774: Tournament #80124505, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2008/03/10 - 04:25:34 (ET)Table '80124505 93' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: ots2703 (3217 in chips) Seat 2: ursula01 (19100 in chips) Seat 3: mr.werwolf (8080 in chips) Seat 4: pbutterfly1 (6065 in chips) Seat 5: Getn_Outa_MI (11630 in chips) Seat 6: fornicator1 (4711 in chips) Seat 7: canIsuxout? (22787 in chips) Seat 8: big bangk (9206 in chips) Seat 9: Tonguer69 (1295 in chips) ots2703: posts the ante 50ursula01: posts the ante 50mr.werwolf: posts the ante 50pbutterfly1: posts the ante 50Getn_Outa_MI: posts the ante 50fornicator1: posts the ante 50canIsuxout?: posts the ante 50big bangk: posts the ante 50Tonguer69: posts the ante 50Getn_Outa_MI: posts small blind 300fornicator1: posts big blind 600*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [7d 7c]ots2703 said, "wow"ursula01 said, "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa"canIsuxout?: folds big bangk: folds ursula01 said, "siiiiiiiiiiii"Tonguer69: folds ots2703: folds ursula01 said, "ya casi llego prima"ursula01: folds mr.werwolf: folds pbutterfly1: raises 2400 to 3000Getn_Outa_MI: folds fornicator1: raises 1661 to 4661 and is all-inpbutterfly1: calls 1661*** FLOP *** [4c Td As]fornicator1 said, "2"pbutterfly1 said, "bye"fornicator1 said, "2"*** TURN *** [4c Td As] [Jd]fornicator1 said, "2"*** RIVER *** [4c Td As Jd] [2d]fornicator1 said, "2"*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [7d 7c] (a pair of Sevens)pbutterfly1: shows [2h 2c] (three of a kind, Deuces)pbutterfly1 collected 10072 from potpbutterfly1 said, "my man"ots2703 said, "you got it!!"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 10072 | Rake 0 Board [4c Td As Jd 2d]Seat 1: ots2703 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: ursula01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: mr.werwolf folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: pbutterfly1 (button) showed [2h 2c] and won (10072) with three of a kind, DeucesSeat 5: Getn_Outa_MI (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with a pair of SevensSeat 7: canIsuxout? folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: big bangk folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: Tonguer69 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Never even stood a chance here. Would my deuces hold vs AQ??PokerStars Game #15919474029: Tournament #80584043, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/03/12 - 01:28:07 (ET)Table '80584043 14' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: 20Kracn (2860 in chips) Seat 2: fornicator1 (3645 in chips) Seat 3: Dakid129 (4395 in chips) Seat 4: F7SnoPro (20410 in chips) Seat 6: dannydnc0410 (2285 in chips) Seat 7: curtp (5710 in chips) Seat 8: youblow1 (3280 in chips) Seat 9: Jumal666 (11149 in chips) curtp: posts small blind 100youblow1: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Qd As]Jumal666: calls 20020Kracn: folds fornicator1: raises 3445 to 3645 and is all-inDakid129: folds F7SnoPro: folds dannydnc0410: folds curtp: folds youblow1: folds Jumal666: calls 3445*** FLOP *** [9c 7s 8h]*** TURN *** [9c 7s 8h] [Ks]*** RIVER *** [9c 7s 8h Ks] [5c]*** SHOW DOWN ***Jumal666: shows [2h 2d] (a pair of Deuces)fornicator1: shows [Qd As] (high card Ace)Jumal666 collected 7590 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7590 | Rake 0 Board [9c 7s 8h Ks 5c]Seat 1: 20Kracn folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: fornicator1 showed [Qd As] and lost with high card AceSeat 3: Dakid129 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: F7SnoPro folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: dannydnc0410 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: curtp (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: youblow1 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 9: Jumal666 showed [2h 2d] and won (7590) with a pair of Deuces Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 I've been slacking off on posting my beats but heres a good one.PokerStars Game #16296365559: Tournament #81876010, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/03/27 - 18:54:31 (ET)Table '81876010 26' 9-max Seat #1 is the buttonSeat 1: BaMonPolo (3335 in chips) Seat 2: Jogiman (2450 in chips) Seat 3: fornicator1 (2925 in chips) Seat 4: xxxJ5xxx (5625 in chips) Seat 5: Novator1 (5590 in chips) Seat 6: IdiAllin (2575 in chips) Seat 7: p0k3r_d0nk (2750 in chips) Seat 8: dainty jay (4245 in chips) Seat 9: EnricoP.74 (11005 in chips) Jogiman: posts small blind 50fornicator1: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ad Kh]xxxJ5xxx: raises 100 to 200Novator1: calls 200IdiAllin: folds p0k3r_d0nk: folds dainty jay: calls 200EnricoP.74: folds BaMonPolo: folds Jogiman: folds fornicator1: raises 2725 to 2925 and is all-inxxxJ5xxx: calls 2725Novator1: folds dainty jay: folds *** FLOP *** [Ac Js Td]*** TURN *** [Ac Js Td] [9c]*** RIVER *** [Ac Js Td 9c] [8d]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ad Kh] (a pair of Aces)xxxJ5xxx: shows [Qs Ks] (a straight, Ten to Ace)xxxJ5xxx collected 6300 from potfornicator1 re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $10.00*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6300 | Rake 0 Board [Ac Js Td 9c 8d]Seat 1: BaMonPolo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: Jogiman (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 3: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ad Kh] and lost with a pair of AcesSeat 4: xxxJ5xxx showed [Qs Ks] and won (6300) with a straight, Ten to AceSeat 5: Novator1 folded before FlopSeat 6: IdiAllin folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: p0k3r_d0nk folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: dainty jay folded before FlopSeat 9: EnricoP.74 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 PokerStars Game #16300661803: Tournament #82529796, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/03/27 - 22:05:25 (ET)Table '82529796 8' 9-max Seat #6 is the buttonSeat 1: juspasnthru (4080 in chips) Seat 2: lankyman (8770 in chips) Seat 4: JayMack1 (890 in chips) Seat 5: champ-jr10 (1085 in chips) is sitting outSeat 6: mariachiinc (1525 in chips) Seat 7: Baksheesh (2708 in chips) Seat 8: fornicator1 (650 in chips) Seat 9: curl24 (1585 in chips) Baksheesh: posts small blind 50fornicator1: posts big blind 100*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Ad 8c]curl24: folds juspasnthru: folds lankyman: folds JayMack1: folds champ-jr10: folds Baksheesh said, "the poker gods are angry"mariachiinc: raises 200 to 300Baksheesh: folds fornicator1: raises 350 to 650 and is all-inmariachiinc: calls 350*** FLOP *** [5d 2s 9d]curl24 said, "that's a cold deck"*** TURN *** [5d 2s 9d] [8s]*** RIVER *** [5d 2s 9d 8s] [Jd]*** SHOW DOWN ***fornicator1: shows [Ad 8c] (a pair of Eights)mariachiinc: shows [Th 7h] (a straight, Seven to Jack)mariachiinc collected 1350 from potrramblinn is connected *** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1350 | Rake 0 Board [5d 2s 9d 8s Jd]Seat 1: juspasnthru folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: lankyman folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: JayMack1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: champ-jr10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: mariachiinc (button) showed [Th 7h] and won (1350) with a straight, Seven to JackSeat 7: Baksheesh (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 8: fornicator1 (big blind) showed [Ad 8c] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 9: curl24 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Link to post Share on other sites
fornicator1 0 Posted March 28, 2008 Author Share Posted March 28, 2008 I might really quit poker. This is deep in a 4.40 getting close to the money. PokerStars Game #16304369889: Tournament #82547431, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/03/28 - 01:33:11 (ET)Table '82547431 13' 9-max Seat #9 is the buttonSeat 1: m j rover (4650 in chips) Seat 2: OTT CANADA (5722 in chips) Seat 3: rvptobe (3425 in chips) Seat 4: hooiam (3640 in chips) Seat 5: RGV42O (345 in chips) is sitting outSeat 6: SixMC (3755 in chips) is sitting outSeat 7: seadog122842 (5135 in chips) Seat 8: dro81 (3725 in chips) Seat 9: fornicator1 (8778 in chips) m j rover: posts small blind 100OTT CANADA: posts big blind 200*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to fornicator1 [Kc Ac]rvptobe: folds hooiam: folds RGV42O: folds SixMC: folds seadog122842: folds dro81: folds fornicator1: raises 800 to 1000m j rover: folds OTT CANADA: raises 4722 to 5722 and is all-infornicator1: calls 4722*** FLOP *** [Qh Qc 9h]*** TURN *** [Qh Qc 9h] [Js]*** RIVER *** [Qh Qc 9h Js] [4h]*** SHOW DOWN ***OTT CANADA: shows [4c As] (two pair, Queens and Fours)fornicator1: shows [Kc Ac] (a pair of Queens)OTT CANADA collected 11544 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 11544 | Rake 0 Board [Qh Qc 9h Js 4h]Seat 1: m j rover (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 2: OTT CANADA (big blind) showed [4c As] and won (11544) with two pair, Queens and FoursSeat 3: rvptobe folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: hooiam folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: RGV42O folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: SixMC folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 7: seadog122842 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: dro81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 9: fornicator1 (button) showed [Kc Ac] and lost with a pair of Queens Link to post Share on other sites
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