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#41 renaedawn

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:24 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 2:11 PM, said:

Dear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.Posted Image
I :club: it!I'm also rather fond of this thread in general. Great answers so far.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

#42 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:26 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:24 PM, said:

I :club: it!I'm also rather fond of this thread in general. Great answers so far.
Thanks, I do aim to please.By please, I mean, start off strong and disappoint in the end game.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:27 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:26 PM, said:

Thanks, I do aim to please.By please, I mean, start off strong and disappoint in the end game.
HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

#44 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:31 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:27 PM, said:

HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Damn, all of a sudden I'm rock hard again.Carry on.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:37 PM

Hang, hows it hanging?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:40 PM

View PostJadaki, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:37 PM, said:

Hang, hows it hanging?
Jadaki,Is it supposed to hang?I'll check, and get back with you on that.*Few minutes later*It appears to hang to the right.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:44 PM

Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:52 PM

View PostFigger, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:44 PM, said:

Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread?
Dear Figger,There is no need to feel greedy, but I do take donations in Paypal.Your problem, as bizarre as it may sound, is a common medical issue known as Erikrylandosis, and it effects .1% of the population.Do not worry, here are some simple steps on how to deal with Erikrylandosis:1) Make sure you have a fully stocked shemale vids folder on your Desktop.2) Call Ripley's Believe It Or Not.3) Find horny twins on Craigslist.4) Host a torrent of the video that results from #3.5) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR6) Change your name to Jacques.7) Start a condom company and make millions.8) Retire, buy a Columbian coffee company, and bring the twins from #3 with you.9) Supersoak those hoes.That should help you. Feel free to let me know if I need to elaborate on any of these steps (Especially #6).


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:52 PM

View PostFigger, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:44 PM, said:

Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread?
Are you a dog?If you are, I'd like to ask if you're now happier than a dog with 2 peckers.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:54 PM

Dear Hang:Recently while masturbating, a picture of Justin Timberlake was randomly mixxed in with my usual assortment of asian(female) pornography. I didn't miss a beat and as a matter of fact, I yanked 1 off in record time. Am I gay ?P.S. Homp !!
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#51 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:59 PM

View PostCanuckickstan, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:54 PM, said:

Dear Hang:Recently while masturbating, a picture of Justin Timberlake was randomly mixxed in with my usual assortment of asian(female) pornography. I didn't miss a beat and as a matter of fact, I yanked 1 off in record time. Am I gay ?P.S. Homp !!
Dear Canuckistan,No, you are not gay at all. I masturbate to JT all the time, and that doesn't make me gay either, because it's a little known fact that Justin Timberlake is an Asian female.Little known fact #2: He was turned down for a role in Gwen Stefani's "Harajuku Girls" music video, and has been on suicide watch ever since.PPS: HOMP!


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:05 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:52 PM, said:

Are you a dog?If you are, I'd like to ask if you're now happier than a dog with 2 peckers.
HEY !!!!!!!!I thought these were questions / answers were going to remain private????I'm really gonna have some issues now.
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#53 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:07 PM

View PostFigger, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 6:05 PM, said:

HEY !!!!!!!!I thought these were questions / answers were going to remain private????I'm really gonna have some issues now.
If you are going to have issues, might I suggest the following......damn, I really got nothing on this one. Reader's Digest for the win.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:11 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:07 PM, said:

If you are going to have issues, might I suggest the following......damn, I really got nothing on this one. Reader's Digest for the win.
Dear Hang,Due to my most recent growth, some people have sunk to the level of calling me a dog. Do you think I should ask Renae if she wants it doggy style from me?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:15 PM

View PostFigger, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 6:11 PM, said:

Dear Hang,Due to my most recent growth, some people have sunk to the level of calling me a dog. Do you think I should ask Renae if she wants it doggy style from me?
Dear Figger,Not only do I think you should ask, but I think there should be a thread about it.Just watch out, Renae kiteh bites. Hard.Other suggested positions:1) Kiteh style2) The octopus3) Standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra4) The Dogpatch special...I can't believe I managed not to say HARRRRRRRRRRRRR in the list.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:23 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:15 PM, said:

Renae kiteh
Speaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?Anyway, where can I find a good Asian ho that doesn't look like JT? I'm interested in attempting the octopus and I hear they do it the best, true/false?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:32 PM

Dear Hang:Thanks for the not gay response. I knew it deep in my heart all along. Thanks for your honesty.C-nukP.S. Wanna go for a few drinks and a movie on Friday ? I'm thinking 27 Dresses
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:33 PM

this thread isPosted ImageOh and, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:37 PM

View PostJadaki, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 6:23 PM, said:

Speaking of Renae kiteh were you aware that trapd is an actual SNMP probe used by the IBM Netcool suite? I guess that would go better in the Dear Ouch thread huh?Anyway, where can I find a good Asian ho that doesn't look like JT? I'm interested in attempting the octopus and I hear they do it the best, true/false?
I was not aware of this, but then I know nothing about the SNMP probe. I know stuff about probes, just not in that design.Here would be my guess on a surefire way to make this happen:1) Go to Korea.2) Find the girl I went to Chicago with.3) Ask.4) Giggity giggity.I've heard mixed review on Asians performing the Octopus. I would not attempt it with Japanese. I would suppose Chinese, Russians, and Romanians would be the most suited for for performing this position.

View PostCanuckickstan, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 6:32 PM, said:

Dear Hang:Thanks for the not gay response. I knew it deep in my heart all along. Thanks for your honesty.C-nukP.S. Wanna go for a few drinks and a movie on Friday ? I'm thinking 27 Dresses
Yes. Pick me up Friday at 6?


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 02:41 PM

View Postjmkiser, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 6:33 PM, said:

this thread isPosted ImageOh and, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Dear jmkiser,I appreciate your approval of this thread. If I could get Obama to approve, the election is his to win.As for your question, I was stumped for a minute. So I had to do some investigative research. My findings allow me to give the following response:Only if someone shits in the pool.





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