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Poll: How To Get To Heaven When You Die (13 member(s) have cast votes)

DID YOU PRAY THAT PRAYER AT TO BOTTOM OF THIS FIRST POST TO GOD FROM YOUR HEART?

  1. YES (2 votes [15.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  2. NO (1 votes [7.69%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.69%

  3. I ALREADY PRAYED/ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST INTO MY HEART BEFORE (5 votes [38.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.46%

  4. OTHER (5 votes [38.46%])

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#41 Ouch-8s

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:40 AM

View PostSouthern Buddhist, on Friday, February 8th, 2008, 10:36 AM, said:

I think you'd have to spell that "fairies' dicks." I mean, for the first few times I read it, I thought he was coining a new word, until I realized he was just illiterate.
haha, fairy dicks - torcherous indeed.
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#42 solderz

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 01:06 PM

I thought this post would have directions on how to get to heaven, like maybe a mapquest link, or something simple like "go through tunnel of light and turn left". How disappointing.
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#43 xfrodobagginsx

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 10:16 PM

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 03:41 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 12:54 AM, said:

Not only the bible, but the dozens of secular souces which document that Jesus Christ was crucified and that (at least) His follows claimed that He rose from the dead. Remember that 11 out of 12 of His disciples were torchered and killed for their faith. They wouldn't have been willing to die for what they KNEW was a fraud, If He did really rise from the dead.
Ummm....http://en.wikipedia....9;s_Gate_(cult)

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 07:09 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Sunday, February 10th, 2008, 10:16 PM, said:

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.
why would anyone bother when you can't provide a single piece of objective evidence anything you said is true, or answer the question of why you are so positive you happen to be immune to religious delusion when you think humanity in general is so prone to it.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 07:56 AM

View PostSuperJon, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 3:41 AM, said:

So you want to make the case that the Heaven's Gate people knew they were buying into a lie?
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 08:58 AM

View PostBalloon guy, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 9:56 AM, said:

So you want to make the case that the Heaven's Gate people knew they were buying into a lie?
What's the title of that book by the Baptist minister that was dead for a while in car wreck and claims to have been to Heaven? It's something like "90 minutes bla bla" or something.





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#48 speedz99

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 11:45 AM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 8:58 AM, said:

It's something like "90 minutes bla bla" or something.
Lol...this description is probably appropriate.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 01:38 PM

holy shit I just read the op and now I'm a christian. what are the odds?

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 01:53 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 4:38 PM, said:

holy shit I just read the op and now I'm a christian. what are the odds?
like 30,000,000,000:1

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 02:16 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 1:38 PM, said:

holy shit I just read the op and now I'm a christian. what are the odds?
Once again shake gets the right answer. Or is it correct answer?? Grammar police please advise.
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#52 xfrodobagginsx

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:08 AM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Monday, February 11th, 2008, 11:58 AM, said:

What's the title of that book by the Baptist minister that was dead for a while in car wreck and claims to have been to Heaven? It's something like "90 minutes bla bla" or something.
It't 90 minutes in heaven by Don Piper. He has spoken at my church for a few days. He travels all over the country speaking. It's an awesome story that is undeniably the Lord's working. He was undeniably dead and undeniably resurrected.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:33 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 8:08 AM, said:

It't 90 minutes in heaven by Don Piper. He has spoken at my church for a few days. He travels all over the country speaking. It's an awesome story that is undeniably the Lord's working. He was undeniably dead and undeniably resurrected.
"he wasn't dead and he wasn't resurrected."undeniable my ass.
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:12 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 8:08 AM, said:

It't 90 minutes in heaven by Don Piper. He has spoken at my church for a few days. He travels all over the country speaking. It's an awesome story that is undeniably the Lord's working. He was undeniably dead and undeniably resurrected.
the only thing undeniable is that he's made lots of money off gullable christians.

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:04 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 12:12 PM, said:

the only thing undeniable is that he's made lots of money off gullable christians.
redundant

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 10:11 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 10:04 AM, said:

redundant
Yea we are... :club:
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:39 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 11:33 AM, said:

"he wasn't dead and he wasn't resurrected."undeniable my ass.
After you read the book from cover to cover, come back and tell me that he's lying. Until then your opinion on it is worthless.

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:39 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 11:33 AM, said:

"he wasn't dead and he wasn't resurrected."undeniable my ass.
After you read the book from cover to cover, come back and tell me that he's lying. Until then your opinion on it is worthless.

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:40 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 11:33 AM, said:

"he wasn't dead and he wasn't resurrected."undeniable my ass.
After you read the book from cover to cover, come back and tell me that he's lying. Until then your opinion on it is worthless.

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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:41 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 12:12 PM, said:

the only thing undeniable is that he's made lots of money off gullable christians.
He can prove much of his claims. Read the WHOLE book, then come back and call me gullible. It only takes a couple of hours.




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