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#1 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:35 AM

Ask completely pointless questions here, and I'll answer them, because that's my strong suit.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:36 AM

Why?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:36 AM

Woo hoo....in first for the newest super threadedit: damn you fryer
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:37 AM

View Postfryer98, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 2:36 PM, said:

Why not?

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#5 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:37 AM

View Postfryer98, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:36 PM, said:

Why?
Because everyone knows they want it.By it, I mean, your body.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:38 AM

Dear Hang,A ringachingchongchangchung! My question is this: Why do some people think cucumbers taste better pickled? Signed,Vinnie Chang Terranova.

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:39 AM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 2:37 PM, said:

Because everyone knows they want it.By it, I mean, your body.
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on sugar let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me Come on honey tell me so Tell me so babe

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:40 AM

Also...If God is love, and love is blind, is Ray Charles God?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:45 AM

View PostVinnie_Terranova, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:38 PM, said:

Dear Hang,A ringachingchongchangchung! My question is this: Why do some people think cucumbers taste better pickled? Signed,Vinnie Chang Terranova.
Dear Vinne Change,And a fine Annyongramadamadingalingfongsong to you too.You may be shocked to discover that most people don't even know why they like pickled cucumbers better. And really, it's confusing to them, as both varieties taste similar (By similar, I mean, not alike at all).So why does one variety win out over the au naturale?The answer is simple: Porn.The porn industry supplies 90% of all pickled cucumbers that are sold on the market to consumers today. The other 10% is supplied by MILFs.So next time you eat a pickled cucumber, remember: you could be eating something from Raven Riley's cooch.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:46 AM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 2:45 PM, said:

Dear Vinne Change,And a fine Annyongramadamadingalingfongsong to you too.You may be shocked to discover that most people don't even know why they like pickled cucumbers better. And really, it's confusing to them, as both varieties taste similar (By similar, I mean, not alike at all).So why does one variety win out over the au naturale?The answer is simple: Porn.The porn industry supplies 90% of all pickled cucumbers that are sold on the market to consumers today. The other 10% is supplied by MILFs.So next time you eat a pickled cucumber, remember: you could be eating something from Raven Riley's cooch.
I just got real hungry for a pickled cucumber.
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:47 AM

View Postfryer98, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:40 PM, said:

Also...If God is love, and love is blind, is Ray Charles God?
Yes, but he's only officially recognized as such during Kwanzaa.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:52 AM

Dear Hang,Hatas wanna hate, Lovas wanna love, I don't even want None of the above. I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you. Love, Suited(Aces)21.
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:55 AM

Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.Ren
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

#14 HangukMiguk

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:56 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:52 PM, said:

Dear Hang,Hatas wanna hate, Lovas wanna love, I don't even want None of the above. I want to piss on you. Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you. Love, Suited(Aces)21.
You're just missing Heath. I know how you work.

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:55 PM, said:

Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.Ren
Ask, and ye shall receive. As soon as I find one that works.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:58 AM

Dear Hanggookmagook,Can you eat a peach for hours? I can eat a peach for hours.-Castor Troy.

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:01 PM

Dear Hangukmiguk,If one was interested on pursuing a hobby such as trolling the interwebs looking for lonely, shallow, socially inept perverts to have a sexual conversation with, what would be the key points to observe? Also, how does one ensure that their quest in said mission results in hilarity and not a feeble attempt at humor resulting in mockery from their peers?Eagerly awaiting a response,Jason
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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:11 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:55 PM, said:

Dear Hang,I need a kitteh.Ren
Dear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.Posted Image

View PostCastor Troy, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 3:58 PM, said:

Dear Hanggookmagook,Can you eat a peach for hours? I can eat a peach for hours.-Castor Troy.
Dear Castory,I thought you died.

View PostBuckeye Hughes, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:01 PM, said:

Dear Hangukmiguk,If one was interested on pursuing a hobby such as trolling the interwebs looking for lonely, shallow, socially inept perverts to have a sexual conversation with, what would be the key points to observe? Also, how does one ensure that their quest in said mission results in hilarity and not a feeble attempt at humor resulting in mockery from their peers?Eagerly awaiting a response,Jason
Dear Jason,Here are some points to consider when pursuing such an avenue,1) Put a condom in your floppy drive2) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR3) Mention random fruits and vegetables.4) Use the code "ariana14" for a 10% discount.5) Did I mention, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR? Oh wait, yeah I did.6) Give them Chris Hansen's home address.7) Make sure to include the phrase, "Surfing of the anal variety" somewhere in every conversation.8) Call victims and use an Arnold Schwarzennegar soundboard during phone sex.9) Just talk to Suited.10) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR11) Oh yeah, and lots of hallucinogens.Hope that helps. Damn I'm rock hard now.


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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:17 PM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 12:11 PM, said:

Dear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.Posted ImageDear Castory,I thought you died.Dear Jason,Here are some points to consider when pursuing such an avenue,1) Put a condom in your floppy drive2) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR3) Mention random fruits and vegetables.4) Use the code "ariana14" for a 10% discount.5) Did I mention, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR? Oh wait, yeah I did.6) Give them Chris Hansen's home address.7) Make sure to include the phrase, "Surfing of the anal variety" somewhere in every conversation.8) Call victims and use an Arnold Schwarzennegar soundboard during phone sex.9) Just talk to Suited.10) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR11) Oh yeah, and lots of hallucinogens.Hope that helps. Damn I'm rock hard now.
Suitedaces or Suited Up or both?

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:18 PM

Dear Hang,Who am I?-Me

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Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:20 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008, 4:17 PM, said:

Suitedaces or Suited Up or both?
Both. SuitedAces has the kinks, Suited_Up has the couch. Enough said.





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