Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Since I just diminished my bankroll to pay for my daughter's tuition and books, I'm offering 5 stakes instead of freebies.50/50 no stakeback.It will be a 4.40 180 SNG in the next hour. I will play in it as well.To qualify, make me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
drkryn 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Since I just diminished my bankroll to pay for my daughter's tuition and books, I'm offering 5 stakes instead of freebies.50/50 no stakeback.It will be a 4.40 180 SNG in the next hour. I will play in it as well.To qualify, make me laugh.College is a bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Tehtoe 3 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 My ROI/4.40 challenge results. Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". GL to all horses if I dont get itHDGrinder (Puyallup) Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 There is a small family sitting down at the table for breakfast. A dad, two little boys and a mom. The mom is cooking breakfast for the family. First the mother ask the first son, "what would you like for breakfast?" Son #1 replies "I’ll have some ****in french toast" Mom replies, "what did you just say to me?" Son replies #1 "I’ll have some ****in french toast" AFter that the mom begins to smack the son senseless while his dad takes off his belt. After this mom is done smacking him, the dad begins to lay into him with his belt. This carries on for a good 5 minuites, and then the son is sent to his room. After the two parents compose themselves, the dad sits back down at the table with the other son. Then the mom goes up to the other son and asks him "what you would like for breakfast sweety?" Son #2 replies "Well, I sure dont want the ****in french toast".Flamin'Aces8(Stillwater(FCP)) Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I run bad at intentional comedy. I also have to go work in an hour and a half, so I'm drawing dead.Can I just make sweet lovin to you for the stake later? Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 King_Tanner (Soquel) Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 There's my shot. freak2304 (Lawrence). Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 OKWe have 3 winners so far:Zmoney - good joke HDGRINDER on PSSavagerebel - great joke.. I had heard it years ago but forgot it. flamin'aces on PSThetoe - don't know those stats but your Sharkscope stats are good - skully92 on PSAnd if you guys want a laugh....check out my sharkscope on full tilt as potomophobia. Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 TY for the stakeAre you giving us the T# you want us in? Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Not funny, but makes my head spin: Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ill stake tanner Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 OKWe have 3 winners so far:Zmoney - good joke HDGRINDER on PSSavagerebel - great joke.. I had heard it years ago but forgot it. flamin'aces on PSThetoe - don't know those stats but your Sharkscope stats are good - skully92 on PSAnd if you guys want a laugh....check out my sharkscope on full tilt as potomophobia.TY did you see it is Flamin'Aces8, not Flamin'Aces? Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Jesus christ, I'm in a dark room and nearly threw up Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'll give the tourney number in a few.shipped to the first 3. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 Yes....I caught the 8 savage. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Yes....I caught the 8 savage.Got it and ready to go. Link to post Share on other sites
TravisG 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 so theres still one available? i'd like to play too, heishe(markgraitz).would be great! Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, here's a joke, since that's what it appears you're looking for:A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 It was a toss up between the cat and Tara, but since someone else stepped up to stake tanner, we have the final 2:AhighwaystarFreak2304.Shipping now. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ok I need a better jokebah i guess i cant think of a good 1 gl horses Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 OKA new one is kicking off.Tourney #6225 Link to post Share on other sites
HighwayStar 8 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 WoahI wasn't asking for a stake.Guess I'll take it. tyGl all. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 OKA new one is kicking off.Tourney #6225IN. Consider it took down. Link to post Share on other sites
zmoney 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Registered Link to post Share on other sites
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