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#21 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:21 PM

View PostGod, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:18 PM, said:

Dear Hang,Who am I?-Me
Dear Me (or You, or whatever),You are Teddy Brooks, from East Camden, NJ. Your Social Security Number is 347-65-8429. You like water sports, and the occasional strawberry daquiri. You don't have any favorite books, because you can't read good.EDIT: See also: Ray Charles. (See what I did there?)


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:32 PM

Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:34 PM

View Postonlyme386, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 12:32 PM, said:

Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question?
Better question. How long would it be if everyone of SA21's accounts responded to said questions?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:36 PM

dear hang...what does this mean to you? is this the meaning of life?Posted Image
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:37 PM

View Postonlyme386, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:32 PM, said:

Hang,How many pages (40 ppp) would this thread be if each of your joke accounts asked 1 question?
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Better question. How long would it be if everyone of SA21's accounts responded to said questions?
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:40 PM

View Postchrozzo, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:36 PM, said:

dear hang...what does this mean to you? is this the meaning of life?Posted Image
Dear Chris,Funny you should mention this, because I was just pondering that this morning.While I initially thought the author was trying to point toward the meaning of life, I think this is what he was trying to convey with this comic:Having sex with Dolphins is not only possible, but practiced by many. In fact, I've read that dolphins enjoy it quite a bit. I wouldn't want to do it though. I just don't think dolphins are attractive.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:44 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:40 PM, said:

Dear Chris,Funny you should mention this, because I was just pondering that this morning.While I initially thought the author was trying to point toward the meaning of life, I think this is what he was trying to convey with this comic:Having sex with Dolphins is not only possible, but practiced by many. In fact, I've read that dolphins enjoy it quite a bit. I wouldn't want to do it though. I just don't think dolphins are attractive.
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:44 PM

Dear Hang,If I'm up $200 for the year in roughly 20 tourneys entered, and down $250 in a goldstar's worth of cash game play, should I stick to tournaments?Sincerely,Cappy.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:45 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:40 PM, said:

I just don't think dolphins are attractive.
How about this dolphin?Posted ImageOr this one?Posted Image

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:46 PM

Dear Hang,Can you spend 10 minutes reading this without going back to the old school avatar?Thank you,Cappy.
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:50 PM

Dear Hang,I feel the need to fart, but am afraid that I might shit myself, as this has happened many times in the past. Do you think it's prudent to waste all that time and energy walking to the bathroom, pulling my shorts down and sitting on the toilet, when it could just be a false alarm?I eagerly await your response because I have to make a decision very, very soon.
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#32 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:54 PM

View PostCappy37, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:44 PM, said:

Dear Hang,If I'm up $200 for the year in roughly 20 tourneys entered, and down $250 in a goldstar's worth of cash game play, should I stick to tournaments?Sincerely,Cappy.
Dear Cappy,Duh?

View Postfryer98, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:45 PM, said:

How about this dolphin?Posted ImageOr this one?Posted Image
Dear Fryer,1st one: No way2nd one: I'd sack it.

View PostCappy37, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:46 PM, said:

Hello again, Cappy,I think if were going to do another Ultimate Warrior avatar, it would have to be one with more depth than the original. Like him mercilessly having his way with a camel. Or something.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:55 PM

Dolphin Fucking FTW.oh wait I'm supposed to ask a question.What hole do the dolphins prefer you to use?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:58 PM

View PostFigger, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:50 PM, said:

Dear Hang,I feel the need to fart, but am afraid that I might shit myself, as this has happened many times in the past. Do you think it's prudent to waste all that time and energy walking to the bathroom, pulling my shorts down and sitting on the toilet, when it could just be a false alarm?I eagerly await your response because I have to make a decision very, very soon.
Dear Figger,I'm so glad you bring this up, because I was in this quandry all of yesterday. The stomach flu sucks.I digress. While I find it pertinent to use the bathroom no matter what, it's a matter of choice/laziness. Besides, going to the bathroom for a fart is never fun.To ruin the chances of farting only in the bathroom, might I suggest these possible alternatives to going to the bathroom in this moment:1) Wear adult diapers. I have a list of popular brands.2) Get a bedpan.3) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4) If none of these options are viable, invite a friend over and introduce them to scat porn firsthand.Hope this helps!


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:00 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:55 PM, said:

Dolphin Fucking FTW.oh wait I'm supposed to ask a question.What hole do the dolphins prefer you to use?
Dear Guapo,The five hole. Quote that.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:01 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 1:00 PM, said:

Dear Guapo,The five hole. Quote that.
You're assuming I understand Hockey Speak.

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:03 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:01 PM, said:

You're assuming I understand Hockey Speak.
No, I'm assuming you understand dolphinsecks speak.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:07 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 1:03 PM, said:

No, I'm assuming you understand dolphinsecks speak.
Ohhhhh that 5 hole.

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:11 PM

Dear Hang, while we're on the topic of farts, this weekend I mercilessly let one rip during pictures for which I was the best man of a wedding. It was rotten, and cleared out everyone, including the photographer. Should I be embarassed? Or should I embrace this for the hilarity that it was?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 01:15 PM

View Posttroyomac, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 5:11 PM, said:

Dear Hang, while we're on the topic of farts, this weekend I mercilessly let one rip during pictures for which I was the best man of a wedding. It was rotten, and cleared out everyone, including the photographer. Should I be embarassed? Or should I embrace this for the hilarity that it was?
Dear Troy,I think you should do a re-enactment, and put it on Youtube.This nothing to be embarrassed about. You are just preparing the lovely couple for the bounds of matrimony. If they can't handle someone farting at their wedding, they're pussies and shouldn't get married to each other.If the wedding was called off, you did a great civil service, and virgins shall be offered up to you.If the wedding wasn't called off, then obviously they are supposed to be together, and virgins shall still be offered up to you.Either way, you win.





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