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DID YOU PRAY THAT PRAYER AT TO BOTTOM OF THIS FIRST POST TO GOD FROM YOUR HEART?

  1. YES (2 votes [15.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 15.38%

  2. NO (1 votes [7.69%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.69%

  3. I ALREADY PRAYED/ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST INTO MY HEART BEFORE (5 votes [38.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.46%

  4. OTHER (5 votes [38.46%])

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#21 crowTrobot

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:17 PM

xfrodobagginsx, i have a question for you to ask yourself. if by some chance you happened to be wrong about the significance of everything you just listed, would you be honestly willing or even able to admit it to yourself? if not why not?

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:28 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 7:05 AM, said:

most claimed OT prophecies are subjective interpretations and the few that appear to have some validity would have been well known to NT authors who could have incorporated them into their story telling. whoever wrote matthew even makes this implicit......[more pwnage]....why should i pray to something that there is no objective evidence exists? isn't that rather cultish?
Hi xfrodobagginsx! Isn't a bitch when you have to talk to people who can think for themselves?Anyway I think the answer maybe in your post

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I was smoking pot nearly every day.
You do realise that excessive use of marijuana over a sustained period can lead to many forms of psychosis - religion included.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:10 AM

View Postbrvheart, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 1:19 AM, said:

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Until I just looked it up now, I didn't realize this was the name of the MST3K robot.I always read crow's screen name as Crow Trobot.I didn't really know what that meant.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:17 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 2:17 AM, said:

xfrodobagginsx, i have a question for you to ask yourself. if by some chance you happened to be wrong about the significance of everything you just listed, would you be honestly willing or even able to admit it to yourself? if not why not?
If I were wrong, I wouldn't waste my time with people who are hostile toward the gospel. The fact is that I have a relationship with the Lord and know Him personally. That's like telling you that your mother doesn't exist. Are you willing to believe that your mother isn't real, but that you just can't think for yourself?

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:20 AM

View PostKramitDaToad, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 5:28 AM, said:

Hi xfrodobagginsx! Isn't a bitch when you have to talk to people who can think for themselves?
It's wonderful that they think for themselves. If they explore the evidence objectively, they WILL have to come to the conclusion that the bible is true and that the God of the bible is the true God. I certainly think for myself or I would just be a follower and reject the bible and Jesus. Because I think for myself and have a true relationship with God, I know that He does indeed exist.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:38 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Wednesday, February 6th, 2008, 9:54 PM, said:

Here are some more reasons that I believe in the existance in the God of the bible:
edit: nevermind, i'm going to be nice.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:38 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 12:17 PM, said:

If I were wrong, I wouldn't waste my time with people who are hostile toward the gospel. The fact is that I have a relationship with the Lord and know Him personally. That's like telling you that your mother doesn't exist. Are you willing to believe that your mother isn't real, but that you just can't think for yourself?
Next time you talk to the Big Guy as him what he thinks will happen at the end of "Lost". Just curious.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:07 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 9:17 AM, said:

If I were wrong, I wouldn't waste my time with people who are hostile toward the gospel.
that's not what i asked. i asked if you are honestly capable of even allowing for the possibility that you could be wrong. are you able to take a mentally neutral position and objectively consider that possibility.

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The fact is that I have a relationship with the Lord and know Him personally.
historically and continuing today there have been countless other supposed metaphysical entities that people were convinced they had "personal relationships" with. on what basis do you think every one of them are delusions (as you necessarily must by default) and your relationship with a metaphysical entity is not? on what basis have you concluded that you're immune to this type of delusion when most of the rest of humanity is apparently quite prone to it?

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That's like telling you that your mother doesn't exist. Are you willing to believe that your mother isn't real, but that you just can't think for yourself?
it's nothing like telling you your mother doesn't exist. unlike god your mother is for practical purposes objectively verifiable to anyone.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:11 AM

View Postxfrodobagginsx, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 9:20 AM, said:

If they explore the evidence objectively, they WILL have to come to the conclusion that the bible is true and that the God of the bible is the true God.
considering that the majority of people who have ever lived including those alive today have rejected biblical christianity for one reason or another, that sounds more than a little egocentric. why do you have such a high opinion of your own ability to determine what is absolute truth?

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:13 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 6:07 PM, said:

it's nothing like telling you your mother doesn't exist. unlike god your mother will sleep with anyone.
FYPSorry xfrodobagginsx but you come trolling and I'm going to spill my seed all over your momma's hairy feet whilst Gollum gives you a reach-around.And you thought it was Samwise that was aching to spread your wordWas that wrong?

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:14 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 1:07 PM, said:

that's not what i asked. i asked if you are honestly capable of even allowing for the possibility that you could be wrong. are you able to take a mentally neutral position and objectively consider that possibility.
How can he consider possibly being wrong if he is having actual discussions with the Lord that are no different than me and you talking on the phone?I see where you are going and agree with it but it is clear this guy is on a totally different level.
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:19 AM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 10:14 AM, said:

How can he consider possibly being wrong if he is having actual discussions with the Lord that are no different than me and you talking on the phone?I see where you are going and agree with it but it is clear this guy is on a totally different level.
well as usual in this situation i'm not making any arguments for the OP's sake lol. just countering for other readers that might be influenced on the long-shot chance there are any.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:21 AM

View PostKramitDaToad, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 11:13 AM, said:

FYPSorry xfrodobagginsx but you come trolling and I'm going to spill my seed all over your momma's hairy feet whilst Gollum gives you a reach-around.And you thought it was Samwise that was aching to spread your wordWas that wrong?
That was wrong. Still funny, though. Points for the shout out to foot fetishists world wide.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:31 AM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 9:10 AM, said:

Until I just looked it up now, I didn't realize this was the name of the MST3K robot.I always read crow's screen name as Crow Trobot.I didn't really know what that meant.
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#35 SBriand

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 10:35 AM

Mary Jo Pehl FTW!
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:51 PM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 10:35 AM, said:

Mary Jo Pehl FTW!
actually i should repent too, since i haven't seen any of The Film Crew DVD's yet.

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:24 AM

View PostcrowTrobot, on Thursday, February 7th, 2008, 1:31 PM, said:

repent sinner and watch 100 straight hours of MST3k as penance!
I not only did recognize this screen name, I picture the three silhouettes every time I see it.I didn't get to watch a lot, because our cable system dropped the channel, but my favorite moment was during Steve Reeves' Hercules. Someone's telling Hercules about these homing pigeons, and he says, "No matter where in the world they are released, they will always fly home to Athens."One of the robots says, "What if they released 'em in Athens?"Somehow that joke for me reaches the pure, clear pinnacle of absurdism. It's beautiful.Plus, I got to use it myself later. We were watching Martin Scorsese's very boring Age of Innocence, which one critic aptly described as "in many ways a perfect movie, but not a very interesting one." The narrator said of a character in it, "And in affairs of the heart, his discretion was unquestioned."My husband leaned over to me and whispered, "If he was really so discreet, shouldn't that have been unknown?"I replied, "What if they released him in Athens?"

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:31 AM

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:33 AM

View PostSouthern Buddhist, on Friday, February 8th, 2008, 10:31 AM, said:

Really, that says it all.
hey, maybe they did it with fiery sticks or something?
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:36 AM

View PostOuch-8s, on Friday, February 8th, 2008, 1:33 PM, said:

hey, maybe they did it with fiery sticks or something?
I think you'd have to spell that "fairies' dicks." I mean, for the first few times I read it, I thought he was coining a new word, until I realized he was just illiterate.




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