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Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Damn. Do I have to choose? They both sound so exciting!sidenote: This thread needs a poll.
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Define probbed.And can I see a pic of the aliens first? I mean we all know what bigfoot looks like cuz of the videos. But aliens could look like Jessica Alba. If that's the case...no need for the definition...I'll do it.

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Now when you say molested and probed...do both of them involve things being shoved up my ass...or just the probed?
Well.. I think in this case, it'd be both. However, bigfoot would do it in a more agressive manner, as where the aliens would do it in a more humiliating manner.And Hollywood:We're just talking about the little green men here.
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Well.. I think in this case, it'd be both. However, bigfoot would do it in a more agressive manner, as where the aliens would do it in a more humiliating manner.And Hollywood:We're just talking about the little green men here.
Well...in that case...I have to go with Bigfoot. (speaking from prior experience.... those little green men have loooooonnng fingers. I lost a filling last time th..... nevermind)
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Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Define "molested" and "probed". There's too much gray area there to choose.
I for one can't wait for speedz reply. This shit's gonna be good.
There's something you may not know about me...I have performance anxiety. The second you have any expectations I'll blow it.
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Define "molested" and "probed". There's too much gray area there to choose.There's something you may not know about me...I have performance anxiety. The second you have any expectations I'll blow it.
I have expectations in my pants
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Would you rather have sex with your grandparents, or get caught by your mom masterbating over a picture of her?Sorry... but I like 'would you rather' questions, and that's one of my favorites.

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hmm. i had mixed feelings when opening this thread, thinking it would be, hit by a car, or stabbed.but this is actually very interesting.although, I'm like 99% sure it would be molested by big foot.although, when u think big foot, is it always male? there has to be female big feet. I'd totally be down for a female big foot molestation.Its kinda erotic, she cant talk, she doesnt expect you to last very long, and shes probably molesting you because shes an ultra horny nympho creature. I'd sit back and enjoy it.I mean, even if she fingers your ass while tonguing your balls, who cares. thats better than a probing. a probing is for research and probably very cold and unemotionalhell, i'm single, i'll take a horny big foot.Now another intersting question. for single people. would u rather own a robot u can have sex with, or a casual fuuck buddy.

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Would you rather have sex with your grandparents, or get caught by your mom masterbating over a picture of her?Sorry... but I like 'would you rather' questions, and that's one of my favorites.
step mom or real mom?
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for single people. would u rather own a robot u can have sex with, or a casual fuuck buddy.
Def a robot if it is like a hot fembot. Or maybe even Rosie from the Jetsons.But if I have to fu_ck something like R2D2 then I guess I'd go with a casual fuuck buddy.Those sounds R2D2 makes kind of gets me horny though. This situation is harder than I thought.Def. not C-3PO thats just ghey
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